WINNER of the Sunday Times Children’s Sports Book Prize 2023!
From comedian extraordinaire James Campbell, get ready to laugh your BUTT off to a silly book filled with funny stories, partly-true facts and hilarious pictures that will make you think twice about the game everyone thinks they know so well.
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Want to know why OCTOPUSES can’t play football? And how to play the game across multiple DIMENSIONS? How about learning the REALRULES of how football is played, why Henry VIII banned it, plus where it came from and who the greatest players of ALLTIME are?
Whether you love a game of TABLEFOOTBALL, can’t get enough of BACK-GARDENBALL, only enjoy the game from your SOFA or would sooner swim with sharks than play it, if you LOVE to LAUGH – then this is the book for you!
But be warned – this is NOT a normal book. You can read it forwards, backwards, sideways and in approximately 861,000 different ways in between.