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WELL DONE EVERYONE FOR SENDING IN UR USERNAMES i am going to announce the winner of the WACKY USERNAME SUMMER CHALLENGE
before i do, just wanna say thank you for sending in all those usernames. i enjoyed reading them and u r all very creative. U made me laugh with the humor of some of them.
So i have 3 runners up and 1 top winner ……….. but remember everyone did rly well so give yourselves a round of applause and a clap on the back even if i don’t mention ur usernames.
TOP WINNER:
Crazycoocoodadalalazibbyzibbyzoobzawackyusername321
CREATED BY Madam Sapphire Bucket
WELL DONE!!
: This one is incredibly creative and fun to say! It definitely stands out.

3 RUNNERS UP

1st runner up:
(2nd place)
Superhippopotimosdoo
CREATED BY Officer Phoenix Ketchup
AMAZING!!
: This one is hilarious and has a great rhythm to it.

2nd runner up:
(3rd place)
Sir Fliddlefladdle
CREATED BY Countess Majorca Bacon-slicer
EXTRAORDINARY!!
: It has a whimsical and noble feel, which is quite charming.

3rd runner up:
(4th place)
Missspottydoughnutqueen
CREATED BY Fairy Pinky Casserole
:This one is quirky and delightful, making it very memorable.

ROUND OF APPLAUSE FOR THOSE WHO MADE IT ONTO THE LEADERBOARD
for those who didn’t don’t worry
there are plenty of other challenges where you might succeed!!
WELL DONE TO ALL COMPETITORS
and
THANK YOU
for all your commitment and hardwork

THE WACKY USERNAME SUMMER CHALLENGE IS OFFICIALLY OVER!!

congratulations to those who won!!

Izzie

Senorita Babs Porridge-Oats

Wow! I can’t believe I came 3rd! Congratulations to Madam Sapphire Bucket, Officer Phoenix Ketchup, Fairy Pinky Casserole, and everyone else who took part! Also thank you, Señorita Babs Porridge-Oats, for setting up this challenge, I really enjoyed it!

Countess Majorca Bacon-slicer

Well done on getting 3rd place

Fairy Agnetha Waxwork

Thank you! Did you do an entry?

Countess Majorca Bacon-slicer

No

Fairy Agnetha Waxwork

Hmmm. Well, what my dad always says is, “You’ve got to be in it to win it” and he’s right! By the way, whenever I get a message from you, I think of Agatha from The School for Good and Evil!

Countess Majorca Bacon-slicer

Cool

Fairy Agnetha Waxwork

Yep!

Countess Majorca Bacon-slicer

Congrats on becoming 3rd!!!

Officer Pixie Squirrel

Thanks! Did you enter the contest?

Countess Majorca Bacon-slicer

Yeah, mine was rubbish – pollywobble.

Officer Pixie Squirrel

LOL! That’s a good word! What does it mean?

Countess Majorca Bacon-slicer

It’s the action of getting slapped with a wet fish which is just weird

Officer Pixie Squirrel

Is it a real word? Like, is it in the dictionary?

Countess Majorca Bacon-slicer

It’s probably in a dictionary for obscure and unusual words. I saw one of those in the local bookshop once. What’s your favourite unusual word?

Officer Pixie Squirrel

Piqued. It’s not quite so rare anymore, but I’ve really loved the word since I read it in The Three Musketeers!

Countess Majorca Bacon-slicer

What does it mean? I feel like I’ve heard it before but I can’t remember the meaning.
You’ve read The Three Musketeers? It’s on my to-read-list but I haven’t read it yet.

Officer Pixie Squirrel

It means something like mildly annoyed and angry, I think. And about The Three Musketeers, it’s great! I loved when I read 4 years ago! Another great word is “cardinal”.

Countess Majorca Bacon-slicer

My vocabulary suddenly seems so small in comparison to yours. My favourite unusual words are apricity, jentactular, callipygian and one that directly translates into the day before tomorrow that I can’t remember right now.

Officer Pixie Squirrel

Those sound really cool! What do they mean? There’s a vocabulary test on a website called ‘A Real Me’ and I got a pretty high score!

Countess Majorca Bacon-slicer

Apricity means the warmth of the sun on a cold day
Jentacular means related to breakfast
Callipygian means possessing beautiful or well shaped buttocks.
What was your score on the vocabulary test?

