The Chronicles of Darkness – CHAPTER 1
Once upon a time, there was an old and evil wizard who lived in a frightening castle near the Dead Sea, and his name was Professor Gagax. This chapter really starts at midnight, on a dark and stormy night. Gagax was in his laboratory, making evil potions, when suddenly the door burst open! It revealed his arch arch enemy, Doctor Let’s Get Out of Here! Like Gagax, he wanted universe domination.
The two malign wizards raised their wands…
First the wicked Gagax performed the “Take Me To Your Leader’’ curse, which would oblivionise Let’s Get Out of Here. Next the intruding intruder deflected the jinx with the Shielding Hex of Evil Enchantment.
The malevolent Gagax conjured up a tractor-wheeled 1692-gear quadbike in the driveway. He then shattered the window with a book entitled ‘’’Gagax: my struggle 3rd edition copy’’. Vexed, Let’s Get Out of Here imitated Gagax by materializing a motorbike and leaping on.
The fiendish duo chased each other down the long, winding lane called Immoral Road like Formula 1 racers. Gagax was in the lead, then the invader was, then Gagax. They were at 20,30,60,70,100,200 miles an hour, then a wall loomed at the end of the street! They had forgotten that the street was a cul-de-sac!
“We’re going to crash!’’ yelled Gagax. In the nick of time, they swerved 180 degrees and zoomed back the way they had come. Halfway there, they turned second left. The entrance to the pier was under their noses!
“Uh oh!’’ moaned Let’s Get Out of Here.
“Brace yourselves! “warned Gagax.
An owl hooted, somewhere in the darkness. They had reached the end of the pier …

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