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How to download old certificates?

Naomi

Baroness Boadicea Shortbread

I didn’t know that you could.

Principal Ursula Menace

I don’t think you can…

Sorry though

Coach Iguana Volcano

I don’t know

Fairy Heroica Rollerskate

6. I went to the doctor this morning and said “I’ve swallowed a golf ball…”
The doctor said, “Yes, I can see it’s gone down a fairway!”

7. What is green and not heavy?
Light green!

8. When do astronauts eat their sandwiches?
At launch time!

9. What is the smelliest game?
Top Trumps!

10. Why was the aeroplane ill?
It had the flew!

Eddie

Principal Ursula Menace

Star Reviewer

They’re great jokes!

General Pixie Manatee

thanks

Principal Ursula Menace

i cracked up laughing! great jokes

Principal Sapphire Frankfurter

They’re amazing jokes!

Princess Jewel Astronomical

thanks

Principal Ursula Menace

thanks

Principal Ursula Menace

Haha great jokes!

Duchess Sapphire Fascination

thanks

Principal Ursula Menace

very funny my favourite is 8 and 10

Doctor Kangaroo Fascination

same.

Principal Ursula Menace

They’re so good, where did you get them from?

Baroness Iggy Jellybaby

I found them on a website. Thank you.

Principal Ursula Menace

Wonderful jokes

Director Wanda Wellington

thanks

Principal Ursula Menace

thanks

Principal Ursula Menace

awesome

Fairy Heroica Rollerskate

thanks

Principal Ursula Menace

Who likes Running Wild by Michael Morpurgo because I love it.

Snook

Anonymous

Love it too

Princess Boadicea Waxwork

I have not read that although I have read King Of The Cloud Forests.

Principal Ursula Menace

Have you read Boy Giant, also by Michael Morpurgo? Sooo good!

Duchess Sapphire Fascination

Oh my same! I love Micheal Morpurgo

Princess Jewel Astronomical

Me!!!
(It’s probably one of my favourite books of all time)

Baroness Iggy Jellybaby

It’s great right

Madam Ariel Squirrel

Choose one option

Video games

Dancing

Reading

Sophia

Nurse Fandango Peninsula

In this order from favourite to least favourite thing to do:
1. Reading
2. Dancing
3. Video Gaming

Duchess Sapphire Fascination

Reading obvs

Principal Ursula Menace

Reading

Baroness Iggy Jellybaby

reading and dancing can’t choose sorry

Doctor Kangaroo Fascination

Reading or video games hmmm

Reading

Princess Boadicea Waxwork

all , I can’t chose

Officer Flossy Bubble-wrap

video games

Superintendent Snoopy Lanzarote

Reading

Fairy Heroica Rollerskate

i have read 6 books

Baskerville

Officer Pixie Rubber-duck

Good Job!

Duchess Sapphire Fascination

well done.

Principal Ursula Menace

Same!

Agent Mistral Mystery

I’ve read 9

Baroness Iggy Jellybaby

I read all of my books

Book girl

Anonymous

cool

Principal Ursula Menace

Hello, Does anyone read Diary of a wimpy kid?? I do!! Its my favourite book ever! Like this comment if you do !

Book girl

Nurse Beany Moonlight

I have read those.

Principal Ursula Menace

Try dork diaries.they are basically the same

Doctor Beryl Satellite

I like them

Fairy Heroica Rollerskate

Imagine that you’re in a dark room no switch no escape what do you do

Maggie

Queen Pinky Fascination

listen to music.

Principal Ursula Menace

shout loud and scream

Doctor Kangaroo Fascination

find something I can’t break and like a hairlip or ring and if the door is locked try to unlock it !?

Officer Flossy Bubble-wrap

I wouldn’t get into the dark room in the first place

Fairy Heroica Rollerskate

Just sleep? Or maybe if I know who locked me in, know their weaknesses and what might get me out.

Empress Magnolia Cuckoo-Clock

Nothing

Madam Ariel Squirrel

Stop imagining. That’s how you get out! It’s only your imagination!

Marshal Bubbles Rubber-duck

Am I right or am I right?

Marshal Bubbles Rubber-duck

I said stop imagining. May you please tell me if I am correct, Queen Pinky Fascination?

Marshal Bubbles Rubber-duck