Here’s another post from the Old Poetry and Rap Society!
The long, scaly pangolin walks through the trees, the long scaly pangolin smells the breeze. Searching for termites to eat, it uses its clawed feet. It rolls up in a ball, you can’t hurt it at all.
Principal Ursula Menace
Enjoy!
(Feel I free to join the society, just tell me. I’m looking for members!)
Director Birthday-cake Pudding-Basin
Here’s the first official post of the Old Poetry and Rap Society. Feel free to join.
Halloween brings ghosts and ghouls
Halloween brings wolves that howl
Halloween brings warlocks and imps
And bubbling brews that are apt to stink!
DIRECTOR SAPPHIRE QUEST
More soon!
Director Birthday-cake Pudding-Basin
Has any one read spacboy by David WALLIMAS
OR TEL ME WHAT OTHER DAVID WALLIMAS BOOKS YOU HAVE READ
BYE
Princess Angora O’Doughnut
I’ve read spaceboy
Did you like it?
I thought it was good
Like The other David walliams
Director Birthday-cake Pudding-Basin
ive read demon dentist rat burger boy in a dress mr stink and awfull auntie i loved them!
Coach Amazonia Armchair
There is fing, midnight gang, worlds worst children 1, 2, 3, teachers and parents and many more! Just look on google.
Professor Blossom Moonbeam
I have read ratburger
Madam Blueberry Mittens
I have read
Code name bananas
Empress Rapunzel Endeavour
Hey, I gotta challenge for my friend
Empress Mongolia Cuckoo Clock
I challenge you To a rap off
Where we both show off our stuff!
Director Birthday-cake Pudding-Basin
Alright, let’s do this!
But make it go on forever,
So this will be the longest,
Message on here EVER.
Empress Magnolia Cuckoo-Clock
Yeah, so let’s start
And you can post the first one
Just go when you’re ready
On 3 2 1!
Director Birthday-cake Pudding-Basin
Okay, here’s my first one…
Living life on Earth,
The lush blue planet,
Is a great place for us,
To inhabit.
But earth, like everyone’s
Wonderful soul,
Is delicate and precious,
We must keep it whole!
Whatever it takes,
Stand up for your home,
And remember, we all love earth,
You’re not alone!
Empress Magnolia Cuckoo-Clock
Well, yeah that’s good
To start us off
I’ll continue ’bout the world
With my rapping stuff
So, the world you say?
The big planet we live on
With us and nature
Aliens, come on , come!
But of course we must think
About our animal friends
Keep them from being extinct
So their life never ends
So your turn now
To write what you please
Maybe start a new subject
Whether it’s books or cheese!
Director Birthday-cake Pudding-Basin
I loved the Mr. Men collection! I read all of them and now reading the Little Miss collection!
Constable Cornelius Stegosaurus
I’ve got lots of both
But not all of them together
But I still read them time to time
Wherever, whenever
Director Birthday-cake Pudding-Basin
Happy new year!!!.Did anyone see Sam Ryder rocks new year show????
Empress Candyfloss Pinkerton
Happy New Year!
Yes I did see the show
Did you see London fireworks too?
What was the best? I don’t know…
Director Birthday-cake Pudding-Basin
Yeah. I saw him.
Viscountess Cynthia Pineapple
I did! I also read the midnight gang whilst eating brownies!
Professor Blossom Moonbeam
yeah and he’s the worst!
Senor Pirate Borchester-Smythe
Yo, I’m a rapper
And I rap about books
Anyone wanna hear
What I can do?
I can rap sun and rain
I could rap all day
Rapper number one
Rapping ’s totally fun!
If you’re ever bored
Just make a rap
And share it with people
By posting in the chat!
Director Birthday-cake Pudding-Basin
Your raps are good,
Can u do one ‘bout food?
I rapped back
But really my raps are not,
Worthy enough
To be sacked.
Your raps are fab,
But can you make one
Bout you mad or sad
Or anything with ur dad
(Or should I say ur mum)
Judge Bubbles Banana
Ok, food
That’s one I can do
Here’s a quick one
Written just for you!
The biscuit rap
Gingernuts, Borbons
Custard Creams too
A big plate of Jammy Dodgers
Sent just for you
Chocolate Chip cookies
On the sale at Tesco
Digestive Biscuits
Oh I love them so!
Hope you like it,
DBCPB
P.S. I’ll do the others next
And
Director Birthday-cake Pudding-Basin
Thank you sorry I told you to do another one about food I will explain everything but both your raps you made are amazing! Thank you so much.
Judge Bubbles Banana
Hey, I don’t mind
Doing two raps about food
It’s actually fun
Yeah, really cool!
Director Birthday-cake Pudding-Basin
Director Birthday-cake Pudding-Basin this is your rap
It’s about food for you.
It’s the foodies that I’m here for
The goodies that there are
Their really fun
But there’s a ton
So here’s some of them for you
Cookies, Caramel Fudges
More stews and weird sludges
Oranges, bananas, apples
There are a lot to tackle
Chocolate, sweeties and more
Right to the middle of the core
They’re all for you
A big crew
Of it all!
Judge Bubbles Banana
On wow, that’s a lot
If food by there
I’ll give you more food
Right now, now time to spare
Tacos and burritos
Chilli is also nice
Sushi and seafood
Which you can buy in a trice
Donuts and cake
Cookies and I’ve cream
Chocolate puddings
And that’s all the food from me!
Director Birthday-cake Pudding-Basin
Oh I’ll beat
There’s more to seafood.
Fruit and vegetables
Fresh from the trees
Do you want more
Produced by the bees
Honey they make
Another fresh steak!
That’s all the food from me
But it little it may seem
Judge Bubbles Banana
Ok, I can beat that…
Food from the baker
Bread cake and rolls
Food from the butcher
Bacon, lamb, let’s go!
Down to the farm
Where we collect our eggs
And get crops from the field
And that’s my food, yeah!
Can you beat that?
Can you beat that?
Can you beat the record?
Of the food in the chat?
Director Birthday-cake Pudding-Basin
I can indeed,
Black beans to see,
A little bit of fresh chilly,
Unicorn meat,
And cheese that smells like smelly feet,
Oh yeet
Jam rolls
Rice
They will entice.
Beat me? I bet not
Get some fresh butter from the shop,
Lovely small cupcakes
I will beat you,
I will beat you with cheesy treats.
Judge Bubbles Banana
Think you can beat me, huh?
Well think again!
Cause food, I know a lot
Starting with butter and bread
A sandwich of ham
Or cheese, or beef
Ripe red strawberries
But don’t eat the leaf
A picnic basket rap
Little cake rolls
Creamy chocolate filling
Fills up a hole
Chips for dinner
Alongside a burger
Fries in my eyes
Please, pass the pepper
So, you thought you could beat
The food that I eat?
You thought you could beat
My bread and butter and meat
Director Birthday-cake Pudding-Basin
Happy New Year!
Baroness Iggy Armadillo
Happy New Year!
Director Birthday-cake Pudding-Basin
Merry 2023!!!!!!!!!!!!
Professor Blossom Moonbeam