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Charlie

Director Wanda Wellington

Welcome back Director Wanda Wellington

Coach Angel Vesuvius

Thanks

Director Wanda Wellington

your welcome!

Coach Angel Vesuvius

Glad you’re back!!!

Madam Wanda Bungalow

Thanks

Director Wanda Wellington

How do I change my name on my profile?

Laila

Lady Mildred Waltzer

I don’t think you can

Anonymous

I’m not so sure if you can, sorry.

Madam Wanda Bungalow

Absolutely no idea

Doctor Quicksand Sausage-Roll

I think you press the button that says ‘Edit profile’, and then you remake your profile. But I don’t think you should change your name – I like it.

Judge Tulip Borneo

Hey, everyone! I had a wonderful Christmas and New Year, and I hope you did too! We watched all of The Lord of The Rings movies, and played The Lord of the Rings Risk, and we made coconut mice, marshmallow snowmen, and gingerbread men! We also watched Give Us A Clue!

Cinnamon

Countess Majorca Bacon-slicer

Star Reviewer

Nice?!

Coach Angel Vesuvius

Definitely!!

Countess Majorca Bacon-slicer

yeah?!

Coach Angel Vesuvius

Totally!!

Countess Majorca Bacon-slicer

Omg that sounds so fun!!! I know the Lord of the rings movies r so so good, but I haven’t watched them yet. They are my dad’s favourite films tho! So does lord of the rings risk take a really long time? Cause the version of risk I know takes at leat 2 hrs!

Madam Wanda Bungalow

I totally was! I’m pretty sure The Lord Of The Rings movies are my dad’s favourites too! He loves the book! The Lord Of The Rings Risk really does take a long time, but thankfully the ring moves off the board eventually, so it can’t go on forever!

Countess Majorca Bacon-slicer

Don’t you remember we saw lord of the rings risk in the boot of someone’s car in the Christmas car journey to our gran and grandpas house???

Doctor Quicksand Sausage-Roll

Ummmm… Have you mixed me up with someone else?

Countess Majorca Bacon-slicer

No, I was just saying that to madam Wanda bungalow – she’s my sister.

Doctor Quicksand Sausage-Roll

Ah, I see, sorry! I really love, love, love everything that Tolkien wrote!

Countess Majorca Bacon-slicer

Me too!

Madam Wanda Bungalow

Did you know he was friends with C.S. Lewis and Roger Lancelyn Green?

Countess Majorca Bacon-slicer

I knew he was friends with C.S Lewis, but not with Roger Lancelyn Green! I’ve heard of him, but remind me what books did he write again?

Madam Wanda Bungalow

Well, he didn’t exactly write the Robin Hood story, but he wrote one of the most well-known versions of it! And he also wrote King Arthur and His Knights of the Round Table, and Tales of the Greek Heroes!

Countess Majorca Bacon-slicer

Ohhhhhhhh, of course! I knew him from ‘the knights of the round table’ which I read when I was 8! I didn’t really understand it then though, so I’m going to re read it soon.

Madam Wanda Bungalow

Good idea! I think I’ll read it again as well, it’s been a looooong time since I last read it! :-D

Countess Majorca Bacon-slicer

There’s a lot of books which I keep wanting to reread but never get round to- I guess it’s because my relatives keep giving me books! It’s kind of funny!!!

Madam Wanda Bungalow

Oh, I know! I keep finding tons of really nice books in charity shops that are really cheap, so my stack of books to read gets higher and higher! XD

Countess Majorca Bacon-slicer

Wow, nice! My mum doesn’t normally let me get books from charity shops unless I REALLY want them, because she’s afraid I’ll just end up having so many books I won’t be able to get in my room!!!

Madam Wanda Bungalow

Wow, really?? I try to restrict myself, but sometimes I see a really nice edition of a book I like, and I just HAVE to get it! I think I own at least fifty books now, and I’ve got twenty out from the library!

Countess Majorca Bacon-slicer

Oh I mean I think I own about 220 books or something bc when I lived in Senegal, I got LOADS and LOADS of books because there wasn’t much else to do! And then my younger sisters got about 80 as well!

Madam Wanda Bungalow

Oh wow, you must have so many bookshelves!!! And you lived in Senegal?? That is SO awesome!!

Countess Majorca Bacon-slicer

I know I do! I’ve got a whole massive bookshelf which holds most of my books, but then I also have a shelf in the living room as well! And yes I did lounge in senegal for 5 and a half years- my parents were missionaries there. It was so awesome!!!!!!

