Childrens Messages | Summer Reading Challenge

Hi again. just asking who here has a pet or really wants one?

Countess Peaches Astronomical

Ambassador Pudsey Wheeliebin

I’ve got a pet cat. Do you have any pets of you’re own?

Duchess Ursula Gormenghast

1 dog 1 bunny

Countess Peaches Astronomical

i have 2 cats

General Flossy Borchester-Smythe

I have two cats

Dame Esmerelda Biscuits

I would really love a cat, or a lizard, or a fish, or even a parrot to be fair

Lord Augustus Astronomical

I do!

Madam Heroica Birdbath

I have one dog named Tommy!

Baroness Blossom Quest

I want some fish

Queen Aspidistra Lavalamp

I have a pet rat he doesn’t bite!Well me anyways…

Doctor Iggy Jellybaby

2 Year old tabby cat Jam. She is adorbes!!

Officer Iguana Tinkle

I have3

General Petunia Peninsula

I want one so bad

Dona Birthday-cake Peanut-butter

Hello everyone ! I have a competition for all of you !! Send me all of your best jokes ! Entries close on the 10th of August 2025 ! From today you have 11 days to send me your best jokes !
I will pick a winner !
Best of luck !!

Baroness Blossom Quest

Star Reviewer

Why did the chicken jump over the moon? To get to the other side!

Doctor Quicksand Sausage-Roll

Hello everyone how are you doing ? I am on my summer holidays at the moment ! Are you ?

Baroness Blossom Quest

Star Reviewer

Dona Birthday-cake Peanut-butter

Doctor Quicksand Sausage-Roll

Hello everyone how are you doing ? Are you on your school holidays ? I am !

Baroness Blossom Quest

Star Reviewer

Hello everyone! A question, what books are you currently all reading? I am reading one called With Malice :D

Dame Esmerelda Biscuits

When things went wild by Tom Mitchel

Principal Tuesday Lavalamp

Harry potter

Fairy Agnetha Waxwork

I am on a book about Steve Backshall ! Hope you enjoy your book !

Baroness Blossom Quest

Cool, and thx, I hope you do too!

Dame Esmerelda Biscuits

Is that book Tiger wars I read it it’s so good ! : D

Principal Tuesday Lavalamp

I’m reading Groosham Grange!

Countess Majorca Bacon-slicer

Diary of a wimpy kid old school

Lieutenant Bart Gravy

I’m reading ghost tide.

Duchess Ursula Gormenghast

I am reading Adventure Island

Coach Agnetha Bottlenose

I am currently reading Falling hook, line and sinker, the last book in the Electra Brown series. It’s a really good series , you should try it.

Principal Peaches Partridge

I am reading falling hook line and sinker by Helen Bailey

Principal Peaches Partridge

I’m reading quite a lot but here’s one:Dork Diary’s Puppy Love

Doctor Iggy Jellybaby

Dog man

Dona Birthday-cake Peanut-butter

Hello everyone how are you doing ? How many books have you all read ? Please reply !!!!

Baroness Blossom Quest

Star Reviewer

I have read at least 20 books !

Officer Angora Tyrannosaurus

Well done ! Keep up the good work !

Baroness Blossom Quest

nice!

Ambassador Poseidon Submarine

Thank you for your supporte

Officer Angora Tyrannosaurus

I have read 56 so far

Dame Esmerelda Biscuits

Explorer Itchy Porridge-Oats

100

Fairy Agnetha Waxwork

Lieutenant Bart Gravy

In the summer reading challenge 2025 i have read 33

Principal Tuesday Lavalamp

7 all of harry potter books

Empress Pansy Jumpsuit

4/5

Ambassador Poseidon Submarine

General Cynthia Hammersmith

Dame Bijou Foxtail

Books indeed

Doctor Quicksand Sausage-Roll

Hi guys,

After reading all your jokes I have decided on a winner. Thank u all so much for entering.

But now time for the Winner. It is … Madam Kangaroo Bertrand. I loved her joke and here it is. What do u call a guy with no nose or body?
…….. nobody knows (no body nose)

Bye.

Senorita Beany Moonlight

Well done. Madame kangaroo bertand

Explorer Itchy Porridge-Oats

um.

Ambassador Pudsey Wheeliebin

Well done Madam Kangaroo Bertrand.
Congratulations

Coach Agnetha Bottlenose

Welldone. I thought it was until the 10th Aughust. It’s the 5th today. Oh well

Dona Birthday-cake Peanut-butter

hi i read 600 booksssssssssssssss

Director Cilla Palm-tree

Good job continue reading more books

Officer Angora Tyrannosaurus

I don’t believe you

Explorer Itchy Porridge-Oats

she might be telling the truth

Countess Peaches Astronomical

wow well done!!!

Nurse Rose Sofa

Good job continue reading more books

Officer Angora Tyrannosaurus

what

Lieutenant Bart Gravy

same

Ambassador Poseidon Submarine

wow

Countess Peaches Astronomical

Congrats!!

Doctor Iggy Jellybaby

600?!

Dame Bijou Foxtail

Countess Peaches Astronomical

Baroness Blossom Quest

Baroness Blossom Quest

Baroness Blossom Quest

Dame Esmerelda Biscuits

Baroness Blossom Quest

Senorita Beany Moonlight

Director Cilla Palm-tree

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