What did one toilet say to the other? You looked a bit flushed!

Director Pinky Racoon
Why does everyone tell jokes on here?
Empress Magnolia Cuckoo-Clock
Not everyone, it is some like chat or gossip
Nurse Fandango Peninsula
I don’t mean everyone, just lots of people.
Empress Magnolia Cuckoo-Clock
oh I guess than it is just a trend? i do not have a clue
Nurse Fandango Peninsula
Hmm, maybe people just like a laugh?
Empress Magnolia Cuckoo-Clock
ha ha ha
Principal Ursula Menace
good one
Nurse Fandango Peninsula
Does anyone know any really funny books? Please tell me if you do!

Director Birthday-cake Pudding-Basin
invisible inc by steve cole.
Principal Ursula Menace
Hey! I really like Steve Cole. Thanks!
Director Birthday-cake Pudding-Basin
I just read it.
Principal Ursula Menace
Diary of a Wimpy Kid by Jeff Kinney, Daisy and the Trouble with London, any Terry Pratchett book, The Midnight Gang by David Walliams.
Empress Magnolia Cuckoo-Clock
well it is not so funny but maybe horrid henry’s joke book
Nurse Fandango Peninsula
hey up people

General Cornelius Casserole
I would recommend Hilda books, it is also a program on Netflix if easy body wants to watch it it is about a girl Who has lived in a forest her hole life and then moved into a city it’s about her adventures in the city and her trying to fit in!

Dame Harmonica Spaghetti-Hoops
Hi guys and I have been reading this book and it is awesome! There is a girl Mackenzie Hollister and Nikki Maxwell she has a diary she writes in daily but she somehow looses her diary! Guess who found it? Mackenzie Hollister queen of C.C.P finds it! She isn’t just interested in reading it she also writes in it!

Empress Rose Sausage-Roll
that sounds very interesting.
Principal Ursula Menace
What is the book called
General Leach Porridge-Oats
Hi

Anonymous
Whose going to Ixworth libraries award ceremony?
The medals look cool
I just finished the challenge
R people like me where u only read library books?
BTW I recommend the school for good and evil
Great book series

Fairy Agnetha Jellybaby
What came first the chicken or the egg?

Empress Magnolia Cuckoo-Clock
The egg because before the chicken there were egg-laying reptiles.
Principal Ursula Menace
Uh-huh. And chickens evolved from dinosaurs, so it was probably a dinosaur egg.
Empress Magnolia Cuckoo-Clock
maybe the egg was some sort of plant before and the stone age people found them and ate them until one day they hatched?
Anonymous
that is confusing
Anonymous
The egg or how was the chicken alive
Anonymous
Yeah but then how was the egg alive?
Empress Magnolia Cuckoo-Clock
Dinosaurs, that’s how!
Empress Magnolia Cuckoo-Clock
so which goes first then?The dinosoar or the egg?
Anonymous
the egg came ages before the chickens came around
Anonymous
The chicken
Princess Jewel Astronomical
What did the chicken come out of?
Empress Magnolia Cuckoo-Clock
No one knowss!!!!
Mademoiselle Jet Pineapple
A circle never ends!
Nurse Blueberry Shortbread
Well, there had to be a starting point…
Empress Magnolia Cuckoo-Clock
Thanks so much for replying!
Empress Magnolia Cuckoo-Clock