Hi
Challenge here guys:
Tell me the best joke!
Winner will be announced in 2 days, so send in quick!
Make sure to tag at the end of your reply:
#Queen Marge Hammersmith’s whacky joke challenge!
Queen Marge Hammersmith
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What do you call a cow in a tornado,
A milkshake!!!!!!!!
Corporal Pongo Godzilla
#Queen Marge Hammersmith’s whacky joke challenge!
Corporal Pongo Godzilla
Add the tag!
Queen Marge Hammersmith
I did
Corporal Pongo Godzilla
Hahaha
Inspector Adolpho Squirrel
Thanks
Corporal Pongo Godzilla
What do you call a cow that shaking Milkshake! Commander Trip Spinner
Commander Grip Spinner
Hi Queen Marge Hammersmith,
Why can’t your nose be 12 inches long?
Because it would be a foot.
Bye
#Queen Marge Hammersmith whacky jokes challenge!
Senorita Beany Moonlight
Why do ducks have tail feathers?
To cover their bum quacks!!!!
Queen Sapphire Humdinger
Knock knock
Who’s there?
Europe.
Europe who?
No, your a poo!
Trust me, this one makes sense when u say it out loud and it is actually quite funny; it’s my mum’s favourite joke!!! 8)
Madam Wanda Bungalow
#Queen Marge Hammersmith’s whacky joke challenge
Madam Wanda Bungalow
I didn’t know that
Principal Bunny Chocolate-mousse
What do you call a Cow that shaking A Milkshake!
Commander Grip SpinnerCommander Grip Spinner
I have a few:
Why can’t you hear a pterodactyl pee?
Because the p is silent!
Where does broccoli live?
Number 3 Brocc-Ally!
( By the way, I made the last one up myself!)
Fairy Pinky Casserole
Q. A man walks into a bar. What does he say to the nearest person?
A. Ouch. That hurt.
I know. It’s super corny and horrible.
#Queen Marge Hammers- I can’t be bothered to write the rest. Why do we all have such long names?
Officer Pixie Squirrel
I know right!
still, it makes loging in and the thing,, summer reading challenge i mean, fun.
Queen Marge Hammersmith
Yeah. I totally agree with you.
Officer Pixie Squirrel
What do you call a dog in the toilet? A poodle! Get it? #Queen Marge Hammersmith, #Countess Majorca Baconslicer.
Countess Majorca Bacon-slicer
Yay
Queen Marge Hammersmith
Yaaay! I can’t wait to see the results!
Countess Majorca Bacon-slicer
Knock nock who’s there repeat repeat who who who who who
Nurse Daisy Chipperfield
Thanks all for replies!
Will announce the winner tommorrow.
Queen Marge Hammersmith
Q : What happened to the frog who parked his car on double lines?
A : His car got toad away!
#Queen Marge Hammersmith’s whacky joke challenge!
also when did you start the joke challenge?
Lord Pluto Satellite
Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Amoania.
Amoania who?
I’m bored!
Queen Marge Hammersmith’s whacky joke challenge!
Professor Aspidistra Sherbet!
Professor Aspidistra Sherbet
What’s cheese and onion flavoured and runs fast? Linford Crispy!!!
Don Pudsey Pennyfarthing
Knock knock
Who’s there?
Lettuce
Lettuce who?
Lettuce in!- we don’t have all day!
If you say it out loud,it makes sense.trust me
Doctor Quicksand Sausage-Roll
What tea is heard to swallow
reality!!!It’s not my best but it’s all I can think of right now
Madam Sapphire Bucket
Queen Marge Hammersmith’s whacky joke challenge!
Madam Sapphire Bucket
Where do fruits play sports?
At the peach.
#Queen Marge Hammersmith’s whacky joke challenge!
Professor Flash Aardvark
What do you do if your boyfriend hates fruity jokes??
You let the Mango
Doctor Beryl Satellite
How does darth vader prefer his toast????
On the dark side
Director Wanda Wellington
And his name is Jon sina (explosion)(music)
King Pirate Hoverboard
i cant tell you mine
Duchess Rapunzel Sparrow
King Pirate Hoverboard
?
King Pirate Hoverboard
Guys, I would like you to be my friend. Like this if you want to be my friend and reply what nickname I should use for you. my nickname is going to be “Kitty”
Queen Ariel Snivel
i want to be your friend
Duchess Rapunzel Sparrow
Yippy!
Queen Ariel Snivel
Sloth
Director Wanda Wellington
Hi! Wanna be friends!
