Ivan the Terrible’s bodyguard were called the Oprichniki.

Principal Ursula Menace
Star Reviewer
hey
General Fandango Hedgehog
hello.
Principal Ursula Menace
Elagabalus was a roman emperor

Principal Ursula Menace
Star Reviewer
Plato is a crater on the moon.

Principal Ursula Menace
Star Reviewer
Hi everyone

Principal Ursula Menace
Star Reviewer
Hi.
Director Birthday-cake Pudding-Basin
hello again
Principal Ursula Menace
What’s everyone been doing?

Principal Ursula Menace
Star Reviewer
I have been
Rapping and rapping
Everyday
To everyone
Director Birthday-cake Pudding-Basin
ok
Principal Ursula Menace
What about you?
Have you been doing anything?
Director Birthday-cake Pudding-Basin
What have people read?

Principal Ursula Menace
Star Reviewer
What stories has everyone written?

Principal Ursula Menace
Star Reviewer
I haven’t written any
Stories on here
I am only a rapper
Who raps all day all year!
Director Birthday-cake Pudding-Basin
ok
Principal Ursula Menace
That is the end of The Chronicles of Darkness. If you’ve missed any chapters reply here, and a full copy will be available soon. Thanks, Principal Ursula Menace.
My next story after that is coming soon.

Principal Ursula Menace
Star Reviewer
Very very good!
Director Birthday-cake Pudding-Basin
did you miss any
Principal Ursula Menace
Nope, I read them all! It was so funny!
Director Birthday-cake Pudding-Basin
What is your next story going to be called?
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