Does anyone know any really funny books? Please tell me if you do!
Director Birthday-cake Pudding-Basin
invisible inc by steve cole.
Principal Ursula Menace
Hey! I really like Steve Cole. Thanks!
Director Birthday-cake Pudding-Basin
I just read it.
Principal Ursula Menace
Diary of a Wimpy Kid by Jeff Kinney, Daisy and the Trouble with London, any Terry Pratchett book, The Midnight Gang by David Walliams.
Empress Magnolia Cuckoo-Clock
well it is not so funny but maybe horrid henry’s joke book
Nurse Fandango Peninsula
hey up people
General Cornelius Casserole
I would recommend Hilda books, it is also a program on Netflix if easy body wants to watch it it is about a girl Who has lived in a forest her hole life and then moved into a city it’s about her adventures in the city and her trying to fit in!
Dame Harmonica Spaghetti-Hoops
Hi guys and I have been reading this book and it is awesome! There is a girl Mackenzie Hollister and Nikki Maxwell she has a diary she writes in daily but she somehow looses her diary! Guess who found it? Mackenzie Hollister queen of C.C.P finds it! She isn’t just interested in reading it she also writes in it!
Empress Rose Sausage-Roll
that sounds very interesting.
Principal Ursula Menace
What is the book called
General Leach Porridge-Oats
Hi
Anonymous
Whose going to Ixworth libraries award ceremony?
The medals look cool
I just finished the challenge
R people like me where u only read library books?
BTW I recommend the school for good and evil
Great book series
Fairy Agnetha Jellybaby
What came first the chicken or the egg?
Empress Magnolia Cuckoo-Clock
The egg because before the chicken there were egg-laying reptiles.
Principal Ursula Menace
Uh-huh. And chickens evolved from dinosaurs, so it was probably a dinosaur egg.
Empress Magnolia Cuckoo-Clock
maybe the egg was some sort of plant before and the stone age people found them and ate them until one day they hatched?
Anonymous
that is confusing
Anonymous
The egg or how was the chicken alive
Anonymous
Yeah but then how was the egg alive?
Empress Magnolia Cuckoo-Clock
Dinosaurs, that’s how!
Empress Magnolia Cuckoo-Clock
so which goes first then?The dinosoar or the egg?
Anonymous
the egg came ages before the chickens came around
Anonymous
The chicken
Anonymous
What did the chicken come out of?
Empress Magnolia Cuckoo-Clock
No one knowss!!!!
Mademoiselle Jet Pineapple
A circle never ends!
Nurse Blueberry Shortbread
Well, there had to be a starting point…
Empress Magnolia Cuckoo-Clock
Thanks so much for replying!
Empress Magnolia Cuckoo-Clock
Hi! I’m quite new. Does anyone know a good way to make a comic book? Like and reply to hear about my latest novel!
Empress Magnolia Cuckoo-Clock
What is your novel about?
Principal Ursula Menace
It’s about a girl called Esmerelda Valerie McKenna who accidentally gets changed into a mythical beast and along with the help of her best friend Jimmy, her new friend Brenda and her mean cousin Meena, they try to destroy the evil fairies that placed the curse on her. However Jimmy goes to the evil fairy side but gets killed, and then Esmerelda saves him by giving up an extraordinary power that came with her curse. It’s a children’s novel.
Empress Magnolia Cuckoo-Clock
That souunds interestinng. My name is Esmerelda!
Principal Ursula Menace
You’re joking! I got it because I always thought it sounded like a name that might go with a very interesting and amazing person… Looks like it does!
Empress Magnolia Cuckoo-Clock
thanks
Principal Ursula Menace
Have you ever written a book?
Empress Magnolia Cuckoo-Clock
yes, the elements of epithica.
Principal Ursula Menace
That sounds like a very interesting book. What’s it about?
Empress Magnolia Cuckoo-Clock
A girl called Xenon who can fire gas out of her eyes, who along with her friends defeats an evil snake called Potassium.
Principal Ursula Menace
OMG! It sounds like you have the true making of an author! I want to be an author when I’m older. What do you want to be?
Empress Magnolia Cuckoo-Clock
Climatologist, Optician or Author.
Principal Ursula Menace
All I can say is WOW!
Empress Magnolia Cuckoo-Clock
I know this is a random question, but what is your favourite colour?
Empress Magnolia Cuckoo-Clock
purple and black
Principal Ursula Menace
I do like both those colours… however I’m a blood red kinda person. Crimson red… Lovely
Empress Magnolia Cuckoo-Clock
I like that colour.
Principal Ursula Menace
I’m going to try and get the part as a School Councillor at school today. I need to do a little speech. Wish me luck!
Empress Magnolia Cuckoo-Clock
I wish you luck. That sounds like a very important job.
Principal Ursula Menace
Hi. I didn’t get the job. But the person who DID get it it was the one I voted for! And hey, there’s always next year!
Empress Magnolia Cuckoo-Clock
yes, there is.
Principal Ursula Menace
Do you know how to make woolly toy octopuses? Because I have quite a good way. Do u want to know?
Empress Magnolia Cuckoo-Clock
Do you like crafting?
Empress Magnolia Cuckoo-Clock
thanks
Principal Ursula Menace
Um I can’t remember the website name but there is a website where you can make comic strips
General Kangaroo Sofa
Thanks!
Empress Magnolia Cuckoo-Clock
Welcome! If it helped you?
General Kangaroo Sofa
Yup, sure did! So helpful
Empress Magnolia Cuckoo-Clock
just go to the book sorter then you will know, and welcome
Princess Blueberry Menace
What is your latest novel?
Countess Rose Bluebird
I wrote it back to Principal Ursula Menace, so scroll up and you will see!
Empress Magnolia Cuckoo-Clock