Hi guys,
Hope you all are really looking forward to winning the challenge because I am.

Judge Peaches Paperclip
I’ve already won!
Countess Majorca Bacon-slicer
no you have not It’s the 20th july
Professor Candyfloss Waterfall
But I have! I’ve got the certificate and everything! I’m just a fast reader!
Countess Majorca Bacon-slicer
Then you must of read baby books
Professor Candyfloss Waterfall
No! No, not at all! All the books were AT LEAST 200+ pages! NOT baby books! It’s my brother who reads ‘baby books’.
Countess Majorca Bacon-slicer
Ha Ha Ha
Professor Candyfloss Waterfall
Sorry if I overreacted, I just hate it when people underestimate me!
Countess Majorca Bacon-slicer
So am i, lets give eachother thumbs up no matter who wins
Corporal Kipper Submarine
I’m looking forward not just winning the competition I’m also looking forward for the reading part
Officer Sunny Sausage-Roll
Me to
Professor Candyfloss Waterfall
Well then let’s give a nice cheers no matter who wins
Judge Peaches Paperclip
have you got book recommendations
thanks

Sergeant Hank Paddington
Wimpy kid books
Marshal Race-car Arlington
I read them all ready.
Sergeant Hank Paddington
I recommend David Walliams the worlds worst pets in the midnight gang and megamonster there all by done by bet David Walliams
Officer Sunny Sausage-Roll
I’d recommend Billionaire Boy by David Williams or Julia and the Shark by Kiran Millwood Hargrave:
Julia and the Shark: An enthralling, uplifting adventure story from the creators of Leila and the Blue Fox
Billionaire Boy: Billionaire Boy is a children’s fiction book written by David Walliams and illustrated by Tony Ross. It was published on 28 October 2010 by HarperCollins.
Director Angel Washington
How old are you, first?
Countess Majorca Bacon-slicer
8 but ill soon be nine
Sergeant Hank Paddington
Just like my little sister! Well, I recommend either Murder Most Unladylike, or Artemis Fowl!
Countess Majorca Bacon-slicer
Diary Of Anne Frank, Katherine rundell?
Countess Mildred Haystack
I love that book! It’s very sad, but it’s a really good read!
Countess Majorca Bacon-slicer
Yea I know
Countess Mildred Haystack
Yeah.
Countess Majorca Bacon-slicer
Mr stink David Walliams
Professor Candyfloss Waterfall
Hi
Has anyone read or watched There you’ll find me/Finding you by Jenny B Jones? If you have I would love to hear you thoughts on it!

Countess Mildred Haystack
Reply if you really,really,really love Artemis Fowl books ’cause I do – mainly because they are absoloutely amazing!!!

