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Hey, I’ve read some books
But now I’m a bit stuck
On what to read next
And, also, I need to wish someone luck!

Empress Mongolia Cuckoo Clock
I think a little while ago
You said you’d enter a competition
Well, I want to see how that goes!

rapper

Director Birthday-cake Pudding-Basin

I love Harry Potter as well. I would totally recommend the Harry Potter books …

Nurse Cynthia Piccalilli

They are so good
And much better than the films
But they’re both really different
But both about the Same boy
A little wizard child

Director Birthday-cake Pudding-Basin

Do you mean
The 500 words
Well take a look
At my latest post!

(Or one of them anyway
Have a nice day!)

Empress Magnolia Cuckoo-Clock

Yup, I have
Taken a look
And I think it’s really good
That 500 word book

Director Birthday-cake Pudding-Basin

Hello everyone! I hope your all happy and well!

Zoe

Madam Rose Sunshine

Hey! Who here has read all the Harry Potter books. I am a HUGE fan

Willow

Madam Blueberry Mittens

Me

Empress Rapunzel Endeavour

Maybe ask Empress Mongolia Cuckoo Clock…
If you’ve seen the one of the last messages posted by them, then you’ll know what I mean.

Director Birthday-cake Pudding-Basin

Ha ha, very funny, Birthday-Cake, but yes, every word is true…

Empress Magnolia Cuckoo-Clock

Yes, Cuckoo Clock
And now here’s a question
Does Birthday Cake and Cuckoo Clock
Sound like names of secret agent’s?

Director Birthday-cake Pudding-Basin

You’re very right
A top secret code
I want to know more
Send back a load!

Empress Magnolia Cuckoo-Clock

Well, I’m not really sure
Where I should go on
But I have an idea
Even if it is a bad one

Maybe we could start
A secret agency
Secret book book agents!?
Maybe just you and me

Or we could have others
Who we know quite well
Like Director Sapphire Quest
I’m sure SHE wouldn’t tell

Director Birthday-cake Pudding-Basin

Ooh, good plan
But I have some names
Of people on here
Who I think are game

The people who saw
And replied to my post
The one about our agency
The one with a load

These names begged
And wanted to join
Empress Candyfloss Palm-Tree
Explorer Phoenix Eragon
And some sort of Anonymous

Let’s have a think
Whether or not
We keep this between us
Or let in a lot

Empress Magnolia Cuckoo-Clock

Empress Candy floss palm tree?
She asked me too
And explorer Phoenix Eragon?
She seemed to be on

She sent a message tho
About a society like this
But I’m sure that won’t matter?
And it’ll still be bliss

But what will we do?
In this society
Maybe we could write books?
For people to read

(Get back to me with your ideas!)

Director Birthday-cake Pudding-Basin

Oh my goodness, Birthday-Cake,
Your ideas are pure gold
You must go to Hogwarts, for you, my friend
Cast a spell and have me under your hold

Let me explain
You know good minds think alike?
Well we must have the best minds
Since that was the the exact…
(I can’t think of a rhyme! Maybe bike?)

Anyhow, this spy group
Would be awesome for writing stories
They could be like spying
On the deeper world of…gory?

Please excuse me for a second…
EMPRESS MAGNOLIA CUCKOO-CLOCK!! Why can’t you rhyme today? This is not like me!

Sorry, I’m calm now
Sounds like a great plan!

Empress Magnolia Cuckoo-Clock

Ok, you may have seen
My other message
About the idea I have
But first I’m just saying

ANSWER THESE QUESTIONS!!!
Who else is in the club?
Can we hold a meeting soon?
Do you have any ideas for the story?
Whose organising the one to one convos?
And this isn’t a question but….
I’ll tell you my idea when we hold our first meeting! And also, in this club I won’t be rapping as much for some things

Director Birthday-cake Pudding-Basin

Wow not much rapping! I might see a brand new person! Hee hee!

So I think we should choose the people in the club together. We can hold interviews (how fancy!) and I’m thinking we should, like, put out a message explaining the club and then see who replies saying they want to be in it and in the message we’ll ask them to say a bit about the stories they write and themselves, and we can decide together who gets to join.

Once we choose, then yes, we can hold a meeting! That’s when we’ll put our heads together with them to think of some ideas!
We will also hold some one-to-one meetings from this message so check it regularly to see if I’ve said anything!

Empress Magnolia Cuckoo-Clock

Ok, think I got that
And I think interviews should be held soon
Cause quite a few people I know
Wanna do this club too!

Director Birthday-cake Pudding-Basin

Ok! Sounds great!
Can you rhyme again now
I mean, only if you have
Calmed yourself down

Ok, so I guess
We’re using this club to writes stories?
And we’ll be famous on here!
With our stories of….. Um…. Glory!

