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Hello, some books are not opening for me to read. Also, are the books 6 lines at most, they seem very short

Book girl

Anonymous

It’s like a little teaser if you want to read you have to find the book yourself

Anonymous

You don’t read the books on here, you read them at home then add them on to the website

Anonymous

Hey there , just a random rhyme
Just a way too pass the time
With some news of far away
I have come to brighten your day!

First of all, no shouting out
Guess who’s back up and about?
Empress Magnolia Cuckoo Clock
I know, I know! What a shock!

Now as you may not know this person
She is rather great!
We used to be close friends
But it’s been such a wait!

Now some of you may not know me
For I have been away too long!
But I am a rapper, I am Birthday Cake!
So listen to my song!

Anyway, I’m going now!
So Toodles and goodbye!
See ya later, let’s be friends
But just for now, goodnight!

rapper

Director Birthday-cake Pudding-Basin

Yo this be epic mate

Anonymous

Hey thanks,
It passes time
It’s quite fun
You should try

Director Birthday-cake Pudding-Basin

How do you do it

General Fifi Menace

Well, if you want I’ll teach you
Just pick an easy word, like cat
Then rhyme it with another
Just like that!

You can do many different types!
And always it is right!

Some poems don’t rhyme
But they go
On
And on
And on
And on!

Sometimes all the lines rhyme
The first, second, third and fourth line!
Sometimes but not all the time
But all the poetry doth shine!

Now have a go!
Make it quick
Funny or sad
Use imagination and wit!

Here’s some easy rhyming words:
You, do, food, cool
Me, read, tea, tee hee
Books, looks, cooks, nooks
Fire, wire, liar, tire
Soon, platoon, doom, zoom
Cat, bat, rat, that
Bun, fun, sun, run

So like, so the first line
Then do another ending with cat
Then do another not rhyming
Then another like that!

Director Birthday-cake Pudding-Basin

Wow, it’s amazing! I could never do this stuff!

Anonymous

Yep, thanks
My talent you see
Is to make my words rhyme
While you write books for people to read!

Director Birthday-cake Pudding-Basin

Wow!

Anonymous

Well, ya know
I had the same reaction
When I saw Cats Take Control
Which is jam packed full of action!

Director Birthday-cake Pudding-Basin

Yay!!

Anonymous

I’m looking forward to the rest!
It is so good, that’s a fact
Cats Take Control
By amazing Countess Mildred Haystack!

Director Birthday-cake Pudding-Basin

Don’t worry it’s coming soon!

Anonymous

Well, I hope so!
But no pressure, friend
I don’t want you to rush
Take your time, work hard for the end!

Director Birthday-cake Pudding-Basin

Ok thanks

Anonymous

You’re so talented!

Senorita Rose Possum

Thanks, Rosie Possum
Really means a lot!
You should try!
Yeah, give it a shot!

Director Birthday-cake Pudding-Basin

Thanks a lot
you’re so kind and sweet!
now it’s time for me to
hit the beat!

Senorita Rose Possum

Yeah, you got it!
C’mon, c’mon!
You’re a natural!
You can’t go wrong!

Director Birthday-cake Pudding-Basin

What are your favourite pizza toppings?

Please reply.

Laila

Senorita Beany Moonlight

Ham and pineapple on pizza

Director Birthday-cake Pudding-Basin

Agreed

General Fifi Menace

Yah

Director Birthday-cake Pudding-Basin

salami and chillies

Empress Cilla Astronomical

Salami Spice!

Director Birthday-cake Pudding-Basin

nice

Empress Cilla Astronomical

Meatfeat or Bolognese

Countess Majorca Bacon-slicer

I love meatfeast

Director Birthday-cake Pudding-Basin

Yeah. It’s yummy!

Countess Majorca Bacon-slicer

My brother doesn’t like it. I’m just like, what!?

Director Birthday-cake Pudding-Basin

I know, right! That’s just crazy! What pizza flavour does he like instead?

Countess Majorca Bacon-slicer

He likes pepperoni. Which is also good! He will eat meatfeast, but he says the sausage tastes weird.

Director Birthday-cake Pudding-Basin

Mine is sausage slice and cheese and ham
My mum’s is mushrooms

Constable Kipper Supermarket

Sausage

Director Birthday-cake Pudding-Basin

Pepperoni

Anonymous

A good classic

Director Birthday-cake Pudding-Basin

Sweetcorn and cheese

Baroness Blueberry Paddington

Who has seen Wicked.

If you have please like.

Laila

Senorita Beany Moonlight

Anyone like bad guys if so reply or like

Callum

Anonymous

The film?

General Fifi Menace

the book

Anonymous

Hello everyone!

Book girl

Baroness Majorca Peanut-butter

Hi.

Madam Viper Mouse

Hey peeps!

Book girl

Baroness Majorca Peanut-butter

Who likes Tom Gates?If you reply out of ten how much would you rate?

Dragon

Lord Bruno Frankenstein

10/10

Marshal Angel Flattery

10/10 20/20 100/100

Director Birthday-cake Pudding-Basin

100000/10

General Fifi Menace