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Anonymous

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Anonymous

Why can’t you hear a pterodactyl pee? Because the p is silent!

Snook

Anonymous

that is so funnyyy !!!

Ambassador Neptune Owl

OMG that is one of the best jokes I’ve ever heard XD

Anonymous

Haha!

Master Viktor Mittens

That’s so so so funny.
The funniest joke i’ve ever heard. ha! ha! ha!

Anonymous

That’s such a good joke! Gonna go and annoy my family with it now!

Anonymous

great joke

Professor Sunny Bucket

Good joke. It would work better as: Why can’t you hear a pterodactyl on the toilet? Because the p is silent! ;)

Anonymous

Anyone read Pinch of Magic? i’ve read it and it’s super good !!!

Lily

Lady Daisy Turkey

Ooh yes I love A Pinch of Magic my friend lent it to me to read and it’s really gooood!! There is a second one called A Sprinkle of Sorcery by the way :D

Anonymous

I read it and loved it

Empress Petunia Bookmark

I am gonna read them. They look awesome!

Viscountess Daffodil Palm-tree

It’s the best book ever

Fairy Pixie Frankfurter

how do you see your messages

Faiza

Anonymous

haha thats simple in a few mins when it moves to page 3 underneeth of yur comment will be your messages

Coach Beryl Moonbeam

I do not know how.

Anonymous

I don’t know how either.

Anonymous

Go to chat

Principal Phoenix Bouncy-castle

i don’t know i can’t see mine too. strange never mind

Anonymous

i dont know how to do it either

Anonymous

i can not see mine

Professor Sunny Bucket

Read the Harry potter series
#SOOGOOD!!!

Willow

Anonymous

I olrady red it all

Esquire Kipper Mittens

Same

Senorita July Custard

How many books?

Anonymous

This my quiz on David Walliams book ,the beast of Buckingham Palace. I hope you have fun completing this,good luck!

1. Who is the main character?

2. Where is the secret room?

3. Where is the Queen held hostage?

4. Who is the Lord protector’s mother?

5. What is the beast created from?

6. What allows the Lord protector to see everything and everyone in the palace?

7.Who is Mite?

8. How does the king die?

Faiza

Anonymous

what!!!!!.

you done it

Esquire Kipper Mittens

1) Alfred
2) Library
3) Tower of London
4) Nanny
5) Stone statue
6) All seeing eye
7) An orphan
8) Burnt to ash by the beast/ griffin

Anonymous

i love everything yay i like these um i love evrything yaaaaay

Anonymous

same

Anonymous

1: Prince Alfred
2: ?
3: the tower of London
4: Nanny
5: A statue
6: The all seeing eye
7: an orphan girl
8:He was burnt by the beast
Good quiz!

Mademoiselle Honeycomb Turkey

1. Alfred
2. The library
3.the Tower of London
4.Nanny
5.Alfreds fathers blood dripping onto the statue
6.the all seeing eye
7.a orphan from the city
8.he was burnt

Fairy Pixie Frankfurter

I have done it but nothing happend

Unicorn

Empress Cupcake Hammersmith

Same :(

Fairy Pixie Frankfurter

I’m going to make a quiz about Harry potter.Only two questions though.

1. Who’s wand Brakes? A) Harry’s B.Ron’s C.Hermione

2. Who loses their ear? A) George B.Fred
C. Ron

Dragon

Countess Rose Foxtail

1) Both A and B: Ron’s in The Chamber of Secrets, Harry’s in The Deathly Hallows
2) George

Anonymous

1) Ron Weasly
2) George Weasly

Anonymous

1. a
2.a

Madam Daisy Waltzer

1.Ron Weasley
2.George Weasley

Fairy Fenella Bookmark

1=B, 2=A/B hope I did OK!

Fairy Petronella Bonsai