Officer Pixie Squirrel

Oh… something like 221? I can’t remember!

Countess Majorca Bacon-slicer

That’s AMAZING!!!! You must be so smart to get a score that high.

Officer Pixie Squirrel

Thanks! It said I was a professional white collar in the US! When my dad did it, it said he was Shakespeare!

Countess Majorca Bacon-slicer

Thank you im really sad I didn’t go near anything

Madam Sapphire Bucket

I thought yours was great! Keep up the awesome work!

Countess Majorca Bacon-slicer

Srry this was a mistake I didn’t mean to send this

Madam Sapphire Bucket

Congrats

Madam Sapphire Bucket

Thank you! You won too, though! I loved yours!

Countess Majorca Bacon-slicer

Omg srry about my other message I didn’t read it properly tysm I feel so good u are so kind would u like to be mg friend im so confused

Madam Sapphire Bucket

Well done everyone who entered

Marshal Cynthia Pawprint

Thank you for crowning me the winner of the wacky username challenge this has never happened before and I’m so proud of everyone who participated and can u please make another challenge because I loved this one

Madam Sapphire Bucket

Anyone like the worst witch

Book girl

Fairy Agnetha Waxwork

Yes

Marshal Cynthia Pawprint

Yeah, they’re super awesome!!

Countess Majorca Bacon-slicer

my middle sister loves it soooooooooooo much

Duchess Rapunzel Sparrow

me

Doctor Flopsy Supermarket

Uh huh

Madam Wanda Bungalow

I do

Professor Flash Aardvark

Can anyone tell me how you can be a star reviewer please
Thanks

Book girl

Fairy Agnetha Waxwork

what is a star reviewer?

Coach Pixie Fascination

Hi
I am star revewer myself and do not be disappointed if you do not get it: a rare badge this one!
Just right informative reviews and talk about your feelings and summarise the book!
If you need help, read my reviews for the books I have read, as a idea of what to do.
You will notice I also use technical language, but that is not truely neccessary. Just right what you feel!
My username is: Queen Marge Hammersmith
( this is so you can find my reviews if you need to!)
And most importantly,
Try your best and remember: quality is better than quantity!
You don’t have to right reviews about lots of books to get star reviewer, just right detailed reveiws!
Hope that was helpful… :)

Queen Marge Hammersmith

hi
have you got the reply i sent u?
If not I can rewrite it for u.

Queen Marge Hammersmith

Hi
Read this one first!
So Sorry if you get two of these messages Agnetha, but I think my first one has not appeared, so i will rewrite it, just incase!
The star reviewer badge is a rare one for most people, as only some get it, so do not be disheartened if you are not able to obtain it! I am a Star reviewer myself, so here are some tips for you, that hopefully will be helpful to you.
Firstly, I think it is important to write detailed and informative reviews about the books you have read. Make sure to capture the essence of the book in your writing, noting about how it made you feel, whether or not you enjoyed the book, and be sure to summarise it, using the key points and essential parts in the book review.
Do not give away to many spoilers, and maybe leave it abruptly, though not discordantly, at the end with a elipsis (this is a set of three dots that add mystery, e.g. …, like that. thought I’d mention this just incase you were not aware of their meaning) to leave an intrueging cliffhanger.
If you want a star reviewer example, you are most welcome to read the reviews i have composed for the books I have read.
My username is Queen Marge hammersmith, so you can look for my name if you want to, to read my reviews.
Some books you will find my name on (hopefully) are ‘the stolen prince of cloudburst’, ’ the chronicals of Narnia series’, ‘cliffhanger’, ‘midnight’ and’Quiet storm’.
Also, it doesn’t matter the amount of books you have read, but the quality of the reviews you have sent in, Because quality is better than quantity!
I really hope this was helpful, and sorry again if this appears twice. This answer to your question is better than the last, so read this one first. Also, sorry if it is too long, I can’t help writing long and detailed things. One last thing: You will notice if you see my reviews, that they use a lot of technical language. That is not nesseccary, just write about how you feel! But , of course, if you can you can use such complicated language, then definately go for it! And make sure it makes sense, above all.
Remember to add if you recommend it to others or not.
Thanks, and good luck!
Hope you get star reviewer!
From
Queen Marge Hmmersmith.

