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I’ve got a thing to tell all of you, and I want your honest opinion about it. (Plus a few good points!) ⚠️ Warning : Little kids and squemish people, maybe don’t read this. ⚠️ At my library, there’s an activity where you get a bunch of toys people have donated, and you take the toys to bits, and you stick the bits together again, but with other bits of toys. (Like sticking a Teletubby’s head onto a Barbie doll body) Do you think this is a good idea? I want to write a report about this for my library, so please give me some good points!

Baskerville

Countess Majorca Bacon-slicer

Star Reviewer

That is totally disgusting!
You should write against it, that is nauseous.
But somehow it doesn’t really disturb me.
Still, write how that is just ruining usable toys that can go to a better use with charity.

Queen Marge Hammersmith

I think so too! But I really disturbs me, probably because I have a lot of teddy bears, and my heart would break if any one of them had their head ripped off! I will definitely write that they’re ruining usable toys!

Countess Majorca Bacon-slicer

I think that it could boost peoples imagination if they try it out, as it is kind of creating your own character from what you can find and it could help people with story they wanted to do by making a new character.

General Amazonia Washington

I see your point, but once those mismatched toys have been displayed for about a month, they’ll just go in the bin! When the toys weren’t ripped up, they could have been donated to a charity shop, and some little kid would be delighted to have it! (Like me!)

Countess Majorca Bacon-slicer

Thats what i said!!
Great minds think alike!!!

Queen Marge Hammersmith

Yep, totally! I think I get it from my parents, they’re super smart!

Countess Majorca Bacon-slicer

I fink this should not happen because how would you feel if you were cut up and put on the wrong body

Nurse Daisy Chipperfield

Yes! You have voiced my thoughts! I will most definitely add your point to my report!

Countess Majorca Bacon-slicer

This is abomonation! What a waste of perfectly usable toys, that could be donated to charity to give to children who don’t have toys, who are too poor to afford toys. Plus, though this kind of stuff doesn’t really nauseate me, that is kind of wierd.They go in the bin? What a waste! Think about those poor souls who could make use of those toys.
tut tut. Adults should know better.

Queen Marge Hammersmith

No

Doctor Beryl Satellite

Why do you think it’s a bad idea? I mean, I need 500 words for the report!

Countess Majorca Bacon-slicer

No i didn’t mean that meant yes

Doctor Beryl Satellite

I see.

Countess Majorca Bacon-slicer

Hi
Challenge here guys:
Tell me the best joke!
Winner will be announced in 2 days, so send in quick!
Make sure to tag at the end of your reply:
#Queen Marge Hammersmith’s whacky joke challenge!

Maya

Queen Marge Hammersmith

Star Reviewer

What do you call a cow in a tornado,

A milkshake!!!!!!!!

Corporal Pongo Godzilla

#Queen Marge Hammersmith’s whacky joke challenge!

Corporal Pongo Godzilla

Add the tag!

Queen Marge Hammersmith

I did

Corporal Pongo Godzilla

Hahaha

Inspector Adolpho Squirrel

Thanks

Corporal Pongo Godzilla

What do you call a cow that shaking Milkshake! Commander Trip Spinner

Commander Grip Spinner

Hi Queen Marge Hammersmith,

Why can’t your nose be 12 inches long?

Because it would be a foot.

Bye

#Queen Marge Hammersmith whacky jokes challenge!

Senorita Beany Moonlight

Why do ducks have tail feathers?

To cover their bum quacks!!!!

Queen Sapphire Humdinger

Knock knock
Who’s there?
Europe.
Europe who?
No, your a poo!

Trust me, this one makes sense when u say it out loud and it is actually quite funny; it’s my mum’s favourite joke!!! 8)

Madam Wanda Bungalow

#Queen Marge Hammersmith’s whacky joke challenge

Madam Wanda Bungalow

I didn’t know that

Principal Bunny Chocolate-mousse

What do you call a Cow that shaking A Milkshake!

Commander Grip Spinner

Commander Grip Spinner

I have a few:
Why can’t you hear a pterodactyl pee?
Because the p is silent!

Where does broccoli live?
Number 3 Brocc-Ally!
( By the way, I made the last one up myself!)

Fairy Pinky Casserole

Q. A man walks into a bar. What does he say to the nearest person?
A. Ouch. That hurt.
I know. It’s super corny and horrible.
#Queen Marge Hammers- I can’t be bothered to write the rest. Why do we all have such long names?

Officer Pixie Squirrel

I know right!
still, it makes loging in and the thing,, summer reading challenge i mean, fun.

Queen Marge Hammersmith

Yeah. I totally agree with you.

Officer Pixie Squirrel

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Countess Majorca Bacon-slicer

Yay

Queen Marge Hammersmith

Yaaay! I can’t wait to see the results!

Countess Majorca Bacon-slicer

Knock nock who’s there repeat repeat who who who who who

Nurse Daisy Chipperfield

Thanks all for replies!
Will announce the winner tommorrow.

Queen Marge Hammersmith

Q : What happened to the frog who parked his car on double lines?
A : His car got toad away!

#Queen Marge Hammersmith’s whacky joke challenge!

also when did you start the joke challenge?

