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Can you see your reviews? Mine aren’t showing up which is strange because they used too.

Tails

Officer Pixie Squirrel

Star Reviewer

Go at home in the summer reading web and press the home button and at the bottom has reviews

Princess Ariel Vampire

I can see it there but when I search the book I can’t see it either the other reviews but I used too.

Officer Pixie Squirrel

hmm strange maybe its glitching
bye regard lollllll

Princess Ariel Vampire

Really? If you go to Home, there should be a list of tabs underneath the ones that say ‘Home, Books, Author etc.’, and ‘My reviews’ should be somewhere there. Unless you mean if you search up a book, you reviewed and your review will be there somewhere in the list of reviews. If it’s the second one, they can only have a maximum number of reviews on a book, so they get rid of the older ones to make space for the newer ones. Or yours just hasn’t loaded up onto the website if it’s new.

Marshal Bubbles Rubber-duck

I can see my review there but when I type the book I can’t see it amongst the other reviews but I used to be able to see my reviews there which is a bit weird. And it can’t be because they’re new because one from a week ago hasn’t shown up yet.

Officer Pixie Squirrel

Hmm. There might be a problem with the website, then, or the book you reviewed might have more recent reviews submitted, like I explained: they can only have a maximum number of reviews, but that’s unlikely since you said it was one from a week ago. And it’s just one review or are there more?

Marshal Bubbles Rubber-duck

Three. Thanks.

Officer Pixie Squirrel

Interesting. It might be because sometimes they have the same book in their list of books to review and you clicked on one to review and then checked the review on another?

Marshal Bubbles Rubber-duck

Probably. I make the silliest mistakes sometimes. Once again, thanks!

Officer Pixie Squirrel

You’re welcome!

Marshal Bubbles Rubber-duck

Best username in the UK

Doctor Quicksand Sausage-Roll

Nice username.

Doctor Quicksand Sausage-Roll

Thanks!

Marshal Bubbles Rubber-duck

Yeah.

Doctor Quicksand Sausage-Roll

Challenge. Write five sentences in french. Craziest wins

nilsolev

Doctor Quicksand Sausage-Roll

J’ai une elephante rouge! Je m’appelle Lunnetes! Bonjour, mon petit velo! Salut, viande! Pourquoi tu es mince?

Countess Majorca Bacon-slicer

Wow! That’s good.

Officer Pixie Squirrel

Thanks! Do you want to know what it is in English? Or do you want to puzzle it out yourself?

Countess Majorca Bacon-slicer

Uhh…the red elephant is called Lunnetes and is riding a tiny bicycle whilst eating mince and saying ‘hi’?

Officer Pixie Squirrel

XD! You’re so funny, that’s hilarious! Plus, some things are actually right! Here’s what it means: (it’s pretty silly) I have a red elephant! My name is glasses! Hello, my little bicycle! Hi, meat! Why are you thin?

Countess Majorca Bacon-slicer

Awesome

Doctor Quicksand Sausage-Roll

Yup. Straight off the top of my head!

Countess Majorca Bacon-slicer

I know quite a lot

Doctor Quicksand Sausage-Roll

Well done!

Countess Majorca Bacon-slicer

Er…Jem a ppelle (sorry about the horrible spelling) Officer Pixie Squirrel.
Bonjour vélo.
I can’t do many other sentences. I know words but not sentences.

Officer Pixie Squirrel

Good try

Doctor Quicksand Sausage-Roll

Thanks.

Officer Pixie Squirrel

Ur welcome

Doctor Quicksand Sausage-Roll

Bonjour vélo, J’ai une elephante rouge! Je m’appelle Lunnetes! Bonjour, mon petit velo! Salut, viande! Pourquoi tu es mince? je suis un idiot mdr je ne sais pas Is it right ? i tryed it at least .

Princess Ariel Vampire

U just copied countess Majorca bacon slicer! It sadly doesn’t count

Doctor Quicksand Sausage-Roll

But translate the whole part and the and say I am dumb lol

Princess Ariel Vampire

U just copied countess Majorca bacon slicer

Doctor Quicksand Sausage-Roll

Bonjour. Je mappele Queen Ariel Snivel. Aurevoir!

Queen Ariel Snivel

Ok. Only 3 sentences though.

Doctor Quicksand Sausage-Roll

HMMM
Bonjour, Monsieur/madame/madmoiselle Doctor Quicksand Sausage-Roll! Comon cava? Comon tu`tappelle?
JUE mappelle Queen Ariel Snivel. Aurevoir!

Merci, MERCI!

Do ya wanna work it out urself, or should I spill it?

Queen Ariel Snivel

Already worked it out

Doctor Quicksand Sausage-Roll

Bonjour!Je’mapple Grace.

Officer Daffodil Moonlight

J’ai une rouge elephante c’est le qui sappelle Fatson. Salut!Je m’appelle Daniel As-tu est le mere. Umm,Errrrr! I’ve run out of words but 2/5 is a it good.

