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A question for all to try…

Which character is in every single David Walliams book except one?

Let’s see who answers first. If you don’t know just try and give me 3 characters from the book Matilda from Roald Dahl.

I hope everyone is safe. >-
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Another one

My mum:Goodness! It’s raining cats and dogs.

Me:I know. I nearly stepped on a poodle.

So here is a joke.

What do you call an aunt on the toilet?

Answer: lou lou.

What do you call an aunt who falls off the toilet?

Answer:Lou roll

Comment if you really liked those jokes and if so tomorrow I will post another two jokes.