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Dragon

Ambassador Pudsey Wheeliebin

How is everyone with their reading challenge? If it’s going great, please like and if otherwise please comment!

Sophia

Princess Tulip Nuggets

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Dragon

Ambassador Pudsey Wheeliebin

Hello everyone ! Remember my competiton it still on send it your best jokes ! For me to annouce a winner ! That I will put the winning jokes on my messages page!

Good luck!

Maya

Baroness Blossom Quest

Star Reviewer

Hello everyone, does anyone know how to achive the star reviewer badge ?? Thank you !

Maya

Baroness Blossom Quest

Star Reviewer

Dogs are the best thing in the world !
Like this message if you like dogs !!!

Maya

Baroness Blossom Quest

Star Reviewer

dog

Ambassador Pudsey Wheeliebin

me agre iam dog boy

Ambassador Pudsey Wheeliebin

I really want to own a dog but a all ready have a hamster

Senorita Viper Manatee

dogs

Ambassador Pudsey Wheeliebin

I love them!

Countess Peaches Astronomical

Or Cats

Queen Amazonia Elephant

Sorry, Baroness Blossom Quest!

I am a big fan of cats.
They are so cute.
Their adorable eyes and fluffy fur

Soz…

I like cats!

Doctor Peanuts Mouse

I like cats more than dogs

Commander Race-car Ridiculous

i hate dogs!

General Flossy Borchester-Smythe

I like dogs and cats

Madam Heroica Birdbath

cats a tiny bit more

Madam Heroica Birdbath

Rabbits are the best for me but I do not have any because I am scared that they would bite me that is why I do not want a pet

Master River Pendragon

They don’t. Honestly. Honestly. They are cute and fluffy and they don’t bite

Doctor Quicksand Sausage-Roll

oh okay

Master River Pendragon

I was gonna get one

Doctor Quicksand Sausage-Roll

Who doesn’t like dogs?

Nurse Mildred Ridiculous

I like cats more

Queen Amazonia Elephant

A big dog literally chased me around in a park, so na.

Queen Peaches Piccalilli

Or sometimes they are afraid ! Not all other dogs are like that !

Baroness Blossom Quest

or you are i can get a little bit scared

Dona Panther Luther

They are really nice it is just that sometimes they get a bit annoyed !

Baroness Blossom Quest

I guess. Can we be friends?

Queen Peaches Piccalilli

Yes ! But we do not give each other any personal information! Hello!

Baroness Blossom Quest

like this message if u like rocks.

Superintendent Muscles Mozzarella

U cant like replys

Director Phoenix Sequins

they are the best things

Principal Tulip Pennyfarthing

Both cats and dogs are nice

General Muscles Custard

yes dogs !!

Dona Panther Luther

i have read 10 out of the 16 i set my self

Norman

Lieutenant Bart Gravy

ok

Ambassador Pudsey Wheeliebin

Cool
can you keep messaging me please

Madam Heroica Birdbath

ok i will start now

Lieutenant Bart Gravy

yes i will madam heroica birdbath

Lieutenant Bart Gravy

yeah

thanks Lieutenant Bart Gravy
can i call you Bart Gravy???
and then you can call me Heroica or Madam Heroica

Madam Heroica Birdbath

Well done you.

Queen Aspidistra Lavalamp

Wow!!!

Principal Tulip Pennyfarthing

that is very good but every time I go to the library i get 18 books. sometimes I get less.
what tipe of books do you read?

Duchess Ursula Gormenghast

Diary of a Wimpy Kid

Lieutenant Bart Gravy

Well done!

Director Candyfloss Vesuvius

I’ve got a competition for the best riddle sent to me winner gets a shout out!!!!!!!!

rocketman

Explorer Itchy Porridge-Oats

dose the winer get to be your friend?

Ambassador Pudsey Wheeliebin

whats in the middle of PARIS.
R

Ambassador Pudsey Wheeliebin

What has a body, but no legs, no arms either. It has skin but no bones. It is cold most of the time, and when it’s warm it is in pieces. What is it?

Lord Augustus Astronomical

what has two hands a face but no body?

A clock

Nurse Rose Sofa

1.A bus driver was heading down a busy street in the city. He went past 3 signs without stopping, went through a small road and answered a message on his phone. But the bus driver didn’t break any traffic laws. How?

2.Starts with M, Ends with X and has a never ending amount of letters. What is this?

3. Which word becomes shorter when you add 2 letters to it.

Countess Panther Wellington

What’s a shout out?

Madam Heroica Birdbath

What is the difference between a cat and a comma?
One has claws at the end of its paws The other is a pause at the end of a clause!!
Hope you like it ^^

Dame Esmerelda Biscuits

What’s a shout out ??

Madam Heroica Birdbath

Its basicly where you talk about them for there hard work,

Dame Bijou Foxtail

Oh thanks for that

Madam Heroica Birdbath

do you wanna chat a lot? not many people message me

Madam Heroica Birdbath

Q: You think your in a box, there is nothing exept you inside the box, how do you get out of the box?

A: Stop thinking!

Dame Bijou Foxtail

Okay. What starts on four legs, then two and finally three? I bet you can’t guess that!

Queen Peaches Piccalilli

A baby a man and a grandparent

Count Dragon Bookmark

A human?

Dame Bijou Foxtail

yes

Queen Peaches Piccalilli

nice!

Superintendent Muscles Mozzarella

What’s a ghosts favourite sweet?
I scream

Dona Birthday-cake Peanut-butter

Thats a joke

Dame Bijou Foxtail

Two people were born at the same moment.
They have the same mother and father.
They are not twins.
How is that possible?

Lord Slip Vegas

Are they siblings then?

General Muscles Custard

No, they are not siblings or twins, they are in a triplet but the the third child is not mentioned!

Lord Slip Vegas

Are they siblings then?

General Muscles Custard

Yes, sibling but in a 3 so you can call them siblings.

Lord Slip Vegas

A woman goes to a café and orders a cup of coffee.
She drinks half of it and leaves.
Later, it’s discovered that the coffee was poisoned.
However, only the people who drank it all died.

Why didn’t the woman die?

Lord Slip Vegas

A man lives on the 10th floor of a building.
Every day, he takes the elevator down to the ground floor to go to work.
When he comes back, he takes the elevator to the 7th floor and walks up the stairs to the 10th floor.
Why does he do this?

Lord Slip Vegas

He wanted to move his legs a bit?

General Muscles Custard

No, he was too short to reach the 10nth floor.

Lord Slip Vegas

What has 8 wheels and flies

A garbage truck

Doctor Rapper Glitterball

Hi explorer Itchy Porridge-oats,

I have a great one for u. A man rode to town on Saturday. He stayed for 4 days. He left on Friday. How is this possible?

Bye.

Senorita Beany Moonlight