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What is your favourite book series:
Harry Potter
Tom Gates
Diary of a wimpy kid
Dork diaries or
Mr Gum

Merry

Queen Viper Squirrel

My favourite all the option is Diary of a Wimpy Kid.

Countess Tulip Bluebird

I love dork diares ,tom gates greg heffely and max crumbly

General Fifi Menace

Diary of a wimpy kid

Empress Cilla Astronomical

Dork diaries!

Director Birthday-cake Pudding-Basin

my favourite book series is David Walliams

Queen Jewel Ridiculous

Harry potter
Diary of a wimpy kid

Constable Kipper Supermarket

Can’t decide they’re all so good!

Anonymous

Harry potter

Countess Mildred Haystack

Diary of a Wimpy Kid for sure! What’s yours?

Madam Viper Mouse

So right

General Fifi Menace

i am more of a harry potter gal

Baroness Boadicea Glitterball

Mr gum

Baroness Blueberry Paddington

Harry Potter for sure!

Lady Sunny Armchair

hi

Sophia

Nurse Fandango Yo-yo

Hi

General Fifi Menace

Does any I e like Harry styles song like born in 1964 or water melon sugur

Cass

Queen Beryl Piccalilli

Star Reviewer

Yes

Anonymous

oh great i live him to

Queen Beryl Piccalilli

Hello, some books are not opening for me to read. Also, are the books 6 lines at most, they seem very short

Book girl

Anonymous

It’s like a little teaser if you want to read you have to find the book yourself

Anonymous

You don’t read the books on here, you read them at home then add them on to the website

Countess Mildred Haystack

Hey there , just a random rhyme
Just a way too pass the time
With some news of far away
I have come to brighten your day!

First of all, no shouting out
Guess who’s back up and about?
Empress Magnolia Cuckoo Clock
I know, I know! What a shock!

Now as you may not know this person
She is rather great!
We used to be close friends
But it’s been such a wait!

Now some of you may not know me
For I have been away too long!
But I am a rapper, I am Birthday Cake!
So listen to my song!

Anyway, I’m going now!
So Toodles and goodbye!
See ya later, let’s be friends
But just for now, goodnight!

rapper

Director Birthday-cake Pudding-Basin

Yo this be epic mate

Anonymous

Hey thanks,
It passes time
It’s quite fun
You should try

Director Birthday-cake Pudding-Basin

How do you do it

General Fifi Menace

Well, if you want I’ll teach you
Just pick an easy word, like cat
Then rhyme it with another
Just like that!

You can do many different types!
And always it is right!

Some poems don’t rhyme
But they go
On
And on
And on
And on!

Sometimes all the lines rhyme
The first, second, third and fourth line!
Sometimes but not all the time
But all the poetry doth shine!

Now have a go!
Make it quick
Funny or sad
Use imagination and wit!

Here’s some easy rhyming words:
You, do, food, cool
Me, read, tea, tee hee
Books, looks, cooks, nooks
Fire, wire, liar, tire
Soon, platoon, doom, zoom
Cat, bat, rat, that
Bun, fun, sun, run

So like, so the first line
Then do another ending with cat
Then do another not rhyming
Then another like that!

Director Birthday-cake Pudding-Basin

Wow, it’s amazing! I could never do this stuff!

Countess Mildred Haystack

Yep, thanks
My talent you see
Is to make my words rhyme
While you write books for people to read!

Director Birthday-cake Pudding-Basin

Wow!

Countess Mildred Haystack

Well, ya know
I had the same reaction
When I saw Cats Take Control
Which is jam packed full of action!

Director Birthday-cake Pudding-Basin

Yay!!

Countess Mildred Haystack

I’m looking forward to the rest!
It is so good, that’s a fact
Cats Take Control
By amazing Countess Mildred Haystack!

Director Birthday-cake Pudding-Basin

Don’t worry it’s coming soon!

Countess Mildred Haystack

Well, I hope so!
But no pressure, friend
I don’t want you to rush
Take your time, work hard for the end!

Director Birthday-cake Pudding-Basin

Ok thanks

Countess Mildred Haystack

You’re so talented!

Senorita Rose Possum

Thanks, Rosie Possum
Really means a lot!
You should try!
Yeah, give it a shot!

Director Birthday-cake Pudding-Basin

Thanks a lot
you’re so kind and sweet!
now it’s time for me to
hit the beat!

Senorita Rose Possum

Yeah, you got it!
C’mon, c’mon!
You’re a natural!
You can’t go wrong!

Director Birthday-cake Pudding-Basin

What are your favourite pizza toppings?

Please reply.

Laila

Senorita Beany Moonlight

Ham and pineapple on pizza

Director Birthday-cake Pudding-Basin

Agreed

General Fifi Menace

Yah

Director Birthday-cake Pudding-Basin

salami and chillies

Empress Cilla Astronomical

Salami Spice!

Director Birthday-cake Pudding-Basin

nice

Empress Cilla Astronomical

Meatfeat or Bolognese

Countess Majorca Bacon-slicer

I love meatfeast

Director Birthday-cake Pudding-Basin

Yeah. It’s yummy!

Countess Majorca Bacon-slicer

My brother doesn’t like it. I’m just like, what!?

Director Birthday-cake Pudding-Basin

I know, right! That’s just crazy! What pizza flavour does he like instead?

Countess Majorca Bacon-slicer

He likes pepperoni. Which is also good! He will eat meatfeast, but he says the sausage tastes weird.

Director Birthday-cake Pudding-Basin

Mine is sausage slice and cheese and ham
My mum’s is mushrooms

Constable Kipper Supermarket

Sausage

Director Birthday-cake Pudding-Basin

Pepperoni

Countess Mildred Haystack

A good classic

Director Birthday-cake Pudding-Basin

Sweetcorn and cheese

Baroness Blueberry Paddington

Who has seen Wicked.

If you have please like.

Laila

Senorita Beany Moonlight

Anyone like bad guys if so reply or like

Callum

Anonymous

The film?

General Fifi Menace

the book

Anonymous