Professor Flash Aardvark

The winner is countess Majorca bacon slicer

Doctor Quicksand Sausage-Roll

did not know there was a winner

Director Phoenix Sequins

Y does no-one do challenges anymore? Please can someone do 1
Guess what actually, I’ll do one.

nilsolev

Doctor Quicksand Sausage-Roll

Guess what guys!

Laila

Duchess Angora Stegosaurus

What?

Doctor Quicksand Sausage-Roll

What? Is it something exciting?

Officer Pixie Squirrel

What

Doctor Quicksand Sausage-Roll

What

Doctor Quicksand Sausage-Roll

What

Doctor Quicksand Sausage-Roll

What

Doctor Quicksand Sausage-Roll

what?

Officer Daffodil Moonlight

I really want to know what- tell us please!!!

Madam Wanda Bungalow

I have got grounded for 1 month! And my enemy has moved schools! And there has been like 7 fights in the first 2 months of school.

Duchess Angora Stegosaurus

Great

nilsolev

Doctor Quicksand Sausage-Roll

Countess Majorca bacon slicer is back!?!

nilsolev

Doctor Quicksand Sausage-Roll

Yes! Here I am!

Countess Majorca Bacon-slicer

Yay! We all missed you.

Officer Pixie Squirrel

Same here

Doctor Quicksand Sausage-Roll

I missed you so much

Director Wanda Wellington

Aw, thanks! I missed all of you, too!

Countess Majorca Bacon-slicer

Yay I missed you

Madam Sapphire Bucket

I missed you too!!

Countess Majorca Bacon-slicer

Hey everybody, I’m back! Just relaxing after a very, very tiring day at the airport, and boy am I exhausted! Anyways, I don’t have the time to explain all the fun stuff we did in Bulgaria, sadly, but I have to tell you this, because it’s quite important. My phone screen has cracks all over it now, ( It slipped off the table when I was putting it away) , so I won’t be able to message as much, or answer your messages immediately, for a while. I’m really sorry about this, but the screen’s cracked really badly. I’ll see if I can get it fixed, fingers crossed! I’ll catch you later, chao chao!

Baskerville

Countess Majorca Bacon-slicer

Star Reviewer

Ok! Hope u had fun in Bulgaria!! Sad about ur phone case though :( ;)

Madam Wanda Bungalow

I had a ton of fun in Bulgaria, it was great! Yeah, it’s so sad having a broken screen, everything looks weird!

Countess Majorca Bacon-slicer

Chao

Doctor Quicksand Sausage-Roll

It means either goodbye in Italian, or Hello in Spanish! It’s very versatile in that way!

Countess Majorca Bacon-slicer

‘Chao’ is also the informal way of saying ‘hello’ in Vietnam and the formal way is ‘Xin Chao.’

Officer Pixie Squirrel

Do U know Vietnamese? That’s cool!

Doctor Quicksand Sausage-Roll

Yeah, I know it. What languages do you know?

Officer Pixie Squirrel

Quite a lot of french, English, a bit of Spanish ( I learn it at school) and 1 word in Latin

Doctor Quicksand Sausage-Roll

What word? (the one in latin)

Officer Pixie Squirrel

Puer – it means boy.

Doctor Quicksand Sausage-Roll

See? Chao is a common casual word in a lot of languages! I like it a lot! I also like Salut, (French) because it’s just so…. chic!

Countess Majorca Bacon-slicer

I wonder which language used ‘Chao’ first.

Officer Pixie Squirrel

Good question! I’ve never thought about it! Look it up on the all-knowing internet!

Countess Majorca Bacon-slicer

I think life revolves around the Internet, nowadays.

Officer Pixie Squirrel

I know, tell me about it! In some ways, having the Internet is really good, and useful, (like for quick checking the weather!) but other times people just use it for silly things!

Countess Majorca Bacon-slicer

The Internet is really great for stuff like Googling, but it can also be really harmful.

Officer Pixie Squirrel

Yes, definitely. But in small amounts, (like a lot of stuff) it’s alright, and useful too!

Countess Majorca Bacon-slicer

Yay! I was missing you. Can U tell me/ us a bit about what U got up to in Bulgaria. Also describe the sights, view and where U stayed. Please?
I’m very sad about ur broken phone. How did it break?

Doctor Quicksand Sausage-Roll

I missed you too! In Bulgaria, we mostly hung around the two pools, or the beach, and went to Lidl! We stayed at Sunny Victory, Sunny Beach, and we had a great apartment with two bathrooms and two balconies! We had a view of some trees and the smaller pool from one balcony, and a view of the town and the big pool from the other. We went to Nessebar (I think it’s spelled like that?) as well! I think it’s my fault my phone screen broke, and it’s quite frustrating and I just want to turn back time and not lose grip on it!

Countess Majorca Bacon-slicer

sad about the phone, yes, I do sometimes hope we could go back in time, but that sounds very good/ fun/ amazing. If U want to, rate ur time out of 10.

Doctor Quicksand Sausage-Roll

10/10, no joke, it was so great, I really want to go back! I miss it so much.

Countess Majorca Bacon-slicer

Cool

Doctor Quicksand Sausage-Roll

same and u are right

Coach Angel Vesuvius

I had a great time!

