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Does anyone know any really funny books? Please tell me if you do!

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Director Birthday-cake Pudding-Basin

invisible inc by steve cole.

Principal Ursula Menace

Hey! I really like Steve Cole. Thanks!

Director Birthday-cake Pudding-Basin

I just read it.

Principal Ursula Menace

Diary of a Wimpy Kid by Jeff Kinney, Daisy and the Trouble with London, any Terry Pratchett book, The Midnight Gang by David Walliams.

Empress Magnolia Cuckoo-Clock

well it is not so funny but maybe horrid henry’s joke book

Nurse Fandango Peninsula

hey up people

Dragon

General Cornelius Casserole

I would recommend Hilda books, it is also a program on Netflix if easy body wants to watch it it is about a girl Who has lived in a forest her hole life and then moved into a city it’s about her adventures in the city and her trying to fit in!

Cass

Dame Harmonica Spaghetti-Hoops

Hi guys and I have been reading this book and it is awesome! There is a girl Mackenzie Hollister and Nikki Maxwell she has a diary she writes in daily but she somehow looses her diary! Guess who found it? Mackenzie Hollister queen of C.C.P finds it! She isn’t just interested in reading it she also writes in it!

Book girl

Empress Rose Sausage-Roll

that sounds very interesting.

Principal Ursula Menace

What is the book called

General Leach Porridge-Oats

Hi

Snook

Anonymous

Whose going to Ixworth libraries award ceremony?

The medals look cool

I just finished the challenge

R people like me where u only read library books?

BTW I recommend the school for good and evil
Great book series

Medusa

Fairy Agnetha Jellybaby

What came first the chicken or the egg?

Zoe

Empress Magnolia Cuckoo-Clock

The egg because before the chicken there were egg-laying reptiles.

Principal Ursula Menace

Uh-huh. And chickens evolved from dinosaurs, so it was probably a dinosaur egg.

Empress Magnolia Cuckoo-Clock

maybe the egg was some sort of plant before and the stone age people found them and ate them until one day they hatched?

Anonymous

that is confusing

Anonymous

The egg or how was the chicken alive

Anonymous

Yeah but then how was the egg alive?

Empress Magnolia Cuckoo-Clock

Dinosaurs, that’s how!

Empress Magnolia Cuckoo-Clock

so which goes first then?The dinosoar or the egg?

Anonymous

the egg came ages before the chickens came around

Anonymous

The chicken

Anonymous

What did the chicken come out of?

Empress Magnolia Cuckoo-Clock

No one knowss!!!!

Mademoiselle Jet Pineapple

A circle never ends!

Nurse Blueberry Shortbread

Well, there had to be a starting point…

Empress Magnolia Cuckoo-Clock

Thanks so much for replying!

Empress Magnolia Cuckoo-Clock

Hi! I’m quite new. Does anyone know a good way to make a comic book? Like and reply to hear about my latest novel!

Zoe

Empress Magnolia Cuckoo-Clock

What is your novel about?

Principal Ursula Menace

It’s about a girl called Esmerelda Valerie McKenna who accidentally gets changed into a mythical beast and along with the help of her best friend Jimmy, her new friend Brenda and her mean cousin Meena, they try to destroy the evil fairies that placed the curse on her. However Jimmy goes to the evil fairy side but gets killed, and then Esmerelda saves him by giving up an extraordinary power that came with her curse. It’s a children’s novel.

Empress Magnolia Cuckoo-Clock

That souunds interestinng. My name is Esmerelda!

Principal Ursula Menace

You’re joking! I got it because I always thought it sounded like a name that might go with a very interesting and amazing person… Looks like it does!

Empress Magnolia Cuckoo-Clock

thanks

Principal Ursula Menace

Have you ever written a book?

Empress Magnolia Cuckoo-Clock

yes, the elements of epithica.

Principal Ursula Menace

That sounds like a very interesting book. What’s it about?

Empress Magnolia Cuckoo-Clock

A girl called Xenon who can fire gas out of her eyes, who along with her friends defeats an evil snake called Potassium.

Principal Ursula Menace

OMG! It sounds like you have the true making of an author! I want to be an author when I’m older. What do you want to be?

Empress Magnolia Cuckoo-Clock

Climatologist, Optician or Author.

Principal Ursula Menace

All I can say is WOW!

Empress Magnolia Cuckoo-Clock

I know this is a random question, but what is your favourite colour?

Empress Magnolia Cuckoo-Clock

purple and black

Principal Ursula Menace

I do like both those colours… however I’m a blood red kinda person. Crimson red… Lovely

Empress Magnolia Cuckoo-Clock

I like that colour.

Principal Ursula Menace

I’m going to try and get the part as a School Councillor at school today. I need to do a little speech. Wish me luck!

Empress Magnolia Cuckoo-Clock

I wish you luck. That sounds like a very important job.

Principal Ursula Menace

Hi. I didn’t get the job. But the person who DID get it it was the one I voted for! And hey, there’s always next year!

Empress Magnolia Cuckoo-Clock

yes, there is.

Principal Ursula Menace

Do you know how to make woolly toy octopuses? Because I have quite a good way. Do u want to know?

Empress Magnolia Cuckoo-Clock

Do you like crafting?

Empress Magnolia Cuckoo-Clock

thanks

Principal Ursula Menace

Um I can’t remember the website name but there is a website where you can make comic strips

General Kangaroo Sofa

Thanks!

Empress Magnolia Cuckoo-Clock

Welcome! If it helped you?

General Kangaroo Sofa

Yup, sure did! So helpful

Empress Magnolia Cuckoo-Clock

just go to the book sorter then you will know, and welcome

Princess Blueberry Menace

What is your latest novel?

Countess Rose Bluebird

I wrote it back to Principal Ursula Menace, so scroll up and you will see!

Empress Magnolia Cuckoo-Clock