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I like Cristiano Ronaldo.

Laika

Marshal Cynthia Pawprint

Messi is better

Doctor Quicksand Sausage-Roll

No No No

Marshal Cynthia Pawprint

Yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah! Definitely. Ronaldo is better in the past.

Doctor Quicksand Sausage-Roll

No no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no

Marshal Cynthia Pawprint

hi dous any one like david wallims
relply if you do
thanks

Book girl

Doctor Flopsy Supermarket

I love David walliams

Mademoiselle Daisy Desperado

Yes, I like David Walliams, but only is older ones- for some reason, once he switched illustrators they’ve become worse and worse. I really like his first books though!!!

Madam Wanda Bungalow

I fo

Doctor Beryl Satellite

I mean I do

Doctor Beryl Satellite

Hi everyone!
How many of you has star reviewer?
message, please , yes or no!
me: you probs see next to my name, but i am a star reviewer

Maya

Queen Marge Hammersmith

Star Reviewer

hi

Riley

Earl Zeus Foxtail

hi

Coach Pixie Fascination

hi

Doctor Flopsy Supermarket

Hi everyone! I volunteered at the library today and it was sooooo much fun! First I helped out with an author visit and I handed out paper and pencils. Later, I gave out prizes to children that finished the summer reading challenge. Then I cleaned up all of the pencils and I moved furniture back to its normal place (after the author left). There was a stroke group too but I didn’t help with that. I shelved some books and sorted them alphabetically which was fun. I also helped set up the colouring in table. I set up the Lego, supervised it, then cleaned it up. I also picked books up and put them back where they belong. I chatted to the children about books they have read too! It was sooo fun! I finished off by chatting to a lovely lady in a different language!

Merry

Dame Pinky Pumpernickel

Hey, Dame Pinky Pumpernickel! I missed you! That sounds so fun! I’d love to volunteer at your library and help you! I really like sorting things out, and putting things in their proper place, so that would probably be a very good job for me!

Countess Majorca Bacon-slicer

Hi! I missed you too! Yes I love volunteering at the library it’s really fun! You can check with your library, maybe you will be allowed to help out there!

Dame Pinky Pumpernickel

Girl you good I like to help others as well it is fun

Queen Beryl Piccalilli

Well done DAME PINKY PUMPERNICKEL.

Marshal Cynthia Pawprint

Thank you!

Dame Pinky Pumpernickel

My questions:
1) Who was the author?
2) What prizes do you get for completing the summer reading challenge?
3) What’s a stroke group?
4) What language did you speak to the lady?

Notes: Your library has lots on!
I love your username.
What year are you going into? I’m going into Year 7!
Did you get asked to help or did you volunteer- I’d really enjoy helping I think.

Madam Wanda Bungalow

I’m going to Yr 8

Fairy Agnetha Waxwork

Nice. I’m going to yr 7

Madam Wanda Bungalow

I am also going to year 7

Professor Flash Aardvark

hello guys I came here because I thought I would just read a book and put the book in but every time my dad told me to read a book I was like uhh but when I read I fell exited inside but when I finish I feel sad but every next day I want to read a book so congratulations to everyone who finished thier challenge.

Chief Pluto Mystery

Long story

Marshal Cynthia Pawprint

Well done I hope you fun I hope they still do this when I’m old enough to as I’m only 9 but 10 in 17 days

Madam Sapphire Bucket

Your’e lucky and helpful.

Professor Flash Aardvark

My library has lego

Doctor Beryl Satellite

WELL DONE EVERYONE FOR SENDING IN UR USERNAMES i am going to announce the winner of the WACKY USERNAME SUMMER CHALLENGE
before i do, just wanna say thank you for sending in all those usernames. i enjoyed reading them and u r all very creative. U made me laugh with the humor of some of them.
So i have 3 runners up and 1 top winner ……….. but remember everyone did rly well so give yourselves a round of applause and a clap on the back even if i don’t mention ur usernames.
TOP WINNER:
Crazycoocoodadalalazibbyzibbyzoobzawackyusername321
CREATED BY Madam Sapphire Bucket
WELL DONE!!
: This one is incredibly creative and fun to say! It definitely stands out.

3 RUNNERS UP

1st runner up:
(2nd place)
Superhippopotimosdoo
CREATED BY Officer Phoenix Ketchup
AMAZING!!
: This one is hilarious and has a great rhythm to it.

2nd runner up:
(3rd place)
Sir Fliddlefladdle
CREATED BY Countess Majorca Bacon-slicer
EXTRAORDINARY!!
: It has a whimsical and noble feel, which is quite charming.

