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i have this joke book i read all the time .
hear are a couple of jokes.

why is cinderella no good at football
because she always runs away from the ball.

why did Humpty Dumpty go into the jungle
because he was an EGG splorer
do you get the yolk?

Unicorn

Anonymous

I like jokes too here are a few: why did the
baker stop baking bagels
because she got tired of the whole thing

who went too near the fire at Hogwarts
Harry Hotter

If you like jokes I think you’ll like laugh out loud

Anonymous

you mean lol!!!

Anonymous

Those are amazing jokes

Anonymous

I love jokes here are a few:
What did the dog say to the bone?
Nice gnawing you

Knock knock
Who’s there?
Interrupting cow
Interrupting cow …
Moooo

Anonymous

Love em

stopwatchlady

Anonymous

awww thank you Señorita Nectarine Bookmark!!!!!!

Anonymous

11+ today!!

Anonymous

sad

Anonymous

ive read all of the tom gates book and they are the best!

rapper

Anonymous

I love Tom Gates books

Anonymous

I really like Tom Gates too!

Anonymous

i do to loads of people like them!!…………………. i mean everyone!!!!!

Anonymous

aww cool

Anonymous

hey, heres a joke what is the difference between a cat and a comma?
one has claws at the end of its paws and one has a pause at the end of a clause!

rapper

Anonymous

That’s funny haha haha haha

Anonymous

lol! tell me the name of the book. I must get it!!

Anonymous

hey i think the criminal is cory because he was missing in the first one

rapper

Anonymous

Oops shouldn’t have pressed that

Anonymous

Hi,
I was told in library that my child will receive a certificate or a medal? Can you lat me know when would that be?

Will

Anonymous

that would be once you have finished all 6 books.

Anonymous

yeah you have to read 6 books before you get the prizes

Anonymous

This year you get a medal

Anonymous

If your looking for a funny book read Tom Gates -it’s absolutely fantastic. I have 11 tom gates books and I can’t stop reading them.

If you’ve read one tell me what you think of them.

nilsolev

Anonymous

I like tom gates to.
My favourite is tom gates great excuses.I Totally agree that they are fantastic.

Anonymous

AWSOME!!!!:D

Anonymous

Best books ever!

Anonymous

They are amazing!

Anonymous

I love Tom Gates

Anonymous

I suggest dork diaries

Anonymous

Yeah I finished the reading challenge and an on my 10th book

Tilda

Anonymous

11th book

Anonymous

8th book

Anonymous

14th book.

Anonymous

Well done!!

Anonymous