Queen Ariel Snivel
Okay sure
Director Wanda Wellington
Zia Winters in my Pokemon book in reply to Madam Sapphire Bucket.
Queen Ariel Snivel
You have to create it though
Madam Sapphire Bucket
Yeah, I’m an author! Check all the Pokemon series and look for Zia Winters. Did you find her?? Yeah, I thought so.
Queen Ariel Snivel
No I haven’t found her
I found that quite offensive
Madam Sapphire Bucket
Mate, I created her. I’ve done 2 manga/anime books already
Queen Ariel Snivel
Oh srry I thought you meant a pokemon book you read I’m so srry
Madam Sapphire Bucket
It’s fine
Queen Ariel Snivel
Thank you
Madam Sapphire Bucket
I’d get a Sabre toothed tiger for the challenge Marshal Cynthia Pawprint arranged.
Queen Ariel Snivel
In Space Blasters how does Prince Chester Banana do it?
Viscountess Honeycomb Frankfurter
I don’t know!!!
Countess Majorca Bacon-slicer
How do you do it in wild world scramble I can never complete the third level
Madam Sapphire Bucket
Well, if you practice a LOT! Pro Tip: Watch the pieces moving, and when it has stopped, try to move the pieces back in the order you saw them , but in reverse! Do you get it?
Countess Majorca Bacon-slicer
Yes thanks
Madam Sapphire Bucket
You’re welcome! I’ve played it a LOT, so that’s probably why I’m so high up on the leaderboard!
Countess Majorca Bacon-slicer
I’ve only had 630 as top score
Corporal Pongo Godzilla
i dont know
Duchess Rapunzel Sparrow
Hi people what are your top three songs? These are mine.
1. Happy by Pharell Williams
2. Dance Monkey by Tones and I
3. Believer by Imagine Dragons
Baroness Rose Ketchup
1. Godzilla by eminem
2. Look what you made me do by taylor swift
3. Intergalactic by beastie boys
Corporal Pongo Godzilla
Hips don’t lie
Shape of you
Bones
Queen Marge Hammersmith
I love the happy song 2!!! 8)
Madam Wanda Bungalow
Out of all of yours I’ve only heard Believer. I think my favourite song is this Vietnamese one that I don’t know the name of. I think the singer’s name is Tân Trong or something like that. I really like Vietnamese music. It’s much nicer than English music. (No offence.)
Officer Pixie Squirrel
Good question!
1. For Your Eyes Only
2. Diamonds Are Forever
3. You Only Live Twice
4. From Russia With Love
5. The World Is Not Enough
6-? All the James Bond tunes you can think of!!!
7. Cielito Lindo.
Countess Majorca Bacon-slicer
Speachles
Harry Potter in 99 seconds
Smooth criminal
Nurse Daisy Chipperfield
Blind and Frozen by Beast in Black
We Are The Others by Delain
This Girl Is On Fire (like you) by Alisha Keys
Countess Blueberry Waxwork
mine is 1. enemy 2. beliver 3. manyace 4. rockstar 5. lose control
Duchess Rapunzel Sparrow
Same I like lose control
Director Wanda Wellington
Beautiful things by Benson boone
Loose control by teddy swims
Perfect by Justin timberlake, eric andre and daveed digs
Director Wanda Wellington
And also perfect by pj and duncan
Director Wanda Wellington
Can I just say thank you to you all for making this a memorable summer reading challenge.
Thank you to SENORITA BABS PORRIDGE-OATS for crowning me the winner of her wacky username challenge.
And to many other but if I was to name all of them I would be here forever because I’m so thankful to everyone taking part.
And while being in awe of all your competitions I’ve been trying to make my own and I would like you to spend some time to participate in my own.
Please can you comment your craziest book character you have ever created and after a few entries I will announce a winner and give a shoutout all my entries. I will be honored if anyone would enter or be my friend.
And if anyone else would like to make a competition I will try to enter and I do not mind if you use a bit of my challenge idea just please give me credit.
Thank you for reading this took a long time.
Madam Sapphire Bucket
Hey, I’ll be your friend. I haven’t got any so far. Hope you’ll se this and accept.
Queen Ariel Snivel
Of course I will
Madam Sapphire Bucket
Yippy!!
