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What’s your best joke? Reply and tag this:
#Professor Aspidistra Sherbet’s joke contest!
3 winners will be announced in 3 days, so send in your jokes quickly!

Laila

Professor Aspidistra Sherbet

Knock knock
Who’s there?
Europe
Europe who?
No you’re a poo!

Say it, it will make sense!

Madam Wanda Bungalow

How do you make a witch itch?

Just take out the ‘w’!

Queen Gloriana Hungry-Hippo

#Proffessor Apidistra Sherbet’s joke contest

Queen Gloriana Hungry-Hippo

Why did the boy eat his homework?

Because his teacher said it was a piece of cake!

Queen Gloriana Hungry-Hippo

#Proffessor Apidistra Sherbet’s joke contest!

Queen Gloriana Hungry-Hippo

I gave my friend a map and a dart I said wherever you manage to throw the dart we will go on holiday for three weeks turns out I am spending three weeks behind my fridge !

#Professor Apidistra Sherbert’s joke contest !

Principal Tuesday Lavalamp

change : 1 week

Professor Aspidistra Sherbet

6..7

Viscount Carnaby Colly-Wobbles

pls respond or else there will be no one to give a shoutout to

Professor Aspidistra Sherbet

Why do pirates never learn the alphabet?

Because the spend years at sea ©

Coach Agnetha Bottlenose

Hey Guys, what’s you’re favourite book? And what did you vote for? I vted for The Dodo.

Laila

Professor Aspidistra Sherbet

I voted for the wooly mammoth and my favourite book is Super Slueth by David Walliams.

Judge Pixie Mittens

I didden’t vote for the Dodo.

Inspector Aardvark Satellite

I like the Secret of Spiggy holes and I voted for the Woolly mammoth

Coach Agnetha Bottlenose

same woolly mammoth

Officer Diamond Partridge

i call voldermort a BALDY

Leprechaun

Director Cilla Palm-tree

i like harry potter muhahahahahhahah

Leprechaun

Director Cilla Palm-tree

Um ok…….

Madam Wanda Bungalow

Bruh

Judge Pixie Mittens

So do I

Coach Agnetha Bottlenose

AYYYYYYYYYYYYYY IM BACK

Leprechaun

Director Cilla Palm-tree

hiiiiiiiiiiii EVERYONE IM BACK REMEMBER ME DIRECTOR CILLIA PALM TREEE

Leprechaun

Director Cilla Palm-tree

Oh noooooooo

Madam Wanda Bungalow

How could I forget

Queen Gloriana Hungry-Hippo

Could I be friends with you

Coach Agnetha Bottlenose

YES u remember me

Director Cilla Palm-tree

Totally

Coach Agnetha Bottlenose

67 is soooooo cringe and old

Leprechaun

Director Cilla Palm-tree

hi why is everyone OBSESSED WITH 67 ITS JUST NUMBERS 6 AND 7

Leprechaun

Director Cilla Palm-tree

I know right!

Professor Aspidistra Sherbet

Round of applause! 10/10! 120%! A for effort!

Professor Aspidistra Sherbet

Thank you

Director Cilla Palm-tree

though to be fair it is pointless

Professor Aspidistra Sherbet

No idea

Coach Agnetha Bottlenose

I Know

Director Cilla Palm-tree