give me ups
Ambassador Pudsey Wheeliebin
How is everyone with their reading challenge? If it’s going great, please like and if otherwise please comment!
Princess Tulip Nuggets
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Ambassador Pudsey Wheeliebin
Hello everyone ! Remember my competiton it still on send it your best jokes ! For me to annouce a winner ! That I will put the winning jokes on my messages page!
Good luck!
Baroness Blossom Quest
Star Reviewer
Hello everyone, does anyone know how to achive the star reviewer badge ?? Thank you !
Baroness Blossom Quest
Star Reviewer
Dogs are the best thing in the world !
Like this message if you like dogs !!!
Baroness Blossom Quest
Star Reviewer
dog
Ambassador Pudsey Wheeliebin
me agre iam dog boy
Ambassador Pudsey Wheeliebin
I really want to own a dog but a all ready have a hamster
Senorita Viper Manatee
dogs
Ambassador Pudsey Wheeliebin
I love them!
Countess Peaches Astronomical
Or Cats
Queen Amazonia Elephant
Sorry, Baroness Blossom Quest!
I am a big fan of cats.
They are so cute.
Their adorable eyes and fluffy fur
Soz…
I like cats!
Doctor Peanuts Mouse
I like cats more than dogs
Commander Race-car Ridiculous
i hate dogs!
General Flossy Borchester-Smythe
I like dogs and cats
Madam Heroica Birdbath
cats a tiny bit more
Madam Heroica Birdbath
Rabbits are the best for me but I do not have any because I am scared that they would bite me that is why I do not want a pet
Master River Pendragon
They don’t. Honestly. Honestly. They are cute and fluffy and they don’t bite
Doctor Quicksand Sausage-Roll
oh okay
Master River Pendragon
I was gonna get one
Doctor Quicksand Sausage-Roll
Who doesn’t like dogs?
Nurse Mildred Ridiculous
I like cats more
Queen Amazonia Elephant
A big dog literally chased me around in a park, so na.
Queen Peaches Piccalilli
Or sometimes they are afraid ! Not all other dogs are like that !
Baroness Blossom Quest
or you are i can get a little bit scared
Dona Panther Luther
They are really nice it is just that sometimes they get a bit annoyed !
Baroness Blossom Quest
I guess. Can we be friends?
Queen Peaches Piccalilli
Yes ! But we do not give each other any personal information! Hello!
Baroness Blossom Quest
like this message if u like rocks.
Superintendent Muscles Mozzarella
U cant like replys
Director Phoenix Sequins
they are the best things
Principal Tulip Pennyfarthing
Both cats and dogs are nice
General Muscles Custard
yes dogs !!
Dona Panther Luther
i have read 10 out of the 16 i set my self
Lieutenant Bart Gravy
ok
Ambassador Pudsey Wheeliebin
Cool
can you keep messaging me please
Madam Heroica Birdbath
ok i will start now
Lieutenant Bart Gravy
yes i will madam heroica birdbath
Lieutenant Bart Gravy
yeah
thanks Lieutenant Bart Gravy
can i call you Bart Gravy???
and then you can call me Heroica or Madam Heroica
Madam Heroica Birdbath
Well done you.
Queen Aspidistra Lavalamp
Wow!!!
Principal Tulip Pennyfarthing
that is very good but every time I go to the library i get 18 books. sometimes I get less.
what tipe of books do you read?
Duchess Ursula Gormenghast
Diary of a Wimpy Kid
Lieutenant Bart Gravy
Well done!
Director Candyfloss Vesuvius
I’ve got a competition for the best riddle sent to me winner gets a shout out!!!!!!!!
Explorer Itchy Porridge-Oats
dose the winer get to be your friend?
Ambassador Pudsey Wheeliebin
whats in the middle of PARIS.
R
Ambassador Pudsey Wheeliebin
What has a body, but no legs, no arms either. It has skin but no bones. It is cold most of the time, and when it’s warm it is in pieces. What is it?
Lord Augustus Astronomical
what has two hands a face but no body?
A clock
Nurse Rose Sofa
1.A bus driver was heading down a busy street in the city. He went past 3 signs without stopping, went through a small road and answered a message on his phone. But the bus driver didn’t break any traffic laws. How?
2.Starts with M, Ends with X and has a never ending amount of letters. What is this?
3. Which word becomes shorter when you add 2 letters to it.
Countess Panther Wellington
What’s a shout out?
Madam Heroica Birdbath
What is the difference between a cat and a comma?
One has claws at the end of its paws The other is a pause at the end of a clause!!
Hope you like it ^^
Dame Esmerelda Biscuits
What’s a shout out ??
Madam Heroica Birdbath
Its basicly where you talk about them for there hard work,
Dame Bijou Foxtail
Oh thanks for that
Madam Heroica Birdbath
do you wanna chat a lot? not many people message me
Madam Heroica Birdbath
Q: You think your in a box, there is nothing exept you inside the box, how do you get out of the box?
A: Stop thinking!
Dame Bijou Foxtail
Okay. What starts on four legs, then two and finally three? I bet you can’t guess that!
Queen Peaches Piccalilli
A baby a man and a grandparent
Count Dragon Bookmark
A human?
Dame Bijou Foxtail
yes
Queen Peaches Piccalilli
nice!
Superintendent Muscles Mozzarella
What’s a ghosts favourite sweet?
I scream
Dona Birthday-cake Peanut-butter
Thats a joke
Dame Bijou Foxtail
Two people were born at the same moment.
They have the same mother and father.
They are not twins.
How is that possible?
Lord Slip Vegas
Are they siblings then?
General Muscles Custard
No, they are not siblings or twins, they are in a triplet but the the third child is not mentioned!
Lord Slip Vegas
Are they siblings then?
General Muscles Custard
Yes, sibling but in a 3 so you can call them siblings.
Lord Slip Vegas
A woman goes to a café and orders a cup of coffee.
She drinks half of it and leaves.
Later, it’s discovered that the coffee was poisoned.
However, only the people who drank it all died.
Why didn’t the woman die?
Lord Slip Vegas
A man lives on the 10th floor of a building.
Every day, he takes the elevator down to the ground floor to go to work.
When he comes back, he takes the elevator to the 7th floor and walks up the stairs to the 10th floor.
Why does he do this?
Lord Slip Vegas
He wanted to move his legs a bit?
General Muscles Custard
No, he was too short to reach the 10nth floor.
Lord Slip Vegas
What has 8 wheels and flies
A garbage truck
Doctor Rapper Glitterball
Hi explorer Itchy Porridge-oats,
I have a great one for u. A man rode to town on Saturday. He stayed for 4 days. He left on Friday. How is this possible?
Bye.
Senorita Beany Moonlight