Yo, I’m a rapper
And I rap about books
Anyone wanna hear
What I can do?
I can rap sun and rain
I could rap all day
Rapper number one
Rapping ’s totally fun!
If you’re ever bored
Just make a rap
And share it with people
By posting in the chat!

Director Birthday-cake Pudding-Basin
Your raps are good,
Can u do one ‘bout food?
I rapped back
But really my raps are not,
Worthy enough
To be sacked.
Your raps are fab,
But can you make one
Bout you mad or sad
Or anything with ur dad
(Or should I say ur mum)
Judge Bubbles Banana
Ok, food
That’s one I can do
Here’s a quick one
Written just for you!
The biscuit rap
Gingernuts, Borbons
Custard Creams too
A big plate of Jammy Dodgers
Sent just for you
Chocolate Chip cookies
On the sale at Tesco
Digestive Biscuits
Oh I love them so!
Hope you like it,
DBCPB
P.S. I’ll do the others next
And
Director Birthday-cake Pudding-Basin
Thank you sorry I told you to do another one about food I will explain everything but both your raps you made are amazing! Thank you so much.
Judge Bubbles Banana
Hey, I don’t mind
Doing two raps about food
It’s actually fun
Yeah, really cool!
Director Birthday-cake Pudding-Basin
Director Birthday-cake Pudding-Basin this is your rap
It’s about food for you.
It’s the foodies that I’m here for
The goodies that there are
Their really fun
But there’s a ton
So here’s some of them for you
Cookies, Caramel Fudges
More stews and weird sludges
Oranges, bananas, apples
There are a lot to tackle
Chocolate, sweeties and more
Right to the middle of the core
They’re all for you
A big crew
Of it all!
Judge Bubbles Banana
On wow, that’s a lot
If food by there
I’ll give you more food
Right now, now time to spare
Tacos and burritos
Chilli is also nice
Sushi and seafood
Which you can buy in a trice
Donuts and cake
Cookies and I’ve cream
Chocolate puddings
And that’s all the food from me!
Director Birthday-cake Pudding-Basin
Oh I’ll beat
There’s more to seafood.
Fruit and vegetables
Fresh from the trees
Do you want more
Produced by the bees
Honey they make
Another fresh steak!
That’s all the food from me
But it little it may seem
Judge Bubbles Banana
Ok, I can beat that…
Food from the baker
Bread cake and rolls
Food from the butcher
Bacon, lamb, let’s go!
Down to the farm
Where we collect our eggs
And get crops from the field
And that’s my food, yeah!
Can you beat that?
Can you beat that?
Can you beat the record?
Of the food in the chat?
Director Birthday-cake Pudding-Basin
I can indeed,
Black beans to see,
A little bit of fresh chilly,
Unicorn meat,
And cheese that smells like smelly feet,
Oh yeet
Jam rolls
Rice
They will entice.
Beat me? I bet not
Get some fresh butter from the shop,
Lovely small cupcakes
I will beat you,
I will beat you with cheesy treats.
Judge Bubbles Banana
Think you can beat me, huh?
Well think again!
Cause food, I know a lot
Starting with butter and bread
A sandwich of ham
Or cheese, or beef
Ripe red strawberries
But don’t eat the leaf
A picnic basket rap
Little cake rolls
Creamy chocolate filling
Fills up a hole
Chips for dinner
Alongside a burger
Fries in my eyes
Please, pass the pepper
So, you thought you could beat
The food that I eat?
You thought you could beat
My bread and butter and meat
Director Birthday-cake Pudding-Basin
Happy New Year!

Baroness Iggy Armadillo
Happy New Year!
Director Birthday-cake Pudding-Basin
Merry 2023!!!!!!!!!!!!
Professor Blossom Moonbeam
Happy new year everyone!

Baroness Iggy Armadillo
Did you see the London fireworks?
Director Birthday-cake Pudding-Basin
Hey everyone, what’s up? For once I’m actually not rapping. I’m just saying that as some people voted yes, I should put old raps and poems up again for people to have another look at, I am officially doing it. Hopefully, you will see the first one up soon. Reply to me if you have any questions.
Bye! – DBCPB

Director Birthday-cake Pudding-Basin
Random rap time!
Cool cats
Alley cats
Fat cats
Pampered cats
Cats in the street
Walking past your feet
Cats in the door
Of the fisherman’s store
Cats by the fire
Basking in the heat
Cats out the cat flap
Who knows where they meet!

Director Birthday-cake Pudding-Basin
My raps are bad,
Ur raps are rad,
Amazing I can’t think
Of any better
But this rap is here
For that mere time
For me to say yay
For ur raps are like
No way!
If u think this rap Is good
Comment back with a rap
About food !
Judge Bubbles Banana
Hey, this is the second time
You’ve asked for raps about food
So I guess now
I’m giving you two!
The snack rap
Feeling a bit hungry
And I want some food
So off to the corner shop
To take a quick look
Crisps and Chocolate bars
Galaxy and Mars
And the sweet stuff too
So much stuff to choose!
Director Birthday-cake Pudding-Basin
Thx for the rap but it’s just I couldn’t see anything that rhymes and I love food so I just threw in food! But it’s really nice of you to do it thank you.
Judge Bubbles Banana
You try doing it
It doesn’t have to rhyme
Just write from the heart
And take your time
Director Birthday-cake Pudding-Basin
Happy New Year!!

Mademoiselle Honeycomb Turkey
Hey, random question
You guys listening up?
Well here goes nothing
But pls reply with your stuff!
So my question today
Is one all can answer
What’s the first reading challenge
You can remember?
Ps. It has to be one that you participated in

Director Birthday-cake Pudding-Basin
this one!
Coach Amazonia Armchair
Cool! So you’re new?
Do you like it so far
What books have you read
I hope you go far
Director Birthday-cake Pudding-Basin
The first reading challenge that I remember wasn’t online but I think it was when It was in 2018.
Judge Bubbles Banana
Oooh, I can’t remember
What my first one was
But I remember Space Chase
A tiny bit, so yah
Director Birthday-cake Pudding-Basin
Happy new year
