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can I have a friend?

Dragon

Lady Iggy Anteater

Yeah

Dona Phoenix Sequins

Yes of course you can!!!

Captain Pinky Spaghetti-Hoops

You got a friend in me (Toy Story)

Lady Petronella Lavalamp

Yeah

Doctor Quicksand Sausage-Roll

sure

General Virgil Yo-yo

yes !

of course you can be my friend !

Officer Rapunzel Sherbet

Sure, thing!

Captain Viper Bluebird

who wants to be book friends with me!I love football.

Snook

Lord Itchy Teabag

Maybe

Dona Phoenix Sequins

Not me

Doctor Quicksand Sausage-Roll

Not too be rude

Doctor Quicksand Sausage-Roll

I would prefer to do that

Captain Pinky Spaghetti-Hoops

I would prefer to do that

Captain Pinky Spaghetti-Hoops

I would prefer to do that

Captain Pinky Spaghetti-Hoops

I would be your friend but I might not like football books

Officer Rapunzel Sherbet

The first person to comment pears on this post wins a shoutout and I will like as many of you posts as I can find! I

Book girl

Judge Pixie Mittens

i`ve commented it so seems like i`m the champion

Captain Pinky Spaghetti-Hoops

Pears

Dona Phoenix Sequins

pear

Captain Pinky Spaghetti-Hoops

Pears

Doctor Quicksand Sausage-Roll

Pears

Princess Cynthia Astronomical

pears!

Captain Viper Bluebird

Nurse Peaches Gormenghast thx for posting alot and being positive your a star

Book girl

Judge Pixie Mittens

Everyone I have an announcement…
Start reading the murder most unladylike series by Robin Stevens they are so good! I have put reviews on the first 4 books …. amurder most unladylike, arsenic for tea, first class murder and jolly foul play…give them a read. I am currently reading mistletoe and murder. If you have read this series pls let me know what you thought about them. Bye guys

Book girl

Judge Pixie Mittens

Never heard of that

Dona Phoenix Sequins

I agree, as the series is absolutely amazing. Would also recommend Agatha Oddly

Nurse June Waltzer

No thanks

Doctor Quicksand Sausage-Roll

I’m on that book too! Defo recommend!

Captain Viper Bluebird

I know! I am Viscountess Gloriana Jumpsuit. Please reply to the murder most unladylike post that I wrote.

Viscountess Gloriana Jumpsuit

Sounds good for older kids

Princess Cynthia Astronomical

I have read all of them

Doctor Rapper Glitterball

Hey guys.
Pls send in your favourite funny jokes bonus points if there summer themed.
I will place a first second and third place to the funniest jokes. This was inspired by Professor aspidistra sherbet. Pls add judge Pixie Mittens joke comp entry at the end of your entry. I will pick winners on the 20th July . Pls enter in the comments. Bye Guys good luck pls enter.

Book girl

Judge Pixie Mittens

alright!!!!

Captain Pinky Spaghetti-Hoops

What kind of shorts do clouds were
Thunderwear get it

Madam Cilla Humdinger

do you have any recommendations

Aesop

General Pansy Slingshot

Murder Most unladylike srieries there so good!

Judge Pixie Mittens

I have not read it

Lady Iggy Anteater

Neither have I

Dona Phoenix Sequins

Neather have i

Captain Pinky Spaghetti-Hoops

niether have I !!!!

Captain Pinky Spaghetti-Hoops

Really I’ve not heard of them

Dona Phoenix Sequins

Rainbow Gray

Dona Phoenix Sequins

Rainbow Gray

I’ve read 2 out of 3

Dona Phoenix Sequins

Percy Jackson

Doctor Quicksand Sausage-Roll

Dork diaries

Dona Flossy Pineapple

Cat kid comic club

Madam Phoenix Frankenstein

Who thinks Gen Beta(2025-2039) is cooked for life (We are all Gen Alpha (born in 2010-2024) right?)
If you didn’t know they started naming Genarations on Greek letter so the next will be Gen Delta (2040-2054) etc.

Noah

Master Merlin Bobble-hat

I did know that

Doctor Quicksand Sausage-Roll

What do you mean cooked

Doctor Quicksand Sausage-Roll

ai, robots, technology, no books, brain problems, etc

Master Merlin Bobble-hat

Me

Doctor Rapper Glitterball

That’s interesting and yes I was born in Gen-Alpha

Judge Chilli Eragon