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Who can come up with the best if I was a millionaire for a day what would I do ?
Most creative crazy funny idea Wins !
Good luck !
P. S The prize is a MASSIVE Shout Out
I will reveal the winner on the 29.07.26

Bear

Principal Tuesday Lavalamp

Star Reviewer

eat and drink anything you want and go on holiday

Inspector Aardvark Satellite

IF I was a millionare for a day I would buy loads of expensive stuff then sell them and keep the money so I could be a millionaire every day

Chief Horatio Godzilla

As many e-books as I can fit in my budget!
All Harry Potter series

Coach Cynthia Astronomical

be a millionare of course

General Kiki Squirrel

I would put anyone who says 6 7 in jail and free haribo

Principal Harmonica Manatee

Invest!

Doctor Pirate Bobble-hat

Have a beach party with your best friends, get unlimited ice cream and do a swimming race.

Princess Cynthia Astronomical

move to Spain go swimming with pigs

Marshal Cilla Volcano

By 1000 crisp packets!

Dona Flossy Pineapple

Buy loads of cats

Principal Phoenix Mozzarella

I would buy hospitality at a rugby match and book a holiday to Paris.
I would also go to Aldi and buy everything from one shop, then give all the stuff and rest of the money to charity

Princess Boadicea Dangerous

Live in a castle and swim with dolphins and eat as much as you can and swim in Fanta

Queen Fifi Biscuits

I would give loads of money for homeless people
From Director Babs Bungalow

Director Babs Bungalow

Go to an amazing resort at Portugal and eat and drink everything you can and want then you come home after a few hours and throw a fiam party for 1 hour then bath in Fanta then say it’s your birthday and recieve lots of presents

Queen Fifi Biscuits

Get a mansion,go on an expensive holiday and go to restaurants

Dona Phoenix Sequins

Save up

Marshal Venus Birdbath

buy tons of chocolate

Senorita Beany Moonlight

Loving the ideas so far guys !

Principal Tuesday Lavalamp

I will do a 1st, 2nd and 3rd place !

Principal Tuesday Lavalamp

Anyone know superhero books like electri girl

Medusa

Madam Phoenix Frankenstein

the magic finger (maybe)

Judge Esmerelda Submarine

I know the magic finger book!

Inspector Aardvark Satellite

Can you tell me about that I’ve never heard of that

Dona Phoenix Sequins

“the magic finger”is a children’s book by Roald Dahl that tells the story of a young girl with a magic ability that transforms her neighours, the Gregg Family, into birds as a lesson against hunting

Judge Esmerelda Submarine

Sounds great

Dona Phoenix Sequins

it sure is

Inspector Aardvark Satellite

Same

Doctor Quicksand Sausage-Roll

Same

Queen Fifi Biscuits

I think you might like A robot girl ruined my sleepover

Lady Lacey Tinkle

What is that?

Dona Phoenix Sequins

Nope

Dona Phoenix Sequins

Who has the best joke?? Shout-out to the best

Snook

Doctor Quicksand Sausage-Roll

i got one
why is the football stadium chilly

Coach June Pawprint

Ummm I think you forgot the punchline

Madam Wanda Bungalow

That’s not a joke

I think you forgot the punchline

Doctor Quicksand Sausage-Roll

Haven’t a clue what you’re on about

Madam Wanda Bungalow

Me?

Doctor Quicksand Sausage-Roll

What instrument do Spanish fishermen play?

Cast-a-nets!

Officer Daffodil Costa-Rica

What did the cheese say to him self halumi

Principal Sunny Eggybread

Lol

Madam Wanda Bungalow

What time was it when the elephant sat on the fence?

time to fix the fence

Nurse Wanda Gooseberry

Why didn’t the skeleton cross the road?

because it had no BODY to go with

Lady Lacey Tinkle

Lol

Madam Wanda Bungalow

A tomato a lettuce and a broccoli where in a race . Here’s what happened the Lettuce was going strong front runner the broccoli was a sprinter just behind the lettuce and powering onwards And the Tomato ? Well he was just trying to Ketch -up

Principal Tuesday Lavalamp

Why did the elephant go to school?
Because it wanted to be a spellaphant

Inspector Aardvark Satellite

There is a room.There are 99% of people who is left handed,there are 1% of people who is right handed.
How many left handed people need to leave the room?
50%

Doctor Catapult Quarantine

If I am 30 (I’m actually not) and you are 32 who is older

No one because I am thirty and you are 30 too!!!

Professor Boadicea Custard

But if you were born in October and I was born in November, you would be older

Doctor Quicksand Sausage-Roll

Knock Knock
Who’s there
Orange
Orange who
Orange you glad to see me

Doctor Rapper Glitterball

That’s funny !

Principal Tuesday Lavalamp

Hi i already did a joke i just wanted to say that its from doctor affodil eggbread

Doctor Daffodil Eggybread

Ok

Doctor Quicksand Sausage-Roll

Who is happy that Spain won? I am. Although I feel bad for Messi because it was his last world cup

Snook

Doctor Quicksand Sausage-Roll

I loved watching the world cup.

Inspector Aardvark Satellite

I didn’t watch it all

Doctor Quicksand Sausage-Roll

Yeah but still Spain is the BEST!

Queen Panther Snivel

Same!

Madam Wanda Bungalow

Who is happy that Spain won? I am. Although I feel bad for Messi because it was his last world cup

Snook

Doctor Quicksand Sausage-Roll

I am happy that Spain won

General Rose Paperclip

Me!!my family was dancing for that

Madam Phoenix Frankenstein

same he is my favourite player!

Lady Lacey Tinkle

Yeah a lot better than Ronaldo

Doctor Quicksand Sausage-Roll

I was I tried to stay up to watch it but when it was extra time I went nah I’m not that bothered ! I do feel bad for Messi though !

Principal Tuesday Lavalamp

Fair enough

Doctor Quicksand Sausage-Roll

not me

Lieutenant Race-car Dangerous

Who is new? I want to be friends!
BTW, when i say new i mean this in there first reading challenge started in July?
Bye!

Noah

Doctor Pirate Bobble-hat

I’m new I’d like to be friends

Queen Aspidistra Bucket

Me!

Officer Daffodil Costa-Rica

Same here

Queen Panther Snivel

me

Lieutenant Race-car Dangerous

I’ll be friends, but I’m not new!

Madam Wanda Bungalow

Yeah… I remember you! 😄
Btw, We can use emojis now!

Doctor Pirate Bobble-hat

Oh yes! 😛😁😃

Madam Wanda Bungalow

Who knows how to actually make the story maker work

Moussa

Marshal Viktor Gormenghast

Star Reviewer

Sorry this is unrelated but how do you become a star reviewer?

Princess Cynthia Astronomical

sorry do not get it and no

yeah

Judge Esmerelda Submarine

Um I just replied

Marshal Viktor Gormenghast

I just completed challenges, when I can receive my stuff such as reading challenges bag etc

Sophia

Captain Angel Slingshot

Congratulations

Madam Phoenix Frankenstein

At some point

Doctor Quicksand Sausage-Roll