Chapter 7
The young Gagax strode into the room. He was looking for his exam to give to the chief of maths in the university. He was a BIT worried that he would be expelled but it would probably be alright.
He glared at it and, surprised it was done, gasped. “Huuuuh?” then he shrugged. It was probably someone trying to help him, so it did not matter, did it?
No!
So, he walked out of the room to find the chief mathematician.
On the way he met Let’s Get Out of Here, aged 12.
“I will curse all your hair off!” he shouted, but a swarm of time flies blocked his path. Gagax quickly hurried away.
When Gagax eventually met the Chief of Maths, he was surprised to learn that he was not expelled and so he did not become evil!!
The time flies had done their job, so they regrouped at the entrance to the university. They then travelled in time to the future, just to check. There they saw Let’s Get Out of Here and Gagax giving hundreds to charity. Check! Everything was fine. So, they travelled back to the aeroplane and Gagax and Let’s Get Out of Here and, sure enough, the two formally evil wizards walked off, helping people.
THE End …

THE CHRONICLES OF DARKNESS
Chapter 6
It was risky, but it just might work … Let’s Get Out of Here summoned up a swam of time flies. They were little flies who could travel in time to do a wizard’s bidding. They were 2cm long, with a 3cm wingspan. In this swarm, there were 235,667,886 flies. Let’s Get Out of Here quickly issued orders; for 10 minutes the time flies hovered in silence. Then they started muttering to him.
‘’What if it goes wrong?‘’ one of them whispered.
‘’If we do it as I said, it is impossible to go wrong!!!‘’ Let’s Get Out of Here retorted. 400 time flies immediately flew off to the Nobody Shack, where they travelled in time to 56 BC. The head time fly, Baquongle, was puzzled. She had expected the wizard to be more polite. He was clearly a bad wizard. Nevertheless, the species had sworn to do ANY wizard’s bidding, and so could not back out now. So, she ordered 100 of the group to Gagax’s quarters in the newly formed university. There they would fill in his exam sheet for him.
6 fluttered over to the quill and ink pot, dipped the quill in the source of ink and answered…
Question 1:
What is 632 × 721?
The group holding the quill quickly wrote: “455,672”.
They flew up, down, left and right to complete the number. They then moved on to question 2: What is -63-26?
They “wrote”: -89. The final question was: How many noughts does a vigintillion have? After a pause for thought, they worked it out: 63. Suddenly, the doorknob was turning! Someone was coming in!
“Quick hide” commanded the commander of the time flies bossily. DUH DUH DUUUH!

THE CHRONICLES OF DARKNESS
Chapter 5
Gagax was planning to steal something…
He picked up a piece of A4 paper from a shelf and scrambled down the ladder. He jumped into the aero plane and signalled to Let’s Get Out of Here. The two villains made their getaway!
Gagax held up the piece of paper.
“I have wanted this, ever since I was a young wizard. And now I have it!” he crowed. Let’s Get Out of Here moved closer, but Gagax used his wand to hide the paper, so only he could read it. The pokey prier persisted.
“But what is its interesting importance and history? Answer me!” Let’s Get Out Of Here asked curiously.
“All right! I’ll tell you…” Gagax resigned.

“When I was a young wizard, around 183, the Nobody Shack was instead a university. A MAGIC university, and I went there. In fact, I was bullied by none other than yourself, Let’s Get Out of Here! One day, you did a charm, and all my hair fell out!” He took off his hat to reveal no hair.

“Ah, yes …” muttered Let’s Get Out of Here.
“Shush! As I was saying … One day, I had a particular piece of home torture [that was what they called homework then] that I got slightly wrong, and they expelled me! And from then on, I was the evil Gagax, the evil wizard. In my hand, here, is that very piece of homework that I got wrong, 1000 years ago!” he finished.
Let’s Get Out of Here quickly made a plan. If he could somehow travel in time, stop himself, and do Gagax’s homework for him, maybe they would be un- evil! It was risky, but it just might work…

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