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Here’s another post from the Old Poetry and Rap Society!

The long, scaly pangolin walks through the trees, the long scaly pangolin smells the breeze. Searching for termites to eat, it uses its clawed feet. It rolls up in a ball, you can’t hurt it at all.

Principal Ursula Menace

Enjoy!
(Feel I free to join the society, just tell me. I’m looking for members!)

rapper

Director Birthday-cake Pudding-Basin

Here’s the first official post of the Old Poetry and Rap Society. Feel free to join.
Halloween brings ghosts and ghouls
Halloween brings wolves that howl
Halloween brings warlocks and imps
And bubbling brews that are apt to stink!

DIRECTOR SAPPHIRE QUEST

More soon!

rapper

Director Birthday-cake Pudding-Basin

Has any one read spacboy by David WALLIMAS

OR TEL ME WHAT OTHER DAVID WALLIMAS BOOKS YOU HAVE READ

BYE

Sophia

Princess Angora O’Doughnut

I’ve read spaceboy
Did you like it?
I thought it was good
Like The other David walliams

Director Birthday-cake Pudding-Basin

ive read demon dentist rat burger boy in a dress mr stink and awfull auntie i loved them!

Coach Amazonia Armchair

There is fing, midnight gang, worlds worst children 1, 2, 3, teachers and parents and many more! Just look on google.

Professor Blossom Moonbeam

I have read ratburger

Madam Blueberry Mittens

I have read
Code name bananas

Empress Rapunzel Endeavour

Hey, I gotta challenge for my friend
Empress Mongolia Cuckoo Clock
I challenge you To a rap off
Where we both show off our stuff!

rapper

Director Birthday-cake Pudding-Basin

Alright, let’s do this!
But make it go on forever,
So this will be the longest,
Message on here EVER.

Empress Magnolia Cuckoo-Clock

Yeah, so let’s start
And you can post the first one
Just go when you’re ready
On 3 2 1!

Director Birthday-cake Pudding-Basin

Okay, here’s my first one…

Living life on Earth,
The lush blue planet,
Is a great place for us,
To inhabit.

But earth, like everyone’s
Wonderful soul,
Is delicate and precious,
We must keep it whole!

Whatever it takes,
Stand up for your home,
And remember, we all love earth,
You’re not alone!

Empress Magnolia Cuckoo-Clock

Well, yeah that’s good
To start us off
I’ll continue ’bout the world
With my rapping stuff

So, the world you say?
The big planet we live on
With us and nature
Aliens, come on , come!

But of course we must think
About our animal friends
Keep them from being extinct
So their life never ends

So your turn now
To write what you please
Maybe start a new subject
Whether it’s books or cheese!

Director Birthday-cake Pudding-Basin

I loved the Mr. Men collection! I read all of them and now reading the Little Miss collection!

Dragon

Constable Cornelius Stegosaurus

I’ve got lots of both
But not all of them together
But I still read them time to time
Wherever, whenever

Director Birthday-cake Pudding-Basin

Happy new year!!!.Did anyone see Sam Ryder rocks new year show????

Dragon

Empress Candyfloss Pinkerton

Happy New Year!
Yes I did see the show
Did you see London fireworks too?
What was the best? I don’t know…

Director Birthday-cake Pudding-Basin

Yeah. I saw him.

Viscountess Cynthia Pineapple

I did! I also read the midnight gang whilst eating brownies!

Professor Blossom Moonbeam

yeah and he’s the worst!

Senor Pirate Borchester-Smythe

Yo, I’m a rapper
And I rap about books
Anyone wanna hear
What I can do?

I can rap sun and rain
I could rap all day
Rapper number one
Rapping ’s totally fun!

If you’re ever bored
Just make a rap
And share it with people
By posting in the chat!

rapper

Director Birthday-cake Pudding-Basin

Your raps are good,
Can u do one ‘bout food?
I rapped back
But really my raps are not,
Worthy enough
To be sacked.

Your raps are fab,
But can you make one
Bout you mad or sad
Or anything with ur dad
(Or should I say ur mum)

Judge Bubbles Banana

Ok, food
That’s one I can do
Here’s a quick one
Written just for you!

The biscuit rap

Gingernuts, Borbons
Custard Creams too
A big plate of Jammy Dodgers
Sent just for you

Chocolate Chip cookies
On the sale at Tesco
Digestive Biscuits
Oh I love them so!

Hope you like it,
DBCPB
P.S. I’ll do the others next
And

Director Birthday-cake Pudding-Basin

Thank you sorry I told you to do another one about food I will explain everything but both your raps you made are amazing! Thank you so much.

Judge Bubbles Banana

Hey, I don’t mind
Doing two raps about food
It’s actually fun
Yeah, really cool!

Director Birthday-cake Pudding-Basin

Director Birthday-cake Pudding-Basin this is your rap
It’s about food for you.

It’s the foodies that I’m here for
The goodies that there are
Their really fun
But there’s a ton
So here’s some of them for you

Cookies, Caramel Fudges
More stews and weird sludges
Oranges, bananas, apples
There are a lot to tackle

Chocolate, sweeties and more
Right to the middle of the core
They’re all for you
A big crew
Of it all!

Judge Bubbles Banana

On wow, that’s a lot
If food by there
I’ll give you more food
Right now, now time to spare

Tacos and burritos
Chilli is also nice
Sushi and seafood
Which you can buy in a trice

Donuts and cake
Cookies and I’ve cream
Chocolate puddings
And that’s all the food from me!

Director Birthday-cake Pudding-Basin

Oh I’ll beat
There’s more to seafood.

Fruit and vegetables
Fresh from the trees
Do you want more
Produced by the bees

Honey they make
Another fresh steak!
That’s all the food from me
But it little it may seem

Judge Bubbles Banana

Ok, I can beat that…

Food from the baker
Bread cake and rolls
Food from the butcher
Bacon, lamb, let’s go!

Down to the farm
Where we collect our eggs
And get crops from the field
And that’s my food, yeah!

Can you beat that?
Can you beat that?
Can you beat the record?
Of the food in the chat?

Director Birthday-cake Pudding-Basin

I can indeed,
Black beans to see,
A little bit of fresh chilly,

Unicorn meat,
And cheese that smells like smelly feet,
Oh yeet

Jam rolls
Rice
They will entice.

Beat me? I bet not
Get some fresh butter from the shop,
Lovely small cupcakes
I will beat you,
I will beat you with cheesy treats.

Judge Bubbles Banana

Think you can beat me, huh?
Well think again!
Cause food, I know a lot
Starting with butter and bread

A sandwich of ham
Or cheese, or beef
Ripe red strawberries
But don’t eat the leaf

A picnic basket rap
Little cake rolls
Creamy chocolate filling
Fills up a hole

Chips for dinner
Alongside a burger
Fries in my eyes
Please, pass the pepper

So, you thought you could beat
The food that I eat?
You thought you could beat
My bread and butter and meat

Director Birthday-cake Pudding-Basin

Happy New Year!

Book girl

Baroness Iggy Armadillo

Happy New Year!

Director Birthday-cake Pudding-Basin

Merry 2023!!!!!!!!!!!!

Professor Blossom Moonbeam