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Maya

Marshal Venus Birdbath

Well done. I am Dona.

Dona Ariel Aardvark

don’t tell personal information

Judge Esmerelda Submarine

Nice

Coach Cynthia Astronomical

Congrats

Princess Cynthia Astronomical

How do you reply

Maya

Mademoiselle Bunny Heronimus

Press ‘reply’ (if that’s not stating the obvious too much)

Madam Wanda Bungalow

Press the reply button then type

Coach Cynthia Astronomical

on the message there are 2 options in the top right corner, like and reply press reply if it doesn’t work pinch yourself to check if you are daydreaming

Madam Kangaroo Bertrand

press the reply button above you on the message

Judge Esmerelda Submarine

Press rep

Countess Kiki Foxtail

There is a room ,there are 99% of people is left handed and there is 1% of people which is right handed,How many left handed people need to leave the room?

answer:50%

Dragon

Doctor Catapult Quarantine

Is that a book?

Dona Ariel Aardvark

Is that extract supposed to be in a book? Wait… no, I meant that was from a maths book…

Was it!?

Baroness Amazonia Waxwork

I’m confused

Madam Wanda Bungalow

u didn’t say there had to be half and half

Senorita Beany Moonlight

There is a room ,there are 99% of people is left handed and there is 1% of people which is right handed,How many left handed people need to leave the room?

answer:50%

Dragon

Doctor Catapult Quarantine

did you actually

Dona Ariel Aardvark

your not a teacher are you?

Judge Esmerelda Submarine

Wo wants to be my friend if anyone wants to answer this joke, what did the wave say to the wave?

Book girl

General Kiki Squirrel

Nothing, they waved

Coach Cynthia Astronomical

you got it right how did you know?

General Kiki Squirrel

Nothing; they just waved. I think the joke is what did one SEA say to the other though.

Madam Wanda Bungalow

nothing they just waved

Madam Kangaroo Bertrand

how do you know?

General Kiki Squirrel

I’ve heard it a lot

Madam Kangaroo Bertrand

Hi, I have one too! What has lots of teeth but can’t chew?

Hang on, I think 🤔 I have another one…

What has hands but can’t clap?

The answers are at the bottom of my reply… No cheating!

Answer No.1 : A comb!
Answer No.2: A clock!

BTW I realize the answers both sound a bit weird but they are still a bit funny, right?

Baroness Amazonia Waxwork

Hi Yuanna, how is you day going today. I love dog man books.

Dragon

Doctor Catapult Quarantine

I read 7 bookssssss

Akiko

Professor Boadicea Custard

Was that your goal

Dona Ariel Aardvark

Yes it was

Professor Boadicea Custard

Yes it was
I am so 😊

Professor Boadicea Custard

Ooooohh, well done! Was that ur goal?

Baroness Amazonia Waxwork

Ooooohh, well done! Was that ur goal?

Baroness Amazonia Waxwork

Hiii guys who likes Harry Potter from jk Rowling

Akiko

Professor Boadicea Custard

Me

Queen Panther Snivel

how did you know

Dona Ariel Aardvark

It is a very popular book and I love it 😀 😍

Professor Boadicea Custard

I know because it is a very popular book it is really goooooood

Professor Boadicea Custard

I know because it is a very popular book it is really good

Professor Boadicea Custard

Meee!

Duchess Nectarine Bottlenose

ME!!!

Principal Tuesday Lavalamp

Hi I LOVE harry potter i have watched all the movies and nearly read all the books!
From Director Babs bungalow

Director Babs Bungalow

hiii

lol

Judge Esmerelda Submarine

Meeeeeeeeeee! Can you read minds?

Director Wanda Quagmire

Me!

Judge Daisy Cuckoo-Clock