Queen Marge Hammersmith

Thanks

Fairy Agnetha Waxwork

Thanks

Fairy Agnetha Waxwork

Hey everyone I have a challenge for you, come up with a riddle and then send it to me here is mine:

I am here and there, I am everywhere but water. I cant walk or run but I still travel in and out places, What am I?

Willow

Nurse Phoenix Scratchings

Air, or wind, would be my answer to your riddle. What about The faster you run, the harder it is to catch me. When I’m gone, you are dead, and then it’s hard to find me again. Do you get it?

Countess Majorca Bacon-slicer

Oh yeah, that makes more sense

Count Race-car Luther

Yeah, I can’t think of anything else!

Countess Majorca Bacon-slicer

no

Mademoiselle Birthday-cake Flattery

Hmm, Well, think about it a bit more, and maybe you’ll get it! Here’s a clue: Everyone on this planet needs it, and it’s free!

Countess Majorca Bacon-slicer

Oxygen

Madam Sapphire Bucket

Here’s another: People climb me, cut me, burn me; they show me no respect! My rings are not of gold, but they do tell me age. what am I?

Coach Pixie Fascination

a tree

Director Phoenix Sequins

A tree

Marshal Cynthia Pawprint

thanks! is it tree?

Nurse Phoenix Scratchings

here is mine: i have a hands and a face but do not move. what am I

Coach Pixie Fascination

A clock!!!

Madam Wanda Bungalow

clock?

Nurse Phoenix Scratchings

I am not real,yet many people adore me.
What am I.

Marshal Cynthia Pawprint

ARRRGGGHHH! i don’t know!

Nurse Phoenix Scratchings

dirt

Earl Zeus Foxtail

Here is mine :
I capture moments but I’m not a camera, what am I ?

Anonymous

Hmmm…. air?

Anonymous

Air

Fairy Agnetha Waxwork

A river?

Duchess Angora Stegosaurus

I t isnt air, as there is some amount of air in water!
i think it is water maybe, but i probs a m wrong…
my riddle: (i think it is easy)
If u feed me i grow, if u give me water i die>
What am i?

Queen Marge Hammersmith

Here’s mine , i have been around since the start of time ,but only a month old , what am i ?

Director Phoenix Sequins

30 white horses on a red hill first they stomp then they chomp then they stand still what am i ?

Madam Aspidistra Sequins

teeth

Director Phoenix Sequins

air or a post stamp

Baroness Bunny Paddington

I can travel around the world bit I will always stay in one corner what am i?

Madam Sapphire Bucket

A stamp. I’ve heard that one many times!

Madam Wanda Bungalow

Oh OK srry

Madam Sapphire Bucket

No that’s ok!!!

Madam Wanda Bungalow

I am cared for and grown from the ground, I am a root and cared for the I get eaten, what am I?

Professor Flash Aardvark

How many books have you read guys

Maya

Coach Ursula Hoverboard

4

Coach Pixie Fascination

11

Marshal Cynthia Pawprint

107

Queen Beryl Piccalilli

I have read 16 books in total.

Dame Rose Archway

Just started so only 19 in a week and a half…
not that good.

Queen Marge Hammersmith

66 how bout u

Duchess Angora Stegosaurus

24

Baroness Bunny Paddington

Hi guys I have read four books

Maya

Coach Ursula Hoverboard

I read 11

Marshal Cynthia Pawprint

same

Coach Pixie Fascination

I`ve read 11 and counting

Marshal Cynthia Pawprint

just started so only read 19…

Queen Marge Hammersmith

i have read 6

Doctor Flopsy Supermarket

cool

Queen Marge Hammersmith

cool

Queen Marge Hammersmith

I have read 9

Lady Cynthia Bonsai

i have read six books

Agent Sunny Waterfall

Hey guys do nay one know some good books I’m stuck

Charlie

Lady Aphrodite Glitterball

kid normal

Doctor Flopsy Supermarket

Yes, or stolen prince of cloudburst, or any classics, or maybe diary of a wimpy kid, or whatever really.

Madam Wanda Bungalow

I have read two books, true or false
How many countries have I been to?( including England )
A. 2
B. 1
C.8

Dragon

Corporal Pongo Godzilla

C-8

Coach Pixie Fascination

What about the other question, true or false

Corporal Pongo Godzilla

0/2

Corporal Pongo Godzilla

False
A-2

Professor Flash Aardvark

2/2 all correct!

Corporal Pongo Godzilla

Yeahh!!

Professor Flash Aardvark