What rhymes with stories!?

Director Birthday-cake Pudding-Basin

Actually I may
Start writing my story
I’ve got an awesome one
Bottled up in my brain inventory

But we’ll start to discuss
More ideas for the club
And then I can add
Some more clubby stuff

Empress Magnolia Cuckoo-Clock

Congratulations, you can rhyme again!

Director Birthday-cake Pudding-Basin

Forget what i said, I changed my mind. I will start my story after the first interviews and meeting.

Empress Magnolia Cuckoo-Clock

Ok, I say that in the first meeting we share ideas, and then decide. How many people do you think we should have in the club?

Director Birthday-cake Pudding-Basin

The maximum will be 15, so that we can fit in enough people. Also we will chat after the interviews about which 15 to include, and I think this is a good idea for the interview message:

Hello everyone! This isn’t just a message from me, also a message from Director Birthday-Cake Pudding-Basin.
It is a sort of interview for our new club, The Awesome Authors! (I took that name from Blue Peter).
In the comments, answer these questions as best as you can. Please be truthful, every answer is a right answer, and remember, if you don’t get picked then we are sorry. And in Awesome Authors you will get to write books on here, hold meetings with us about good books and share your top tips to everyone!
Anyone who doesn’t get picked, of course you can still post stories!
There is only 15 people allowed in, so don’t panic if you’re not in straight away, because we will try and be able to fit more people in. These are the questions!
1.How much do you go on the Summer Reading Challenge?
2.Will you be able to chat in every meeting?
3.Do you like writing stories?
4.Do you like us?
5.Would you be able to share your ideas?
6.Would you keep your eyes out for updates?

So, I know it’s pretty long, but hey, do you think it’s good?

Empress Magnolia Cuckoo-Clock

Yeah, really good! But how about this:
We post that, but just have it saying that IF you want to sign up them reply below, and kind of separate it into two parts,.And have separate interviews? Something like that, anyway.

Director Birthday-cake Pudding-Basin

Yes, I get it. So…shall I do it now?
PS I’m so excited!
PPS Please check out my Author Competition I put up!

Empress Magnolia Cuckoo-Clock

Already have! And yeah, post the message ASAP

Director Birthday-cake Pudding-Basin

Hi, bestie! I’m just gonna post this with all the different replies of people so far. (Also, btw, only four people have replied so do you wanna re-send the message or shall I do it? And maybe we should narrow it down to 6 people in the club?)

Every day
Depends
Yes I’m in love with it
Yes
Yes I’m very open
Obvi
(From Empress Rapunzel Endeavour)

2. I think so?
3. I LOVE writing stories!!!
4. Yes I do !
5. Yes I would.
6. I would definitely look out for updates
(From Viscountess Rapunzel Pinkerton)

1. I go on it every day or every week.
2. It depends. But I guess so.
3.Yes I love writing stories. I started writing a book lately. I sometimes get awarded in school for my stories I write.
4. Yes. I like you guys. You are awesome.
5. Sure. As long as it is helping someone I could do it.
6.Yes. I come here every week.
(From AS)

Twice a week
Yes as long as it isn’t in school hours
Yep
I love u all
Yes
Yes
(From Countess Mildred Haystack)

Empress Magnolia Cuckoo-Clock

Hi! I think all these should go through, but I’ll send the message again soon and then we can do the final decision then. Maybe if we can’t decide we could ask some more questions? Reply back to me with your thoughts! And I’m not sure about narrowing down, we’ll see how many people apply first I think. Anyway, I’ll re post the message now and then pop downstairs for a snack….. ( I love food btw) Cya!

Director Birthday-cake Pudding-Basin

I love food too!
Anyway, I’ve been trying to find your re-post of that message and I got to page 127 and gave up. So if you have anyone’s replies please can you copy & send them to me? Thank you so much!
PS I adore pineapple on pizza…

Empress Magnolia Cuckoo-Clock

Hey I tried to find the replies but I lost the message, sry, I’m thinking we send it again? Coz there’s a lot of new people so maybe there will be more authors! What’d you think?

P.S. Me too….. I don’t get why people think pineapple on pizza is weird

Director Birthday-cake Pudding-Basin

Hey don’t know
If you got my last message
But you’re in the society
Of old raps and old poems!

rapper

Director Birthday-cake Pudding-Basin

Hello everybody! As part of the Old Poetry and Rap Society this is my first post. And, yes, I want to back my friend Director Birthday-Cake Pudding-Basin up with the fact none of these poems were written by us three. The name underneath the poem is who wrote the poem.

Hey there,
The world is a brilliant place,
We really need to care,
This is a mission we must ace,
So listen to me as I say,
Pick up litter and start helping,
I will only listen to the word ok,
Our community needs saving.