Countess Majorca Bacon-slicer

yeah and thank you

Coach Angel Vesuvius

You’re welcome!

Countess Majorca Bacon-slicer

yeah u had but i did not have and i had a wedding in london did u know that?

Coach Angel Vesuvius

How nice! What kind of cake was there?

Countess Majorca Bacon-slicer

a wedding cake and was so yummy

Coach Angel Vesuvius

I don’t even think I’ve ever been to a wedding! My dad went to one once, and he brought us some wedding cake!

Countess Majorca Bacon-slicer

That’s but at least you have a wedding cake

Coach Angel Vesuvius

My dad says wedding cake is too sweet, because of all the icing, but it was such a long time since I last had some, I really can’t remember!

Countess Majorca Bacon-slicer

It’s like a sweet flavour like chocolate a bit

Coach Angel Vesuvius

Sounds alright! I gotta try it at some point!

Countess Majorca Bacon-slicer

I hope that it gets fixed soon – I love reading your messages! They make me feel so happy.

Officer Pixie Squirrel

Yeah, me too! And I love reading your messages as well, they’re so thoughtful and cheerful, I love them!

Countess Majorca Bacon-slicer

Thanks! You’re so nice.

Officer Pixie Squirrel

You’re so nice too! I think you’re one of my best friends on here! You reply to my messages really fast too, which I’m always pleasantly surprised by!

Countess Majorca Bacon-slicer

I upload a book every day and than I just look at the Chat while I’m doing it and I usually see a message by you which I reply to. The notifications button really helps as well.

Officer Pixie Squirrel

Yeah, that’s exactly what happens to me! It’s always nice, interesting messages, and I reply to every one! And yes, the notification button is a really good feature!

Countess Majorca Bacon-slicer

The people who designed the online Summer Reading Challenge really thought of everything.

Officer Pixie Squirrel

I know! Except for one thing: they didn’t add the first Murder Most Unladylike book to the book system!

Countess Majorca Bacon-slicer

So they added the rest of the series but not the first one? Odd. It’s the same with the Ring Of Five books. I’m really glad that you can add unrecognised books to the system, though.

Officer Pixie Squirrel

I think they added most of the Murder Most Unladylike books, but not all! And yeah, I’m super glad you can add other books onto the system too, it’s great!

Countess Majorca Bacon-slicer

Thank you for being so kind and always trying to message
Sad you be able to do it as much
Hope you and fun at bulgaria
We all missed you
Hope u seen this :)

Madam Sapphire Bucket

You’re welcome! I always try to be nice to people, even online, because what’s the point in being rude? I also try to be very clear in my messages, so everyone can understand them. I really did have fun in Bulgaria, thank you, and I missed you too!!!

Countess Majorca Bacon-slicer

Hope you had fun and your phone gets fixed

Director Wanda Wellington

I hope so too! I really don’t want it to be too expensive, because my dad’s paying for it! If it’s too expensive, I’ll tell him not to bother.

Countess Majorca Bacon-slicer

Oh yeah

Director Wanda Wellington

oh that is so sad that your phone cracked

Fairy Nectarine Bojangles

I know, but I can still kinda use it!

Countess Majorca Bacon-slicer

Here’s a little rap,
I’ve put together just now
About some awesome books
That made me say wow!

Have you read the great book
Called The Other Alice?
With a cat with attitude, a storytelling girl
And a villain full of malice!

Next up, a drum roll please
For a novel named Lottie Brooks!
It’ll make you laugh your socks off
When you dive deeper into the book…

And to round off this rap,
You must read A Pinch of Magic
The first of a series full of
Twists, turns and curses tragic!

I hope you like these
And if you’ve read them, then please
Go ahead and let me know
In the comments down below!

Zoe

Empress Magnolia Cuckoo-Clock

Out of them all I’ve only read Lottie Brooks. You have some serious talent, writing that!

Officer Pixie Squirrel

Great rap, and I think I’ve read at least two of those!

Countess Majorca Bacon-slicer

It’s actually so cool! I love it. I haven’t read any of those books I don’t think- I’ve heard of Lottie brooks but it’s not really my type of book, I might have read a pinch of magic, like I’ve read similar books but can’t remember if I’ve read that one. Who’s th author??? And th other Alice again I’ve heard of and I no it’s a good book but I don’t think I’ve got round 2 reading it yet. And again, I love ur rap!!

Madam Wanda Bungalow

The author of A Pinch of Magic AND The Other Alice are both the same-Michelle Harrison! She’s one of my favourite authors!

Empress Magnolia Cuckoo-Clock

Nice rapping! I can’t rap . I would love to though. I’ve never read or heard of any of them, but they sound fun if U put them in a rap!

Harry potter – my favourite of all!
Alex rider – a few sentences in – there’s no Such thing as a wall!
This is the best I can do, it’s terrible though

Doctor Quicksand Sausage-Roll

It’s not terrible, trust me! You’re good at rapping-anyway, I had loads of practice, and help from an amazing rapper friend!

Empress Magnolia Cuckoo-Clock

No , it’s terrible

Doctor Quicksand Sausage-Roll

Well done

Madam Sapphire Bucket