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2,311,796 books read so far

Want to hear a joke about paper? Nevermind it’s tearable.

I just watched a program about beavers. It was the best dam program I’ve ever seen.

What do you call cheese that isn’t yours? Nacho Cheese.

I thought about going on an all-almond diet. But that’s just nuts

You should always knock on the fridge before opening it just in case there’s a salad dressing

I hope u like my jokes !

I am really good at jokes aren’t I?

Dragon

Anonymous

Dear Major Dragon Astronomical,

I love the jokes!

Anonymous

AMAZING jokes

Judge Diamond Volcano

Thanks

Anonymous

So funny!

Anonymous

I hate them

Duchess Iguana Sheep-Dip

How???!!

Anonymous

you what

Senorita Petunia Pineapple

LOVE the jokes!!!!

Anonymous

You so are!

Anonymous

Just to say thx for the Growing likes on this.

Anonymous

yes i LOVE your jokes

Dona Pansy Anteater

Yes so good

Anonymous

So funny!

Dona Petronella Racoon

They’re really good

Viscountess Angel Starlight

here are some more…

I told my girlfriend she drew her eyebrows too high. She seemed surprised.

The other day, my wife asked me to pass her lipstick but I accidentally passed her a glue stick. She still isn’t talking to me.

What did the traffic light say to the car? Don’t look! I’m about to change.

When will the little snake arrive? I don’t know but he won’t be long…

I hope that made u laugh!
Pls reply back the amount of books you have read

I have read 71!

Anonymous

You’re great!

I love those

Anonymous

has anyone got star reviewer yet?

Book girl

Baroness Harmonica Spaghetti-Hoops

Dear Madam Pinky Pawprint,

What does that mean?

Anonymous

I have not but I don’t know about anyone else…

Fairy Hopscotch Rollercoaster

no because there is no star revew

Anonymous

yes the star reviewer badge
look at news and look at the rooster badge at home

Anonymous

Nope

Anonymous

No I don’t know how to get it
I have tried and I have reviewed loads of my books but I don’t know what you have to do.

Anonymous

no not yet

Anonymous

No why?

Anonymous

no not me

Dona Pansy Anteater

No I haven’t sadly and never will

Anonymous

not me

Dona Pansy Anteater

How do you get ’star reviewer`

Viscountess Angel Starlight

See the news!

Anonymous

Who loves the CHERUB series?I myself love them!

Snook

Anonymous

Dear Inspector Dragon Chipperfield,

I haven’t heard of the CHERUB series.

Anonymous

Never heard of them

Anonymous

I can’t figure out how to read the books on this I can only add them to my wish list

Merry

Anonymous

You don’t read the books on this you read your own books and then write a review on this website and update it to your goal for how many books you’ve read

Major Mandrake Sheep-Dip

I don’t think you can read the books on this website.
You can only read the books that you have at home or from the library and then put them in.

Anonymous

you cant read on this

Anonymous

You cant

Duchess Iguana Sheep-Dip

me neither

Dona Pansy Anteater

Yes I was disappointed about that

Anonymous

Hi @General July Washington I don’t think you can read the book on here I think it is just a suggestion . But I might be wrong I hope this helps. Xx

Anonymous

Hello everyone! I love the outdoors and I truly feel that it is fantastic! I would love to learn some wacky and weird facts about the outdoors!

I will be announcing the strangest and silliest fact very soon! Happy researching!

Yours truly,

Izzie

Anonymous

Dear Queen Cupcake Hungry-Hippo,

I love the outdoors too! I love going on long cycles with my family and exploring new paths and places! I also love seeing the wildlife!

Anonymous

If u want to read a book about the outdoors, maybe try the horrible geography series, (it’s made by the same people as horrible history’s and horrible science, but it’s completely different.)

Anonymous

Do we have to tell you facts?

Anonymous

I love your message do you like reading I do!

Dame Cynthia Foxtail

I am new to this silly squad!

Snook

Anonymous

how do you change your name

Baroness Harmonica Spaghetti-Hoops

Dear Anonymous,

Welcome to the Silly Squad!!
Here you can chat,read,play games and when you get a reward for finishing a book, you get a badge and also you get a fun activity too! :D

Anonymous

How you liking it so far?

Princess Honeycomb Mouse

Hi Anonymous!

Anonymous

So am I it’s great!

Princess Panther Spinner

Wow, then you won’t have much time to read books

Anonymous

All of us are

Ambassador Arthur Bertrand

Good for you I’m not new but I have read 27 books I’m aiming to read 100

Dame Cynthia Foxtail

hi then

Dona Pansy Anteater

This is my first year

Anonymous

welcome to the silly squad.Stay safe!safer place,better place:

Senorita Petunia Pineapple

Hi I have just joined today !

Izzie

Princess Panther Spinner

I have read 27 books ha I’m impressive ha just joking I’ve read 25

Dame Cynthia Foxtail

Welcome, Princess Panther Spinner!!

Anonymous

Cool! How are you?

Principal Jet Foxtail

Hi I joined yesterday it’s really good isn’t it!

Princess Panther Spinner

Dear Princess Panther Spinner,

Yes it is!!

Anonymous

epic!

Anonymous

i love cats

Book girl

Baroness Harmonica Spaghetti-Hoops

Dear Madam Pinky Pawprint,

Me too! They are sooo cute!!

Anonymous

Me to! Iv`e got one!

Principal Jet Foxtail

Dear Principal Jet Foxtail,

Your so lucky!

Anonymous

ME TOO I LOVE THEIR FLUFFY CAT FUR

Anonymous

Same me

Anonymous

I love cats, dogs, fish, horses, donkeys, mules and hinnies…
I love every animal in the world!

Anonymous

I hate bugs

Anonymous

love them!!

Senorita Petunia Pineapple

Dear Coach Candyfloss Sofa,

Same but a little bit more cats than anything else.

Also what are mules and hinnies??

Anonymous

whats a hinnie?

Senorita Petunia Pineapple

me too

Dona Pansy Anteater

I love cats!!

Viscountess Angel Starlight

Me to

Anonymous