Lord Pluto Satellite

Knock knock.

Who’s there?

Amoania.

Amoania who?

I’m bored!

Queen Marge Hammersmith’s whacky joke challenge!

Professor Aspidistra Sherbet!

Professor Aspidistra Sherbet

What’s cheese and onion flavoured and runs fast? Linford Crispy!!!

Don Pudsey Pennyfarthing

Knock knock
Who’s there?
Lettuce
Lettuce who?
Lettuce in!- we don’t have all day!

If you say it out loud,it makes sense.trust me

Doctor Quicksand Sausage-Roll

What tea is heard to swallow

reality!!!

It’s not my best but it’s all I can think of right now

Madam Sapphire Bucket

Queen Marge Hammersmith’s whacky joke challenge!

Madam Sapphire Bucket

Where do fruits play sports?
At the peach.
#Queen Marge Hammersmith’s whacky joke challenge!

Professor Flash Aardvark

What do you do if your boyfriend hates fruity jokes??
You let the Mango

Doctor Beryl Satellite

How does darth vader prefer his toast????
On the dark side

Director Wanda Wellington

And his name is Jon sina (explosion)(music)

Maggie

King Pirate Hoverboard

i cant tell you mine

Duchess Rapunzel Sparrow

Oh I get it I’m not asking for ur name I’m remembering a meam

King Pirate Hoverboard

?

King Pirate Hoverboard

Guys, I would like you to be my friend. Like this if you want to be my friend and reply what nickname I should use for you. my nickname is going to be “Kitty”

Maggie

Queen Ariel Snivel

i want to be your friend

Duchess Rapunzel Sparrow

Yippy!

Queen Ariel Snivel

Sloth

Director Wanda Wellington

Hi! Wanna be friends!

Queen Ariel Snivel

Okay sure

Director Wanda Wellington

Zia Winters in my Pokemon book in reply to Madam Sapphire Bucket.

Maggie

Queen Ariel Snivel

You have to create it though

Madam Sapphire Bucket

Yeah, I’m an author! Check all the Pokemon series and look for Zia Winters. Did you find her?? Yeah, I thought so.

Queen Ariel Snivel

No I haven’t found her
I found that quite offensive

Madam Sapphire Bucket

Mate, I created her. I’ve done 2 manga/anime books already

Queen Ariel Snivel

Oh srry I thought you meant a pokemon book you read I’m so srry

Madam Sapphire Bucket

It’s fine

Queen Ariel Snivel

Thank you

Madam Sapphire Bucket

I’d get a Sabre toothed tiger for the challenge Marshal Cynthia Pawprint arranged.

Maggie

Queen Ariel Snivel

In Space Blasters how does Prince Chester Banana do it?

Sophia

Viscountess Honeycomb Frankfurter

I don’t know!!!

Countess Majorca Bacon-slicer

How do you do it in wild world scramble I can never complete the third level

Madam Sapphire Bucket

Well, if you practice a LOT! Pro Tip: Watch the pieces moving, and when it has stopped, try to move the pieces back in the order you saw them , but in reverse! Do you get it?

Countess Majorca Bacon-slicer

Yes thanks

Madam Sapphire Bucket

You’re welcome! I’ve played it a LOT, so that’s probably why I’m so high up on the leaderboard!

Countess Majorca Bacon-slicer

I’ve only had 630 as top score

Corporal Pongo Godzilla

i dont know

Duchess Rapunzel Sparrow

Hi people what are your top three songs? These are mine.
1. Happy by Pharell Williams
2. Dance Monkey by Tones and I
3. Believer by Imagine Dragons

Merry

Baroness Rose Ketchup

1. Godzilla by eminem

2. Look what you made me do by taylor swift

3. Intergalactic by beastie boys

Corporal Pongo Godzilla

Hips don’t lie
Shape of you
Bones

Queen Marge Hammersmith

I love the happy song 2!!! 8)

Madam Wanda Bungalow

Out of all of yours I’ve only heard Believer. I think my favourite song is this Vietnamese one that I don’t know the name of. I think the singer’s name is Tân Trong or something like that. I really like Vietnamese music. It’s much nicer than English music. (No offence.)

Officer Pixie Squirrel

Good question!
1. For Your Eyes Only
2. Diamonds Are Forever
3. You Only Live Twice
4. From Russia With Love
5. The World Is Not Enough
6-? All the James Bond tunes you can think of!!!
7. Cielito Lindo.

Countess Majorca Bacon-slicer

Speachles
Harry Potter in 99 seconds
Smooth criminal

Nurse Daisy Chipperfield

Blind and Frozen by Beast in Black

We Are The Others by Delain

This Girl Is On Fire (like you) by Alisha Keys

Countess Blueberry Waxwork

mine is 1. enemy 2. beliver 3. manyace 4. rockstar 5. lose control

Duchess Rapunzel Sparrow

Same I like lose control

Director Wanda Wellington

Beautiful things by Benson boone
Loose control by teddy swims
Perfect by Justin timberlake, eric andre and daveed digs

Director Wanda Wellington

And also perfect by pj and duncan

Director Wanda Wellington