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Dear Readers,
I have a reason I haven’t been able to be online lately. Well, two, actually.
1) SAT’s!! They are driving me insane!
2)I have a new pony. He was shown up until he was 8, and was Britain’s best appaloosa pony for two years running.
Your friend,
General Fandango Haystack
(GFH)

Anonymous

Wow, i would quite like a pony, they sound really cool!

Anonymous

Hi, I haven’t been on here in ages as my ks2 SATs start on the 14/5/2018. My teacher has been freaking out. Also, I am excited to go to grammar school in September!!

Anonymous

WOW great

Anonymous

I’ve got a trick for the SATS!
If your question deserves 2 marks, there are 2 steps. If it’s 1 mark, the is 1 mark. ON AND ON AND ON. GET THE HINT?
From your friend, Judge Sapphire Bonsai.

Anonymous

Thank you so so much Judge Sapphire Bonsai

Anonymous

Me too. My teacher keeps talking about how if somebody talks and a moderator is here, all of us will fail our SATS! My teacher is also freaking out and saying that we need to work harder and control our mouths during it. And also how our handwriting needs to be neat and how we need to check our test paper after we’ve finisherd. Three times, I’ve left a page and did it with 5 mins left!
I hope all KS2 SATS takers will pass!

Anonymous

Thanks! Also, my teacher said the same.

Anonymous

My teacher told me off for chatting in sats

Anonymous

Officer Cynthia Chocolate-mousse on page 3 next to your questions for Varjak Paw I have answered question THREE again hopefully correctly this time

Anonymous

Star Reviewer

Reply if your school is having a Breakfast Club at your school for the SATs . I am and when we will be able to have playtime after, so that we can revise for the SATs. Good luck if you’re doing your Year 6 SATs!
From Judge Sapphire Bonsai…

Anonymous

Hello Judge Sapphire Bonsai,
We are and we will have playtime after aswell.
Good luck with your SATS Judge Sapphire Bonsai and everyone else who has them soon.

Anonymous

Thanks and I really hope you pass it in flying colours!

Anonymous

I’m in year five so I’ll be doing it next year I’ve got bike riding lessons in school coming up

Anonymous

Sorry for no Facts Station.
Facts Station…
Today’s fact is that the average human heart beats 38.5 billion times a year!!

Anonymous

Really? COOL!
I did not know that

Anonymous

WOW

Anonymous

Book Warriors!
I mean…

1)Lord Virgil Nuggets

2)Professor Harmonica Lavalamp

3)Duchess Nectarine Washington

4)Judge Sapphire Bonsai

5)Princess Mildred Pawprint

6)Viscountess Pinky Glitterball

7)Dona Jet Wheeliebin

8)Duchess Daisy Sunshine

9)Marshal Sunny Hedgehog

10)Nurse Daffodil Mouse

11)Nurse Bernice Bonsai

12)Doctor Octopus Godzilla

13)Principal Flopsy Owl

14) Dame Beryl Owl
Please answer my questions and read the books because otherwise I will have to close my book club.
OCCM

Anonymous

Star Reviewer

NO PLEASE DO NOT CLOSE BOOK WARRIORS I LOVE YOUR Book Warriors So MUCH.
I have answered these questions already

Anonymous

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:-(
:-(

Anonymous

Thank you for that, Professor Harmonica Lavalamp.

Anonymous

please dont quit

Anonymous

Hi!
I went for a picnic on Saturday because it was very sunny.I was also climbing the trees and I think that’s my favouite outdoor activity.

What is your favourite outdoor activity?

Anonymous

Star Reviewer

Hi
Sounds like you had a great day
My favourite outdoor activity is Camping my family do that alot

Anonymous

Winner gets a place in Book Warriors and a special shout-out!

Anonymous

My favourite outdoor activity is also climbing trees, as I find it fun piloting a new route between the branches. It also is a place to myself, so becomes a place where I can think, read and write in peace ( I am a published author). In addition, it is a good exercise in a way, as you need to be able to pull yourself up and lower yourself down. I also enjoy it as I manage to have a look at my surroundings and the landscape which can be rather pretty. I am always careful though. From PMM

Anonymous

My fav outdoor activity is Cricket as I am in the top team at school and also on one match I kept on bowling and hitting the stumps.It was super funny!!!!

Anonymous

Because I love outside activities and enjoy adventure and fun such as swimming in the sea or paddle boarding in the sea we go lots and lots out of school time this year we might be going to Scotland.
Hope I win!!
Professor Harmonica Lavalamp X
PHL

Anonymous

Guys! I’m so scared for my SATs! What if I fail. Well I have a way to not fail.
Do what I do…
I come home, do some sports and on my break, I work. I’ve finished three of my SATs boosters and now I only have six, which are really easy.
Also, sleep early on the night of the SATs abd wake up a little earlier too so you can work a little.
On Sunday the 13th May, study for SPAG and on Monday study for comprehension, on Tuesday, study for maths and so as Wednesday. On Thursday, you’ll be a ready cookie, and in my school we have a trip on Friday.
If you have a Breakfast Club at school, try your best to go to it so you can study at school a little more.
Just don’t have coffee or sweets or anything to get you hyper.
Good luck,
From Judge Sapphire Bonsai.

Anonymous

Thank you Judge Sapphire Bonsai that will help me and don’t worry about it you will be fine and do great if you get it wrong then don’t worry you tried you best and did well
Your friend
Professor Harmonica Lavalamp X

Anonymous

Thanks!

Anonymous

Thank you guys.

Anonymous

My schools got a school trip on Thursday to tatten hall and it’s a sleepover one where we sleep there with are friends I’m so exited

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