The Chronicles of Darkness – Chapter 2
They had reached the end of the pier …
Gagax rapidly jumped off his magical quadbike, and it dissolved in the salty blue water it landed in. In mid-air, he magicked a red and purple striped surfboard under his feet. Gagax then landed in the salty Dead Sea on his board. Meanwhile, Let’s Get Out Of Here did the same, but in this instance, he materialized a holoboard. He then hovered over Professor Gagax.
“Muggle (non-magical person) technology lover!“ The Doctor taunted. Gagax sent a hex blasting up at him in revenge. It was called the Hex of Drowning and would make his enemy drown. Unfortunately, Gagax missed and hit a passing fruit fly.
Next, Gagax sent up the jinx of powering down, which would make Let’s Get Out of Here’s holoboard die of power! Fortunately for Gagax, it hit his enemy, and Let’s Get Out Of Here’s board flickered out, and he fell into the sea! Let’s Get Out of Here swam towards the pier.
He performed the “Up up and away’’ spell which would make him able to fly. He flew up to the pier, then dried his clothes with a charm. Let’s Get Out of Here then flew over his and Gagax’s castles, over the main road, then to the mountain range, and Mount Evil.
And there was Gagax! He must have unknowingly copied Gagax’s actions!
“Aha! Prepare to be annihilated, evil nemesis of mine!” threatened Gagax.
“NYA HA HA! Ready yourself for a duel, malevolent enemy of mine!” warned Let’s Get Out of Here. They raised their wands …

The Chronicles of Darkness – CHAPTER 1
Once upon a time, there was an old and evil wizard who lived in a frightening castle near the Dead Sea, and his name was Professor Gagax. This chapter really starts at midnight, on a dark and stormy night. Gagax was in his laboratory, making evil potions, when suddenly the door burst open! It revealed his arch arch enemy, Doctor Let’s Get Out of Here! Like Gagax, he wanted universe domination.
The two malign wizards raised their wands…
First the wicked Gagax performed the “Take Me To Your Leader’’ curse, which would oblivionise Let’s Get Out of Here. Next the intruding intruder deflected the jinx with the Shielding Hex of Evil Enchantment.
The malevolent Gagax conjured up a tractor-wheeled 1692-gear quadbike in the driveway. He then shattered the window with a book entitled ‘’’Gagax: my struggle 3rd edition copy’’. Vexed, Let’s Get Out of Here imitated Gagax by materializing a motorbike and leaping on.
The fiendish duo chased each other down the long, winding lane called Immoral Road like Formula 1 racers. Gagax was in the lead, then the invader was, then Gagax. They were at 20,30,60,70,100,200 miles an hour, then a wall loomed at the end of the street! They had forgotten that the street was a cul-de-sac!
“We’re going to crash!’’ yelled Gagax. In the nick of time, they swerved 180 degrees and zoomed back the way they had come. Halfway there, they turned second left. The entrance to the pier was under their noses!
“Uh oh!’’ moaned Let’s Get Out of Here.
“Brace yourselves! “warned Gagax.
An owl hooted, somewhere in the darkness. They had reached the end of the pier …

Thanks to Empress Magnolia Cuckoo – Clock, I have decided to post a story I have written on hear every week. First installment soon!

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