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" Without ice cream, there would be darkness and chaos."
-Don Kardong, 1976 US Olympic marathon runner
“Without Artemis Fowl books, there would be darkness and chaos.”
- Officer Pixie Squirrel, 2024 UK Artemis Fowl fan.

Tails

Officer Pixie Squirrel

Star Reviewer

Good quote!

Countess Majorca Bacon-slicer

Quite true!

Professor Aspidistra Sherbet

Artemis Fowl is soooooo good

Countess Blueberry Waxwork

Eoin Colfer is my all-time favourite author

Officer Pixie Squirrel

Nice!

Don Pudsey Pennyfarthing

I agree with both the quotes- there both really good

Madam Wanda Bungalow

Hi guys
One day left for Queen Marge Hammersmith’s whacky joke challenge!
Send in quick, or you’ll miss out!
Remember to tag #Queen Marge Hammersmith’s whacky joke challenge
At the end of your reply!
Hopefully you are the winner of one of the two runner ups!

Maya

Queen Marge Hammersmith

Star Reviewer

Hi this year is my first time doing the summer reading chalnge What is it like at the end? Ian on my 6th book on my 5th week BYE

Maya

Judge Diamond Hammersmith

I Finnished today and you will get a book mark and a catificit

Nurse Daisy Chipperfield

Hi
At the end of the challenge you will get a certificate if you are successful. Also, I heard something about a party? What’s that about?

In yo face!
Cornetto

Lieutenant Cornetto Heronimus

It is also my first time!

Viscountess Pixie Teacup

It’s my first time as well.

Officer Pixie Squirrel

mayby 6th

Duchess Rapunzel Sparrow

Guy’s, new challenge, try and make yourself a future and picture it, tell me in detail about it. I’ll score it by : creativity, craziness and how many of the letter R. One lucky winner will be promised a shoutout and a few compliments.

Good luck!

Dragon

Corporal Pongo Godzilla

I’d like to be singer who performs on the biggest stages and with the biggest stars
And maybe in the future perform for aliens if we ever discover them
Thanks for making this challenge
Good Luck to everyone Xx

Madam Sapphire Bucket

23

Corporal Pongo Godzilla

OK… in the future hamsters will have dominated the universe by spying on humans for the past 100,000,000 years. The supreme ruler of the world is a baby hamster with a pet human in a cage called Twinkle-Toes (the human, not the baby hamster – the baby hamster’s name is Overlord for obvious reasons.) All of the hamsters live in The Wheel which is a giant hamster wheel floating in space. Nearly all other Earthly living beings have died out (except for hamsters, of course) from The Great War which was a cross-species war for universal dominance and the hamsters won.

Officer Pixie Squirrel

32

Corporal Pongo Godzilla

I’m confused

Officer Pixie Squirrel

Your score was 32

Corporal Pongo Godzilla

Oh.

Officer Pixie Squirrel

I’d liked to be an artist or an author.

Professor Flash Aardvark

9

Corporal Pongo Godzilla

An artist who uses late to paint. It’s not a great idea but I would like to be an artist

Doctor Beryl Satellite

Too late I said winners

Corporal Pongo Godzilla

Oh

Doctor Beryl Satellite

Also a world where animals were human sized and could talk

Doctor Beryl Satellite

Too late said winners

Corporal Pongo Godzilla

Oh

Doctor Beryl Satellite

I’m gonna be a singer and make my own costumes as I’m taking singing lessons.
They said my voice sounded too mature for my age and I’ve got tons of potential.

Director Wanda Wellington

Done winner

Corporal Pongo Godzilla

Yay

Director Wanda Wellington

Also I’ll sing for all species on a stage that floats in the sky as I fly around the stage , I have superpowers like I can sing in different languages , I can sound like any professional female singer, I can do really good gymnastics . I have the power to bring world peace

Director Wanda Wellington

Done winners

Corporal Pongo Godzilla

Yay

Director Wanda Wellington

You are not a winner sorry
Already finished competition winners is what I meant

Corporal Pongo Godzilla

I’d read the Alex Rider series (by Anthony Horowitz) as my first recommendation!

Dragon

Empress Lacey Sequins

I think my first book recommendation was cheese nightmeres

Duchess Rapunzel Sparrow

Who’s that by?

Empress Lacey Sequins

I read Bertie and the Alien Chicken by Jenny Pearson, it had yellow pages! It was a great book and really funny. Does anyone know of any other books with yellow or coloured pages instead of white?