By Fairy Heroica Rollerskate

Zoe

Empress Magnolia Cuckoo-Clock

Hey, I know you said three
Which is what what my last message said
But there’s one more member
That I should probably mention

Empress Rapunzul Endeavour
Is our newest member of the team
The Old Poetry and Rap Society
Because they seemed very keen!

Director Birthday-cake Pudding-Basin

Hey a quick question
To my friends on here
Have you heard of scratch?
Have you been on there?

It’s a website for coding
And making friends
Playing fun games
Yeah, the fun never ends!

rapper

Director Birthday-cake Pudding-Basin

Yes :)

Anonymous

Yes I played
(And I had to get saved)
From over doing it
Bit by bit

Empress Rapunzel Endeavour

Yes I have

Judge Bubbles Banana

Yes! My school uses it for Computing.

Nurse Ursula Foxtail

I love Scratch; do you have an account? If you do , can you say your username so I can follow you

Viscountess Rapunzel Pinkerton

I was thinking of making a studio for people in here

Director Birthday-cake Pudding-Basin

Sounds good

Viscountess Rapunzel Pinkerton

What’s your username?

Director Birthday-cake Pudding-Basin

Hey I know you , you just followed me yay

Director Birthday-cake Pudding-Basin

Hey I think some people
Have made a little mistake
They’ve been giving me credit
For stuff I didn’t make

So to make it clear
For people on here
These poems I’ve put up
Were written by others!

Also, here are the Old Poetry and Rap members:
Me
Empress Mongolia Cuckoo Clock
Director Diamond Menace

If you want to join, reply to this message. But we can’t have everyone sorry.

rapper

Director Birthday-cake Pudding-Basin

Can I join?

Empress Rapunzel Endeavour

Um yes, sure
I’d love it if you do
Here’s the other members
To get to know them too!

Me
Empress Mongolia Cuckoo Clock
Director Diamond Menace
And you!

Director Birthday-cake Pudding-Basin

oh mi gosh!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
legit thanks
here is a rap to let u know
even if it snows
i will rap everyday

last bit did not rhyme i will get better
i promise:(

Empress Rapunzel Endeavour

Turn that frown upside down! Or read a book

Director Birthday-cake Pudding-Basin

Hey Director Birthday-Cake Pudding-Basin,
Can I make a point,
I don’t want to disappoint,
But everyone will want to join.

Including me,
Can you agree,
For me to Join your club?

Principal Phoenix Shortbread

Oh, I’m so sorry
But the club is now full
With just 5 members
Can’t stretch my rules, I can’t pull

BUT

I’m thinking of
Reviving an old gang
So we can post again
I’m sure it’ll be fun!

The gang name is
The rapping rhyming team
And we’re just a as good
As we may seem!

So get back to me now
If your interested
But if you’re not
Then sorry again

Director Birthday-cake Pudding-Basin

Nm, ur in Poetry People

Director Birthday-cake Pudding-Basin

yes I would like to join

Senor Pirate Borchester-Smythe

Oh, I’m so sorry
But the club is full
So you can’t join
And I can’t stretch my rules

But if you want
You can join a club I’ll revive
The rapping rhyming team
Will put lots of fun in your life!

Director Birthday-cake Pudding-Basin

ok:)

Senor Pirate Borchester-Smythe

Hey………..

I’ve changed my mind
And now you can join
If you promise to post
But don’t worry, not every day!

Director Birthday-cake Pudding-Basin

Ps, it now called poetry peopl, see newest message to learn more

Director Birthday-cake Pudding-Basin

Hi could I join plz? Thx
Judge Bubbles Bananas

Judge Bubbles Banana

Yip, you can join
You’re the last member
Posting stuff all year
January to December

Director Birthday-cake Pudding-Basin

Thank you !

Judge Bubbles Banana

i want to join

Dona Esmerelda Dangerous

Well, I’ll think about it
But I don’t actually know
Who’s in this club
I’ll think about it so…

Look out for the next message
Posted by me
And I’ll tell you if you’re in
Hopefully you will see

Director Birthday-cake Pudding-Basin

That is alright

Dona Esmerelda Dangerous

I just put up the message!

Director Birthday-cake Pudding-Basin

Hey everyone,
I’d just like to say
Director Sapphire Quest
Has some good poems, so yay!

And if you’re listening
Director Sapphire Quest
Can you reply with a poem?
It doesn’t have to be your best
:-P

rapper

Director Birthday-cake Pudding-Basin

I’m not director sapphire quest
But I can tell you
I am one of the best!

Empress Rapunzel Endeavour

Oh yeah you are!
Keep going man!
If your a rapper like me
Don’t make any plans!

Director Birthday-cake Pudding-Basin