Officer Pixie Squirrel
Star Reviewer
Yeah i love them
Corporal Kipper Submarine
Same. I also think I may be developing a crush on the main character.
Officer Pixie Squirrel
You know what… I think I am too!!
Countess Majorca Bacon-slicer
I keep on conducting these really long conversations with Artemis in my head. I am a total weirdo.
Officer Pixie Squirrel
Not at all! I do that all the time, and I make up really ridiculous stories in my head, AND sing songs over and over in my head! It’s not weird to me!
Countess Majorca Bacon-slicer
Sometimes I make up stories in my head but I can never get past the first chapter before I toss them into the ever-growing pile in my head of useless stories.
Officer Pixie Squirrel
Yeah, I do that a lot too. But never give up! One day, your name might be on a million bestselling books!
Countess Majorca Bacon-slicer
We might not even have books in the future though.
Officer Pixie Squirrel
I couldn’t survive without books! I’d probably die!!! It’s like depriving me of oxygen!
Countess Majorca Bacon-slicer
Oh dear. Early death for us both, then.
Officer Pixie Squirrel
We have a ton of things in common! You’re really funny, I can’t believe you’re my friend, it’s… There’s no words to describe it!
Countess Majorca Bacon-slicer
I don’t know. I don’t mean to sound rude or cruel but I’m a bit wary about making friends online. When I was younger I was cyberbullied a bit. For all I know you could be a super evil pyromanic who is at this moment plotting to burn down the Earth and supremely dominate the ashes (though you probably aren’t.)
Officer Pixie Squirrel
You’re not being mean at all! I totally get it! I’m kinda wary as well, (Probably because I don’t have any friends that I see a lot) so I try not to talk so much, but it’s hard! P.S. I am totally not a super evil pyromaniac!
Countess Majorca Bacon-slicer
I’ve never really met another like you of whom I want to be friends with so badly! Well, there is a boy called Riley I know but apart from him, no one else.
Officer Pixie Squirrel
Lucky you! I don’t go to school, which means I am very close to my family, but sadly it means I don’t have any “real” friends. (I mean, like, persons you can see, you’re a great friend!)
Countess Majorca Bacon-slicer
I haven’t got any any really ‘close’ friends although I always make friends with all the little kids I meet even though I’ll probably never see them again.
Officer Pixie Squirrel
Yeah, I used to do that a lot. I’m quite good friends with some of my cousins, though!
Countess Majorca Bacon-slicer
My cousins live in Vietnam and Swindon so I don’t see them often but the ones in Swindon are coming down for Christmas
Officer Pixie Squirrel
It’s a pity they live so far away, at least you’re seeing them soon! I haven’t seen my American cousins for at least 8 years! I did see my English cousins recently, though.
Countess Majorca Bacon-slicer
8 years!!! And I thought it was a lot when I didn’t see my Vietnamese family for 4 years (during lockdown)
Officer Pixie Squirrel
I know! I miss them a lot, but I don’t remember them too good, sadly.
Countess Majorca Bacon-slicer
I definitely wouldn’t remember my cousins if I didn’t see them foe eight years. But then, I have quite a bad memory.
Officer Pixie Squirrel
LOL! I have a pretty bad memory too. I do miss my cousins though.
Countess Majorca Bacon-slicer
I just realised that I spelt ‘for’ wrong in the message I just sent. Although for some reason I looked at the full verses of ‘Mary had a little lamb’ and than somehow memorised it but I can never remember what ‘hi’ is in French. (Salue?) I miss my Vietnamese family a lot, too. And my Canadian family. They have a dog called Diesel who is a Welsh/English sheepdog/shepard who is the best dog in the world even though I can never remember what breed he is.
Officer Pixie Squirrel
I spell things wrong sometimes too, it’s very easy to do! And tell me about it! I can never remember what the word for ’this/that ’ is in Italian! Diesel sounds really nice! NONE of my cousins, uncles, grandparents, etc, have dogs, or any pet like that, surprisingly!
Countess Majorca Bacon-slicer
Do you have a pet? Your avatar is a dog so I think you might but I am horrible at guessing stuff.
Officer Pixie Squirrel
No, sadly I don’t have a pet, (much as I’d want one!!!) but I’m probably a million times worse at guessing than you are! The reason my avatar is Baskerville is because I really like the author and illustrator, (Chris Riddell) who drew him!
Countess Majorca Bacon-slicer
I really like the work of Chris Riddell but, to be honest, I prefer David Wyatt and Kev Walker
Officer Pixie Squirrel
What is a Artemis fowl books because I don’t know what they are cause I’ve never read anything like that and more animal books and adventures
Officer Sunny Sausage-Roll
Artemis Fowl books are kind of adventure books.
Officer Pixie Squirrel
I love them superhumanly much!
Countess Majorca Bacon-slicer
Same.
Officer Pixie Squirrel
Yeah. I own some! Even the collection of short stories and puzzles one!
Countess Majorca Bacon-slicer
Wait. There are short stories and puzzles?
Officer Pixie Squirrel
Who the hell is he
Professor Candyfloss Waterfall
A teenage criminal mastermind.
Officer Pixie Squirrel
which author should a 9 year old boy read from

Judge Burp Mystery
Hi I have read hoards of books this week about 10 how many have you read

Sergeant Hank Paddington
I’ve read about like seven or eight books
Officer Sunny Sausage-Roll
No
Professor Candyfloss Waterfall
Does anyone like the tree house book’s
I love them
Comment down below if you do
Like if you don’t

Lady Pinky Costa-Rica
Hi,
Everyone on here is so nice.
Bye.

Senorita Beany Moonlight
I agree!
Countess Majorca Bacon-slicer
me to
Professor Candyfloss Waterfall
I like talking to you a lot too!
Countess Majorca Bacon-slicer