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What did one toilet say to the other? You looked a bit flushed!

Aesop

Director Pinky Racoon

Why does everyone tell jokes on here?

Empress Magnolia Cuckoo-Clock

Not everyone, it is some like chat or gossip

Nurse Fandango Peninsula

I don’t mean everyone, just lots of people.

Empress Magnolia Cuckoo-Clock

oh I guess than it is just a trend? i do not have a clue

Nurse Fandango Peninsula

Hmm, maybe people just like a laugh?

Empress Magnolia Cuckoo-Clock

ha ha ha

Principal Ursula Menace

good one

Nurse Fandango Peninsula

Does anyone know any really funny books? Please tell me if you do!

rapper

Director Birthday-cake Pudding-Basin

invisible inc by steve cole.

Principal Ursula Menace

Hey! I really like Steve Cole. Thanks!

Director Birthday-cake Pudding-Basin

I just read it.

Principal Ursula Menace

Diary of a Wimpy Kid by Jeff Kinney, Daisy and the Trouble with London, any Terry Pratchett book, The Midnight Gang by David Walliams.

Empress Magnolia Cuckoo-Clock

well it is not so funny but maybe horrid henry’s joke book

Nurse Fandango Peninsula

hey up people

Dragon

General Cornelius Casserole

I would recommend Hilda books, it is also a program on Netflix if easy body wants to watch it it is about a girl Who has lived in a forest her hole life and then moved into a city it’s about her adventures in the city and her trying to fit in!

Cass

Dame Harmonica Spaghetti-Hoops

Hi guys and I have been reading this book and it is awesome! There is a girl Mackenzie Hollister and Nikki Maxwell she has a diary she writes in daily but she somehow looses her diary! Guess who found it? Mackenzie Hollister queen of C.C.P finds it! She isn’t just interested in reading it she also writes in it!

Book girl

Empress Rose Sausage-Roll

that sounds very interesting.

Principal Ursula Menace

What is the book called

General Leach Porridge-Oats

Hi

Snook

Anonymous

Whose going to Ixworth libraries award ceremony?

The medals look cool

I just finished the challenge

R people like me where u only read library books?

BTW I recommend the school for good and evil
Great book series

Medusa

Fairy Agnetha Jellybaby

What came first the chicken or the egg?

Zoe

Empress Magnolia Cuckoo-Clock

The egg because before the chicken there were egg-laying reptiles.

Principal Ursula Menace

Uh-huh. And chickens evolved from dinosaurs, so it was probably a dinosaur egg.

Empress Magnolia Cuckoo-Clock

maybe the egg was some sort of plant before and the stone age people found them and ate them until one day they hatched?

Anonymous

that is confusing

Anonymous

The egg or how was the chicken alive

Anonymous

Yeah but then how was the egg alive?

Empress Magnolia Cuckoo-Clock

Dinosaurs, that’s how!

Empress Magnolia Cuckoo-Clock

so which goes first then?The dinosoar or the egg?

Anonymous

the egg came ages before the chickens came around

Anonymous

The chicken

Princess Jewel Astronomical

What did the chicken come out of?

Empress Magnolia Cuckoo-Clock

No one knowss!!!!

Mademoiselle Jet Pineapple

A circle never ends!

Nurse Blueberry Shortbread

Well, there had to be a starting point…

Empress Magnolia Cuckoo-Clock

Thanks so much for replying!

Empress Magnolia Cuckoo-Clock