Madam Wanda Bungalow

Wow, I have one shelf of a small bookshelf, and then a MASSIVE stack of books next to it!! (We don’t have much space for bookshelves in our flat!)

I’d love to go to Senegal, it sounds so cool!!! :-D

Countess Majorca Bacon-slicer

Ok fair enough I guess flats are sometimes tricky to fit books in! And yes, Senegal was AMAZING. Part of my brain is really sad I don’t still live there, although England is also awesome. The best time of my life was there- in lockdown I was staying in this apartment block place (It was on the same site as the place my dad worked) and my best friend (Also a missionary kid) was also staying there! So we spent weeks and weeks playing together! It was so fun

Madam Wanda Bungalow

SO true!! :-P

Oh, wow, that sounds so nice! :-O I really wanna go to Senegal sometime! It sounds amazing! :-D It’s great when you live close to your friends!
:-D

I have a question now, though: how many countries have you lived in? I’ve lived in two different cities in England, but I’ve never lived in another country!

Countess Majorca Bacon-slicer

Yes it was really lovely!
So, I’ve lived in England, France and Senegal. I don’t really remember living in France though because I was only about 2 then. The only 2 things I do remember are really random: some brightly coloured bins and the smell of some paint! I know; super weird =)
What’s your earliest memory?

Madam Wanda Bungalow

That’s really nice! I’d love to live in France, or Argentina! Oh, wow, that is pretty random! Sometimes your brain DOES just pick a random thing, though! Brightly coloured bins… Is that something they have a lot of in France? (Having never been there, I really don’t know!)

I think my earliest memory is of one of my uncles reading to me from a fairy tales book! I quite like that memory, it kinda gives me a warm feeling inside. :-)

Countess Majorca Bacon-slicer

I know right, it does! I think it’s probably because I went to put stuff in the bin most days for like a year, so it’s kind of stuck with me ever since! And I don’t think they do, it probably just had graffiti on or something. The memory’s so vague I barely remember what colour it was anyway! Red, maybe…. Who knows?

That’s a really sweet first memory, I love it! I wish I had a nice first memory like that, it’s kind of weird just telling people about bins!

Madam Wanda Bungalow

I think that things that the things you do every single day are some of the deepest memories you can have! Oh, I see, that’s cool! Some of my oldest memories just turn into a screenshot, or like a scene from a movie!

Aw, thank you! I think my uncle used to read to me a lot, which is probably why I remember it so clearly, and, as you saw those bins so much, that’s probably why you remember them a lot!

Countess Majorca Bacon-slicer

Yes, they probably are. My problem is I get confused whether I’m remembering something or if it’s just a dream, so I might even have an earlier memory then that! Who knows?

That’s cute, it’s nice to have relatives who you can see lots! Must of mine live the other side of the country really sadly. It means that I don’t get to see them as much, but I think it makes the times you do see them more special

Madam Wanda Bungalow

Wow, we have so many things in common, as that happens to me so much!! I’ll think of something, and then it’s like, Wait, did that actually happen to me, or was it just a dream?

I know, I’m really lucky in that way! I really get to see them a lot! :-) I hope you get to see your relatives soon!

Countess Majorca Bacon-slicer

Yes I know, it’s really annoying especially when i tell someone I did something then I realise afterwards, ‘Hang on a sec did that actually happen?’ So confusing!

Madam Wanda Bungalow

So, so true!! Sometimes I think I ‘remember’ stuff from when we lived in a different flat, but then it turns out to be just a dream-memory! :-P

Countess Majorca Bacon-slicer

Funny! So how old were you when you moved?

Madam Wanda Bungalow

I think we moved pretty soon after my sixth birthday, so I only remember small bits, and they tend to be a bit blurry!

Countess Majorca Bacon-slicer

Ok, fair enough. I think for most people they only start to form proper memories after the age of 5 or 6. I guess that is true for me, but then a lot of my life happened before I was 6- moving to Senegal, moving houses, starting school, learning French exetera. But yes, I think maybe your brain just doesn’t really form the memory part of it till you’re 6 or whatever!

Madam Wanda Bungalow

Sorry I meant live not lounge!?

Madam Wanda Bungalow

I do remember, but that’s SO random!!!

Madam Wanda Bungalow

Cool

Director Wanda Wellington

To-ta-ll-y!!!

Countess Majorca Bacon-slicer

Yeah

Director Wanda Wellington

thank you sooo much

Coach Angel Vesuvius

You’re so welcome!!!

Countess Majorca Bacon-slicer

Oh, that sounds so fun! I hope you enjoyed it.