Queen Ariel Snivel
Hi! Well done for typing that really long message! I think the craziest one I’ve ever created is this lady called Madam-Miss-Mrs Swagglebum Ponchani. She is the most indecisive person you’ve ever met and because of this she’s always late. For example, say she’s invited to a fancy party at 11:00 am. She will get up at 7:30, then spend an hour trying to decide whether to have oat flakes or bran flakes, then 2 hours on a purple or pink dress, then 30 minutes on how much toothpaste to put on her toothbrush and so on and so forth. By the time she will have eventually got to the party (after a lengthy think on whether to catch the bus, walk or drive) it will be 7:30 pm and it will have ended nearly 5 hours ago. That’s just 1 day; this sort of thing happens every day for her! She is also a massive apologiser, she will say sorry to anything she bumps into, that be a chair, a car or even the floor! Theres been a study on how many times she apologises each day and it turns out to be more than 500 times! Imagine! Anyway, that’s my crazy person, hope you like her! PS Of course I will be your friend!!! :)
Madam Wanda Bungalow
Thank you for entering
Madam Sapphire Bucket
That’s a good one. I think you should a story about her if you haven’t already.
Officer Pixie Squirrel
That’s a very long message too.:)
Countess Blueberry Waxwork
Here’s a silly character I made: Sir Cecil Barrow. He’s a secret agent who looks after the queen of Anitopia, and he’s an anthropomorphian bear. He wears glasses , his favourite colour is black, and he isn’t married. He has gone on many missions, and nearly died to protect the queen. I’ll be your friend! I’m going to make a competition soon, and I hope it isn’t copying yours, but if it is, please tell me, and I’ll credit you!
Countess Majorca Bacon-slicer
Thank you for entering
Madam Sapphire Bucket
You’re welcome! When will you release the results?
Countess Majorca Bacon-slicer
I have
Madam Sapphire Bucket
Oh, yay!
Countess Majorca Bacon-slicer
The craziest person I’ve made is William, he’s a bold and dumb boy who has a jetpack and hoverboard, plus a lot of powers or should I say poowers.
Corporal Pongo Godzilla
Thank you for entering
Madam Sapphire Bucket
Hi Madam (emphasising the French accent)
The weirdest character for me that I have ever made would definitely be the Buttersnake….
A mixture of a black winged butterfly with a red patch at the bottom of his wing.
Along with bioluminescent eyes, this being also has antennae and of course a scaled down size body of a snake, with scales that repel water. It can carry large prey, much bigger than the Buttersnake itself. Each Buttersnake has a lizard tail, and it is found near the southern coastline of India. Its teeth are imbeded with deadly venom, that causes Butternithani, a deadly illness.
Queen Marge Hammersmith
Thank you for entering
Madam Sapphire Bucket
My most wacky/ crazy character has to be Opal Koboi from Artemis Fowl.
P.S. Is it are most craziest character from a book or our own crazy character we made up?
P.S.S. I’d love to be your friend.
Countess Blueberry Waxwork
One u made up
Madam Sapphire Bucket
I love Artemis Fowl! They are so, so, so, good!
Officer Pixie Squirrel
Camenbert of the Cheese Monks. When I was younger I made up this story about the Cheese Monks – they worshipped cheese because a buncha people made a machine to tell them the meaning of life. But there was a comma in the program that wasn’t meant to be there. And the machine told them that the meaning of life was cheese and so they began to build the cheese temples and built cheese catapults (which fired mouldy cheese) and their ruler, The Big Cheese, wore a cheese hat which was melted on his head to show his devotion to cheese.
Anyway, Camenbert (or Carmie) has brown-ish hair, pale blue-grey eyes and caramel skin. She wears a piece of Gouda ( the Cheese Monks believed that the flat Earth was made from a giant slice of Gouda floating in space) around her neck and earrings made from Camenbert – her namesake. Carmie’s hands have calluses on them from praying so much to The Piece Of The All-Powerful Cheese. She is relatively intelligent and can name every type of Cheese in the world by heart.
Officer Pixie Squirrel
Thank you for entering
Madam Sapphire Bucket
It’s you I should be thanking. The competition was super fun!
Officer Pixie Squirrel
Omg ty so much
Madam Sapphire Bucket
Hi Madam Sapphire,
I would love to be your friend.
My craziest book character that have created is a devil wasp with laser eyes and a poisonous sting. She is as tall as a mountain and can touch the sun when she is wearing high heels. Yes you heard me right, she wears tiny high heels. They protrude out from under her black dress but they are piece of fluff compared to the size of the rest of her body. Her face is white with ruby red lips half the size of her huge face. Even the bravest of knights would flee from this horrifiying creature.
Hope you liked it
Bye.
Senorita Beany Moonlight
Thank you for entering
Madam Sapphire Bucket
I liked it! Super imaginative!
Officer Pixie Squirrel