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2,202,968 books read so far

I’ve read up to 12 books

Maya

Senorita Iggy Colly-Wobbles

I’ve read fifteen

Esquire Viktor Dangerous

Wow

Empress Pixie Armchair

Amaze

Princess Pansy Moonlight

Cool we’ll done

Madam Wanda Bungalow

I’ve read 79

Director Wanda Wellington

Nice.

Madam Wanda Bungalow

I have a badge for 75

Director Wanda Wellington

I have read 25

Doctor Rapper Glitterball

HERES THE WINNERS OF MY COMPETITION!
Congrats to all the winners and don’t get sad if you didn’t place I had such a hard time choosing because all of your entries were so good

- FIRST PLACE GOES TO…….

Madam Wanda Bungalow

Congrats
I really enjoyed reading yours it was incredibly funny and definitely stood out among everyone.

-SECOND PLACE GOES TO…….

Senorita Beany Moonlight

Your description had a lot of funny bits and it was really unique

-THIRD PLACE GOES TO……

Officer Pixie Squirrel

Your book was very creative and made me giggle continually

-FOURTH PLACE GOES TO……

Queen Marge Hammersmith

Your character is a crazy combination and is very adventurous

-FIFTH PLACE GOES TO……

Countess Majorca Bacon-slicer

Yours makes me want to hear the story and captures me in

Congrats to Corporal Pongo Godzilla
I am so sorry you didnt place better luck next time
I had to take some away because they were from real books not there own
Thank you for entering

Tails

Madam Sapphire Bucket

Come on sis

Corporal Pongo Godzilla

Wow! I came Fifth! Thank you for setting up these brilliant competitions, and to everyone who entered! I look forward to the next competition!

Countess Majorca Bacon-slicer

Well done buddy

Director Wanda Wellington

Thanks! Did you do an entry?

Countess Majorca Bacon-slicer

No

Director Wanda Wellington

Well, you’ve got to be in it to win it!

Countess Majorca Bacon-slicer

Yeah of course

Director Wanda Wellington

It’s quite a good thing to say, but for some things, it doesn’t make sense.

Countess Majorca Bacon-slicer

You going to high school

Director Wanda Wellington

At what age do you go to high school?

Countess Majorca Bacon-slicer

12 or 11 or 13

Director Wanda Wellington

Well, I would be in high school, then, but I’m homeschooled, so no.

Countess Majorca Bacon-slicer

Oh

Director Wanda Wellington

Yeah… It’s a bit funny sometimes… You feel a bit left out.

Countess Majorca Bacon-slicer

Yeah

Director Wanda Wellington

Do you go to school?

Countess Majorca Bacon-slicer

Yeah

Director Wanda Wellington

Oh. Do you ever wish you were homeschooled? Sometimes, I do wish I went to school, because then I’d have friends to play with, gossip with, y’know.

Countess Majorca Bacon-slicer

Yeah

Director Wanda Wellington

But then I think, Well, there’s all of you on here, and my family, so I’m never too lonely!

Countess Majorca Bacon-slicer

Yeah

Director Wanda Wellington

Exactly. That sums it up perfectly!

Countess Majorca Bacon-slicer

I wish I knew you cause you’re so nice

Director Wanda Wellington

Are you actually the owner of the competition

Empress Pixie Armchair

Yes of course I am

Madam Sapphire Bucket

O my gosh thanks so much this is my first competition that I’ve even placed I loved everybody else’s as well 8) :D

Madam Wanda Bungalow

Hey, guys, challenge time! I want you to picture 3 mass extinctions, if you type a real one you’re out but then I will score out of ten on each one so high score is thirty. I’ll say a winner for extinction one, extinction two, extinction three and extinction total.

Dragon

Corporal Pongo Godzilla

Ordovician-silurian

Director Wanda Wellington

What does that mean

Corporal Pongo Godzilla

No idea

Director Wanda Wellington

Can you describe what it does

Corporal Pongo Godzilla

It kills everything in one blow

Director Wanda Wellington

9/10

Corporal Pongo Godzilla

I have toxic air
Earth crumble
Everything turns to mist

Corporal Pongo Godzilla

I don’t win

Corporal Pongo Godzilla

So we don’t type a real one

Director Wanda Wellington

Yeah or your out

Corporal Pongo Godzilla

Ok um a fishtraumatsia

Director Wanda Wellington

Describe what it does

Corporal Pongo Godzilla

What is that

Corporal Pongo Godzilla

It’s when fish are being suffered

Director Wanda Wellington

5/10

Corporal Pongo Godzilla

Do third one

Corporal Pongo Godzilla

Hih

Director Wanda Wellington

Time to say who won in my comptition. In 3rd:Countess Majorica Bacon Slicer and Queen Ariel Snivel. In 2nd: Doctor Quicksand Sausage Roll.
And in 1st… Corpral Pongo Godzilla. More challenges soon.

Laika

Marshal Cynthia Pawprint

I came last

Madam Sapphire Bucket

You are not last. You are 4th. :]

Marshal Cynthia Pawprint

N

Marshal Cynthia Pawprint

Time to say who won in my comptition. In 3rd:Countess Majorica Bacon Slicer and Queen Ariel Snivel. In 2nd: Doctor Quicksand Sausage Roll.
And in 1st… Corpral Pongo Godzilla. More challenges soon.

Laika

Marshal Cynthia Pawprint

Wow! Thank you so much! I love these competitions!

Countess Majorca Bacon-slicer

Thanks

Corporal Pongo Godzilla

U r welcome

Marshal Cynthia Pawprint

Hi everyone, how are you?

Maya

General Wanda Rollerskate

Good. You?

Officer Pixie Squirrel

Hi everyone, how are you?

Maya

General Wanda Rollerskate

Great, you?

Countess Majorca Bacon-slicer

Great!

Senorita Rose Possum

The best

Empress Pixie Armchair

Why are so many books the same? There should be this whole new book genre for books where someone realises they’re magic and then goes to this school for other magical kids. And then the main almost always turns out to be destined to defeat this baddie.

Tails

Officer Pixie Squirrel

Star Reviewer

I love those books! Especially with romance in! I agree that so many books are the same now, it’s so boring!!

Countess Majorca Bacon-slicer

I love books that contain romance and an other genre

Countess Mildred Haystack

Yeah, I love books about romance with princesses and castles in them! And also magical schools.

Countess Majorca Bacon-slicer

Yea like Twin Crowns, the school of good and evil or kiera cass’s the selection!

Countess Mildred Haystack

Yeah, I’ve read (and loved!) the first two, but what is “kiera cass’s the selection”? Have you read Pennyroyal Academy, or Hotel Magnifique? They’re both really good fantasy romances!

Countess Majorca Bacon-slicer

The selection is a book series about 35 girls who are competing against each other to marry a prince and it is written by Kiera Cass. I haven’t read them but they look really good and they will put on my to be read list!

Countess Mildred Haystack

That sounds great! I’ll look them up, and see if my library has them! Thanks!

Countess Majorca Bacon-slicer

I love those books and action-coloured novels

Professor Flash Aardvark