Judge Tulip Borneo

Yes, I had a wonderful Christmas, and I hope you did too!

Countess Majorca Bacon-slicer

Thanks! What did you do for New Year?

Judge Tulip Borneo

We stayed up till midnight, and at midnight, we ate a grape for every bong of Big Ben!

Countess Majorca Bacon-slicer

Wait, you were in London? Cool! Also, that sounds really fun!

Madam Wanda Bungalow

Actually, we weren’t in London, (though we are going on a trip there this summer! :-D) we just listened to it on YouTube. It was still so nice, though! :-)

Countess Majorca Bacon-slicer

I have only watched the first lord of the rings movie! Hope you enjoyed christmas.

Anonymous

You’ve watched The Fellowship Of The Ring? Did you like it? My favourite characters are Merry and Legolas!

Countess Majorca Bacon-slicer

Oh yes I love merry from the books! He’s so funny!

Madam Wanda Bungalow

I know, right? I also really like Arwen, she’s one of the best elf characters ever!

Countess Majorca Bacon-slicer

Oh, and also Arwen, I really like Arwen.

Countess Majorca Bacon-slicer

Coconut mice?! Tell me more! :)

Judge Tulip Borneo

They’re just made of a coconut mixture, made into a vague mouse shape, with a strawberry lace for a tail, and little silver chocolate balls for eyes!

Countess Majorca Bacon-slicer

How did they taste? I would love to try one of those.

Judge Tulip Borneo

They were delicious! They’re pretty easy to make, just dessicated coconut, mixed with condensed milk, and icing sugar, and with the decorations I mentioned before on top! I totally recommend them, unless you don’t like coconut!

Countess Majorca Bacon-slicer

Nice

Madam Wanda Bungalow

They super were!!

Countess Majorca Bacon-slicer

Crickey! U got a lot of replies

Doctor Quicksand Sausage-Roll

I know! It makes me feel sooo happy that I have so many friends!!

Countess Majorca Bacon-slicer

I’ve also got loads o’ friends

Doctor Quicksand Sausage-Roll

I can’t list them all, or rank them, because they’re all so nice!

Countess Majorca Bacon-slicer

Hey friends
The winner for the riddles is going to be announced.
Congratulations King Hank Paddington.
The answer is feather.
Stay tuned for more riddles.
See ya!

Sophia

Duchess Cupcake Mildew

Good job King Hank Paddington

Coach Angel Vesuvius

Well done!!!

Madam Wanda Bungalow

I said feather too so do I win too

Prince Cornelius Squirrel

Actually i wanted to see who answered first. and you are 2nd. try next time. i have already posted the riddle.

Duchess Cupcake Mildew

I think it was whoever says it first

Madam Wanda Bungalow

Ok

Prince Cornelius Squirrel

happy new year everyone!!!!!!!!

Maggie

Director Phoenix Sequins

Have an Amazing 2025

Countess Phoenix Pendragon

Happy New Year everyone Have an amazing 2025!!!!!!

Countess Phoenix Pendragon

Have good new year and god give us great year (2025).

Coach Angel Vesuvius

Have a great 2125!!!

Madam Wanda Bungalow

Hey guys!!! I’m back!(Well,I mean,probs loads of u don’t no who I am, but I messaged quite a lot in the summer reading challenge!) I’m so sorry I haven’t messaged before now, I completely 4got winter mini challenge was a thing, but im here now! Are Countess Mildred Haystack and Marjorica Bacon-Slicer still here?

stopwatchlady

Madam Wanda Bungalow

Star Reviewer

I don’t think so

Major Unicorn Possum

Wait you dont think what?

Madam Wanda Bungalow

I forgot about it as well, and only just remembered. I’m so glad you’re back, I missed you! (You probably don’t know who I am, because I changed my name – I used to be Officer Pixie Squirrel.)

Judge Tulip Borneo

Oh I know you!!! Cool!!! U messaged a lot and u were really nice.

Madam Wanda Bungalow

Thanks! You’re really nice too.

Judge Tulip Borneo

I red 14 books in 1 day

Dragon

General Cornetto Teacup

Omg well done u that is very impressive!!!

Madam Wanda Bungalow

My answer to question 1 is a feather

Dragon

General Cornetto Teacup

Guys i’m soo sorry i didn’t check your answers. Send your answers in the replying chats soo i could see them. Try riddle 2.

Duchess Cupcake Mildew

Don’t worry about it, all is forgiven and thanks for the update, i
Will definitely try riddle No. 2

General Cornetto Teacup