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Yeah i love them
Same. I also think I may be developing a crush on the main character.
You know what… I think I am too!!
I keep on conducting these really long conversations with Artemis in my head. I am a total weirdo.
Not at all! I do that all the time, and I make up really ridiculous stories in my head, AND sing songs over and over in my head! It’s not weird to me!
Sometimes I make up stories in my head but I can never get past the first chapter before I toss them into the ever-growing pile in my head of useless stories.
Yeah, I do that a lot too. But never give up! One day, your name might be on a million bestselling books!
We might not even have books in the future though.
I couldn’t survive without books! I’d probably die!!! It’s like depriving me of oxygen!
Oh dear. Early death for us both, then.
We have a ton of things in common! You’re really funny, I can’t believe you’re my friend, it’s… There’s no words to describe it!
I don’t know. I don’t mean to sound rude or cruel but I’m a bit wary about making friends online. When I was younger I was cyberbullied a bit. For all I know you could be a super evil pyromanic who is at this moment plotting to burn down the Earth and supremely dominate the ashes (though you probably aren’t.)
You’re not being mean at all! I totally get it! I’m kinda wary as well, (Probably because I don’t have any friends that I see a lot) so I try not to talk so much, but it’s hard! P.S. I am totally not a super evil pyromaniac!
I’ve never really met another like you of whom I want to be friends with so badly! Well, there is a boy called Riley I know but apart from him, no one else.
Lucky you! I don’t go to school, which means I am very close to my family, but sadly it means I don’t have any “real” friends. (I mean, like, persons you can see, you’re a great friend!)
I haven’t got any any really ‘close’ friends although I always make friends with all the little kids I meet even though I’ll probably never see them again.
Yeah, I used to do that a lot. I’m quite good friends with some of my cousins, though!
My cousins live in Vietnam and Swindon so I don’t see them often but the ones in Swindon are coming down for Christmas
It’s a pity they live so far away, at least you’re seeing them soon! I haven’t seen my American cousins for at least 8 years! I did see my English cousins recently, though.
8 years!!! And I thought it was a lot when I didn’t see my Vietnamese family for 4 years (during lockdown)
I know! I miss them a lot, but I don’t remember them too good, sadly.
I definitely wouldn’t remember my cousins if I didn’t see them foe eight years. But then, I have quite a bad memory.
LOL! I have a pretty bad memory too. I do miss my cousins though.
I just realised that I spelt ‘for’ wrong in the message I just sent. Although for some reason I looked at the full verses of ‘Mary had a little lamb’ and than somehow memorised it but I can never remember what ‘hi’ is in French. (Salue?) I miss my Vietnamese family a lot, too. And my Canadian family. They have a dog called Diesel who is a Welsh/English sheepdog/shepard who is the best dog in the world even though I can never remember what breed he is.
I spell things wrong sometimes too, it’s very easy to do! And tell me about it! I can never remember what the word for ’this/that ’ is in Italian! Diesel sounds really nice! NONE of my cousins, uncles, grandparents, etc, have dogs, or any pet like that, surprisingly!
Do you have a pet? Your avatar is a dog so I think you might but I am horrible at guessing stuff.
No, sadly I don’t have a pet, (much as I’d want one!!!) but I’m probably a million times worse at guessing than you are! The reason my avatar is Baskerville is because I really like the author and illustrator, (Chris Riddell) who drew him!
I really like the work of Chris Riddell but, to be honest, I prefer David Wyatt and Kev Walker
What is a Artemis fowl books because I don’t know what they are cause I’ve never read anything like that and more animal books and adventures
Artemis Fowl books are kind of adventure books.
I love them superhumanly much!
Same.
Yeah. I own some! Even the collection of short stories and puzzles one!
Wait. There are short stories and puzzles?
Who the hell is he
A teenage criminal mastermind.
Judge Burp Mystery
Sergeant Hank Paddington
I’ve read about like seven or eight books
No
Lady Pinky Costa-Rica
Senorita Beany Moonlight
I agree!
me to
I like talking to you a lot too!
Senorita Beany Moonlight
Yes I have made a book,but I’m afraid I forgot the title
Yes I would like to ,my story is about a young girl named Hope Jones who saved the air from pollution and did a protest at a super market along with her family and friends and also encouraged people to ride bicycle more often
I would also love to listen to yours
That sounds amazing. Could I hear a paragraph?
Yes,senorita
Hi
Yes, I have! It’s called Cats take Control but it isn’t finished yet and I kinda gave up. Have you written anything? Here is part of what I have written:
It is the year 2090. The prime minister or should I say Purr Minister? Anyway the Purr Minister is Queenie Fluffypaws the cat. My name is Harper Hughes, i’m a human and I’m 12 years old. The first day I saw that cats were getting smarter was on a Tuna Tuesday.
It all started with my dog, Clover, chasing a white cat up a tree. I thought it was normal but the next day a group of talking cats came to my door! They said they were the Feline Bureau of Investigation. I thought I was dreaming. I closed my eyes and opened them again.
When I opened my eyes the cats were gone! So it wasn’t real. But after that things started changing. There were milk fountains in town squares, catnip cappuccinos, a new National motto: If I fits, I sits! and worst of all cats would video humans and upload the videos onto Mewtube.
The worst thing happened two months after it all started. Dogs were banned! I cried for days when Clover was taken, but little did I know that that wasn’t the worst things that was going to happen. Instead of humans having pet cats, cats would have pet humans. Worst of all my owner was Queenie Fluffypaws the Purr Minister!
Hi Countless Mildred Haystack,
That is so creative . I love it. I have started planning a fractured tale of the Explorer, my favourite book. Have you read it?
Bye.
Yea, Explorer is an amazing book! Make sure to tell me when you write it cause it sounds amazing!
thank you
I will make sure I do.
Um. Well, I started one, but I think I might scrap it, and start again.
Yes!
Senorita
Senorita Beany Moonlight
Well good but really excited about the book rewards
hi i am going to Austria
Island and Spain