I’ve got a thing to tell all of you, and I want your honest opinion about it. (Plus a few good points!) ⚠️ Warning : Little kids and squemish people, maybe don’t read this. ⚠️ At my library, there’s an activity where you get a bunch of toys people have donated, and you take the toys to bits, and you stick the bits together again, but with other bits of toys. (Like sticking a Teletubby’s head onto a Barbie doll body) Do you think this is a good idea? I want to write a report about this for my library, so please give me some good points!

Countess Majorca Bacon-slicer
Star Reviewer
That is totally disgusting!
You should write against it, that is nauseous.
But somehow it doesn’t really disturb me.
Still, write how that is just ruining usable toys that can go to a better use with charity.
Queen Marge Hammersmith
I think so too! But I really disturbs me, probably because I have a lot of teddy bears, and my heart would break if any one of them had their head ripped off! I will definitely write that they’re ruining usable toys!
Countess Majorca Bacon-slicer
I think that it could boost peoples imagination if they try it out, as it is kind of creating your own character from what you can find and it could help people with story they wanted to do by making a new character.
General Amazonia Washington
I see your point, but once those mismatched toys have been displayed for about a month, they’ll just go in the bin! When the toys weren’t ripped up, they could have been donated to a charity shop, and some little kid would be delighted to have it! (Like me!)
Countess Majorca Bacon-slicer
Thats what i said!!
Great minds think alike!!!
Queen Marge Hammersmith
Yep, totally! I think I get it from my parents, they’re super smart!
Countess Majorca Bacon-slicer
I fink this should not happen because how would you feel if you were cut up and put on the wrong body
Nurse Daisy Chipperfield
Yes! You have voiced my thoughts! I will most definitely add your point to my report!
Countess Majorca Bacon-slicer
This is abomonation! What a waste of perfectly usable toys, that could be donated to charity to give to children who don’t have toys, who are too poor to afford toys. Plus, though this kind of stuff doesn’t really nauseate me, that is kind of wierd.They go in the bin? What a waste! Think about those poor souls who could make use of those toys.
tut tut. Adults should know better.
Queen Marge Hammersmith
No
Doctor Beryl Satellite
Why do you think it’s a bad idea? I mean, I need 500 words for the report!
Countess Majorca Bacon-slicer
No i didn’t mean that meant yes
Doctor Beryl Satellite
I see.
Countess Majorca Bacon-slicer
Hi
Challenge here guys:
Tell me the best joke!
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Make sure to tag at the end of your reply:
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Queen Marge Hammersmith
Star Reviewer
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Corporal Pongo Godzilla
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Corporal Pongo Godzilla
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Queen Marge Hammersmith
I did
Corporal Pongo Godzilla
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Inspector Adolpho Squirrel
Thanks
Corporal Pongo Godzilla
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Madam Wanda Bungalow
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Commander Grip SpinnerCommander Grip Spinner
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Why can’t you hear a pterodactyl pee?
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Where does broccoli live?
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Officer Pixie Squirrel
I know right!
still, it makes loging in and the thing,, summer reading challenge i mean, fun.
Queen Marge Hammersmith
Yeah. I totally agree with you.
Officer Pixie Squirrel
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Queen Marge Hammersmith
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Countess Majorca Bacon-slicer
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Nurse Daisy Chipperfield
Thanks all for replies!
Will announce the winner tommorrow.
Queen Marge Hammersmith
Q : What happened to the frog who parked his car on double lines?
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also when did you start the joke challenge?
Lord Pluto Satellite
Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Amoania.
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I’m bored!
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Professor Aspidistra Sherbet
What’s cheese and onion flavoured and runs fast? Linford Crispy!!!
Don Pudsey Pennyfarthing
Knock knock
Who’s there?
Lettuce
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Doctor Quicksand Sausage-Roll
What tea is heard to swallow
reality!!!It’s not my best but it’s all I can think of right now
Madam Sapphire Bucket
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Madam Sapphire Bucket
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Professor Flash Aardvark
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Doctor Beryl Satellite
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On the dark side
Director Wanda Wellington
And his name is Jon sina (explosion)(music)