Izzie

Queen Sapphire Humdinger

i read a book with green pages (my sister’s favourite coulur )

Duchess Rapunzel Sparrow

Roald Dahl books have yellow pages!

Professor Flash Aardvark

Hey I really appreciate you for letting me take part in this challenge
Thank you so much

Rani

Empress Angel Chipperfield

your welcome

Duchess Rapunzel Sparrow

Hello! I love these reading challenges and I have done them since I was about 4!

My favourite books are Murder Most Unladylike by Robin Stevens and The Ministry of Unladylike Activity also by Robin Stevens. I really recommend these because they are gripping, exciting and fun. I would say these are for age 9 +

Does anyone have any suggestions for books? I am reading Harry Potter and the Half-Blood Prince at the moment and I will be finishing it soon. I am 11 and I’m looking for a mystery (murder probably) book for about 12 or older because I usually read older books than my age.

Thanks!

Laila

Queen Iguana Bumblebee

Have you read A Good Girl’s Guide To Murder? It’s about 13+ish (maybe a bit higher) , super witty, funny and a generally great book. I would definitely recommend this book to you. I also like books that are a bit old for me.
Also, how have you been doing it since you were 4? This is my first time and I’m 10.

Officer Pixie Squirrel

I would recommend it too!

Don Pudsey Pennyfarthing

Ok! :D

Queen Iguana Bumblebee

I did the challenges most years at my local library and my sister (who is a bit older than me) did it as well. My school also advertises them!

Queen Iguana Bumblebee

I might try that book sounds really good!

Queen Iguana Bumblebee

It is! Every single page makes you laugh! Except for the ones that don’t.

Officer Pixie Squirrel

I think you’d like the Sinclair and Taylor & Rose mysteries! They’re by Katherine Woodfine. I love Murder Most Unladylike and the Ministry of Unladylike Activity too! In the Ministry of Unladylike Activity, do you ever think about what happened to Kitty, from the Murder Most Unladylike books? I do, every single time I read it!

Countess Majorca Bacon-slicer

Ooh, yeah! I almost forgot about Kitty . I hope there is more Ministry of Unladylike Activity books. Also, didn’t you know there are MMU and MUA puzzle books coming out in the UK in September!

Queen Iguana Bumblebee

Me too! I’ll look out for them! Have you read Twin Crowns?

Countess Majorca Bacon-slicer

I’ve read them thanks anyway!

Queen Iguana Bumblebee

You’re welcome! Taylor and Rose is great, though. What about Ruby Redfort?

Countess Majorca Bacon-slicer

I think you’d also like the Lockwood & co; series which are super funny and super good, though they are a bit scary and creepy at times. I don’t really know what genre they are though – I think they’re a mix of sci-fi, horror and mystery. Lockwood & co; also has a little bit of romance but comfortably subtle, yet layered. I would really recommend this book series to you – they are super!

Officer Pixie Squirrel

Ok! Thanks so much for your recommendation!

Queen Iguana Bumblebee

hi
I can relate to the fact that you read books older than your age! They are more interesting and fun… hmm, let me think? what would i recommend to you? Well have you read the stolen prince of cloudburst? this is the bronte mettlestone series books.
What About the book, quiet storm? A modern masterpiece! And lastly I will suggest to you the Naga warriors, a story set in ancient India, all about protecting culture and beliefs. It is quite a new book this one, but i think you will enjoy it! Also, definitely finish the Harry potter series! You genuinely have a good book choice. Plus would you recommend murder most unladylike to me? I have been wondering whether it is good or not…
Thanks, and please reply to my question!

Queen Marge Hammersmith

Murder Most Unladylike is such a good series! I would definitely recommend it to you because it is clever, exciting and funny! Also I’ve just finished Harry Potter, it’s really good!

Queen Iguana Bumblebee

Skuldugery Pleasant is a nice murder series. A bit of a mystery but a bit more gore.

Countess Blueberry Waxwork

Ok

Queen Iguana Bumblebee

O my gosh u sound so similar to me I am also 11 im reading Arsenic for tea right now and I normally read books for older kids as well, although I hate the romance ones I’m more of a mystery book person I read all the Harry potters last year and I will reread them this year can I recommend the wingfeather series u probably haven’t heard of them they aren’t mystery books but they have the best plot plus it’s four books so it isn’t all over and done with immediately they are so so so good the fourth one is literally my favourite book ever I also think Sherlock Holmes is good!

Madam Wanda Bungalow

I also don’t like romance books. We do sound similar! Thanks for your recommendation!

Queen Iguana Bumblebee

You guys replies are awesome!

Professor Flash Aardvark