Goodbye everyone, I’ll be gone for a long, long, LONG time! See you in a month?

Countess Majorca Bacon-slicer
Star Reviewer
Goodbye, we will miss you.
Queen Jewel Unicycle
I’ll miss you too.
Countess Majorca Bacon-slicer
No! I just came back!
Director Birthday-cake Pudding-Basin
Oh, goodie! I’m back for a very limited time, I’m away again on Friday!
Countess Majorca Bacon-slicer
You chatted earlier…
Corporal Gargoyle Slingshot
Yes, I know but please don’t think bad of me if I don’t reply to any messages after this because I’ll be gone.
Countess Majorca Bacon-slicer
Why?
Don Pudsey Pennyfarthing
Because I’m going on holiday so please let other people know,, because they might get annoyed if I don’t reply!
Countess Majorca Bacon-slicer
For what?
Don Pudsey Pennyfarthing
Is that your catchphrase??
Countess Majorca Bacon-slicer
A world without chips is a world without ketchup.
Don Pudsey Pennyfarthing
Ha! That’s great!
Countess Majorca Bacon-slicer
Okay I will.
Don Pudsey Pennyfarthing
Thanks! I’m away in a few weeks, so please do!
Countess Majorca Bacon-slicer
Some of you’s are robots right (Idk) so yeah

Senorita Flossy Fascination
Star Reviewer
I’m not AI ask me questions if you think I’m AI.
Corporal Gargoyle Slingshot
Me to
Princess Angel Squirrel
Me to
Princess Angel Squirrel
No I’m not! I don’t know what you mean exactly!!
Countess Majorca Bacon-slicer
No one here is a robot.
Marshal Bubbles Rubber-duck
jk hehehe
Senorita Flossy Fascination
Hi everyone have you read the books of Harry Potter?

Anonymous
Nope. Never.
Countess Majorca Bacon-slicer
No ever
Princess Angel Squirrel
Good response!
Countess Majorca Bacon-slicer
Not really
Corporal Gargoyle Slingshot
No way and never! Harry Potter freaks me out.
Don Pudsey Pennyfarthing
Ditto
Countess Majorca Bacon-slicer
I agree with you but I wouldn’t say that it freaks me out out loud, although I technically just did but I was replying to your comment so it doesn’t count.
Marshal Bubbles Rubber-duck
Yeah, I see your reasoning. Do you like the Lord of the Rings?
Countess Majorca Bacon-slicer
It’s just that I get scared very easily. Even the tiniest of spiders makes me to pale.
Don Pudsey Pennyfarthing
Lol
Corporal Gargoyle Slingshot
Wow, I thought more people would say yes.
P.S. I have also never read them.
Marshal Bubbles Rubber-duck
I love them
Countess Mildred Haystack
Is anyone doing 500 Words Story from the BBC? I am!=)

Captain Friday Bucket
Yep!
Queen Jewel Unicycle
I might..
Corporal Gargoyle Slingshot
Same
Marshal Bubbles Rubber-duck
Mayyybe
Don Pudsey Pennyfarthing
I don’t know what that is!!!
Countess Majorca Bacon-slicer
It’s a competition where you write a 500 word story and send it to the BBC and the top 50 contestants get to go to Buckingham Palace with a grown-up and from there on they will decide first, second and third for the younger and older category. There is an age limit, but I can’t remember what it is.
Marshal Bubbles Rubber-duck
It’s 5-11 so I can’t do it because i’m 13
Countess Mildred Haystack
Well I’m going to be 12 soon!
Countess Majorca Bacon-slicer
That sounds like fun but a 500 word story? I can’t do that.
Countess Majorca Bacon-slicer
500 Words Story is a competition for 5-11 kids. You can find more about it on BBC Teach
Captain Friday Bucket
I see. But I don’t think I’m good enough.
Countess Majorca Bacon-slicer
Thanks!
Countess Majorca Bacon-slicer
Good luck
I’m not!
Countess Mildred Haystack
I’M 13 SO I CAN’T DO IT!
I’m so sad!!
Countess Mildred Haystack
That is sad. Have you ever done it before, though?
Marshal Bubbles Rubber-duck
I have, once! Have you?
Countess Mildred Haystack
No not yet but I’m 11 so I might not be able to do it because I think the deadline is somewhere in November and I haven’t started on a story for it yet!
Marshal Bubbles Rubber-duck
I’m sure you can write a story in a few months!
Countess Mildred Haystack
Yes I won a short story competition in my local area once. However, I’m 12 this year so can’t enter anymore! I also missed out last year. Oh well.
Marshal Bubbles Rubber-duck
I feel bad for you …
Corporal Gargoyle Slingshot
i am not
Judge Sketch Cuckoo-Clock
All star reviewers, how do you become a star reviewer? Thanks

Captain Friday Bucket
The Summer Reading Challenge said you had to write a good review.
Queen Jewel Unicycle
Hey all …
The rapping Queens back
Meanness is something I lack
Don’t know how to slack
Do none of that tack

Empress Rapunzel Endeavour
Star Reviewer
Nice rap!
Corporal Gargoyle Slingshot
Hi

Lord Chilli Pineapple
Star Reviewer
Hi
Don Pudsey Pennyfarthing
Hi
Judge Sketch Cuckoo-Clock
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Countess Sapphire Spinner
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Princess Pansy Desperado
yh we wont like u if theres no reason 2
Mademoiselle Jet Pineapple