King Pirate Hoverboard
i cant tell you mine
Duchess Rapunzel Sparrow
King Pirate Hoverboard
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King Pirate Hoverboard
Guys, I would like you to be my friend. Like this if you want to be my friend and reply what nickname I should use for you. my nickname is going to be “Kitty”

Queen Ariel Snivel
i want to be your friend
Duchess Rapunzel Sparrow
Yippy!
Queen Ariel Snivel
Sloth
Director Wanda Wellington
Hi! Wanna be friends!
Queen Ariel Snivel
Okay sure
Director Wanda Wellington
Zia Winters in my Pokemon book in reply to Madam Sapphire Bucket.

Queen Ariel Snivel
You have to create it though
Madam Sapphire Bucket
Yeah, I’m an author! Check all the Pokemon series and look for Zia Winters. Did you find her?? Yeah, I thought so.
Queen Ariel Snivel
No I haven’t found her
I found that quite offensive
Madam Sapphire Bucket
Mate, I created her. I’ve done 2 manga/anime books already
Queen Ariel Snivel
Oh srry I thought you meant a pokemon book you read I’m so srry
Madam Sapphire Bucket
It’s fine
Queen Ariel Snivel
Thank you
Madam Sapphire Bucket
I’d get a Sabre toothed tiger for the challenge Marshal Cynthia Pawprint arranged.

Queen Ariel Snivel
In Space Blasters how does Prince Chester Banana do it?

Viscountess Honeycomb Frankfurter
I don’t know!!!
Countess Majorca Bacon-slicer
How do you do it in wild world scramble I can never complete the third level
Madam Sapphire Bucket
Well, if you practice a LOT! Pro Tip: Watch the pieces moving, and when it has stopped, try to move the pieces back in the order you saw them , but in reverse! Do you get it?
Countess Majorca Bacon-slicer
Yes thanks
Madam Sapphire Bucket
You’re welcome! I’ve played it a LOT, so that’s probably why I’m so high up on the leaderboard!
Countess Majorca Bacon-slicer
I’ve only had 630 as top score
Corporal Pongo Godzilla
i dont know
Duchess Rapunzel Sparrow
Hi people what are your top three songs? These are mine.
1. Happy by Pharell Williams
2. Dance Monkey by Tones and I
3. Believer by Imagine Dragons

Baroness Rose Ketchup
1. Godzilla by eminem
2. Look what you made me do by taylor swift
3. Intergalactic by beastie boys
Corporal Pongo Godzilla
Hips don’t lie
Shape of you
Bones
Queen Marge Hammersmith
I love the happy song 2!!! 8)
Madam Wanda Bungalow
Out of all of yours I’ve only heard Believer. I think my favourite song is this Vietnamese one that I don’t know the name of. I think the singer’s name is Tân Trong or something like that. I really like Vietnamese music. It’s much nicer than English music. (No offence.)
Officer Pixie Squirrel
Good question!
1. For Your Eyes Only
2. Diamonds Are Forever
3. You Only Live Twice
4. From Russia With Love
5. The World Is Not Enough
6-? All the James Bond tunes you can think of!!!
7. Cielito Lindo.
Countess Majorca Bacon-slicer
Speachles
Harry Potter in 99 seconds
Smooth criminal
Nurse Daisy Chipperfield
Blind and Frozen by Beast in Black
We Are The Others by Delain
This Girl Is On Fire (like you) by Alisha Keys
Countess Blueberry Waxwork
mine is 1. enemy 2. beliver 3. manyace 4. rockstar 5. lose control
Duchess Rapunzel Sparrow
Same I like lose control
Director Wanda Wellington
Beautiful things by Benson boone
Loose control by teddy swims
Perfect by Justin timberlake, eric andre and daveed digs
Director Wanda Wellington
And also perfect by pj and duncan
Director Wanda Wellington