3rd runner up:
(4th place)
Missspottydoughnutqueen
CREATED BY Fairy Pinky Casserole
:This one is quirky and delightful, making it very memorable.

ROUND OF APPLAUSE FOR THOSE WHO MADE IT ONTO THE LEADERBOARD
for those who didn’t don’t worry
there are plenty of other challenges where you might succeed!!
WELL DONE TO ALL COMPETITORS
and
THANK YOU
for all your commitment and hardwork

THE WACKY USERNAME SUMMER CHALLENGE IS OFFICIALLY OVER!!

congratulations to those who won!!

Izzie

Senorita Babs Porridge-Oats

Wow! I can’t believe I came 3rd! Congratulations to Madam Sapphire Bucket, Officer Phoenix Ketchup, Fairy Pinky Casserole, and everyone else who took part! Also thank you, Señorita Babs Porridge-Oats, for setting up this challenge, I really enjoyed it!

Countess Majorca Bacon-slicer

Well done on getting 3rd place

Fairy Agnetha Waxwork

Thank you! Did you do an entry?

Countess Majorca Bacon-slicer

No

Fairy Agnetha Waxwork

Hmmm. Well, what my dad always says is, “You’ve got to be in it to win it” and he’s right! By the way, whenever I get a message from you, I think of Agatha from The School for Good and Evil!

Countess Majorca Bacon-slicer

Cool

Fairy Agnetha Waxwork

Yep!

Countess Majorca Bacon-slicer

Congrats on becoming 3rd!!!

Officer Pixie Squirrel

Thanks! Did you enter the contest?

Countess Majorca Bacon-slicer

Yeah, mine was rubbish – pollywobble.

Officer Pixie Squirrel

LOL! That’s a good word! What does it mean?

Countess Majorca Bacon-slicer

It’s the action of getting slapped with a wet fish which is just weird

Officer Pixie Squirrel

Is it a real word? Like, is it in the dictionary?

Countess Majorca Bacon-slicer

It’s probably in a dictionary for obscure and unusual words. I saw one of those in the local bookshop once. What’s your favourite unusual word?

Officer Pixie Squirrel

Piqued. It’s not quite so rare anymore, but I’ve really loved the word since I read it in The Three Musketeers!

Countess Majorca Bacon-slicer

What does it mean? I feel like I’ve heard it before but I can’t remember the meaning.
You’ve read The Three Musketeers? It’s on my to-read-list but I haven’t read it yet.

Officer Pixie Squirrel

It means something like mildly annoyed and angry, I think. And about The Three Musketeers, it’s great! I loved when I read 4 years ago! Another great word is “cardinal”.

Countess Majorca Bacon-slicer

My vocabulary suddenly seems so small in comparison to yours. My favourite unusual words are apricity, jentactular, callipygian and one that directly translates into the day before tomorrow that I can’t remember right now.

Officer Pixie Squirrel

Those sound really cool! What do they mean? There’s a vocabulary test on a website called ‘A Real Me’ and I got a pretty high score!

Countess Majorca Bacon-slicer

Apricity means the warmth of the sun on a cold day
Jentacular means related to breakfast
Callipygian means possessing beautiful or well shaped buttocks.
What was your score on the vocabulary test?

Officer Pixie Squirrel

Oh… something like 221? I can’t remember!

Countess Majorca Bacon-slicer

That’s AMAZING!!!! You must be so smart to get a score that high.

Officer Pixie Squirrel

Thanks! It said I was a professional white collar in the US! When my dad did it, it said he was Shakespeare!

Countess Majorca Bacon-slicer

Thank you im really sad I didn’t go near anything

Madam Sapphire Bucket

I thought yours was great! Keep up the awesome work!

Countess Majorca Bacon-slicer

Srry this was a mistake I didn’t mean to send this

Madam Sapphire Bucket

Congrats

Madam Sapphire Bucket

Thank you! You won too, though! I loved yours!

Countess Majorca Bacon-slicer

Omg srry about my other message I didn’t read it properly tysm I feel so good u are so kind would u like to be mg friend im so confused

Madam Sapphire Bucket

Well done everyone who entered

Marshal Cynthia Pawprint

Thank you for crowning me the winner of the wacky username challenge this has never happened before and I’m so proud of everyone who participated and can u please make another challenge because I loved this one

Madam Sapphire Bucket

Anyone like the worst witch

Cass

Fairy Agnetha Waxwork

Yes

Marshal Cynthia Pawprint

Yeah, they’re super awesome!!

Countess Majorca Bacon-slicer

my middle sister loves it soooooooooooo much

Duchess Rapunzel Sparrow

me

Doctor Flopsy Supermarket

Uh huh

Madam Wanda Bungalow

I do

Professor Flash Aardvark

Can anyone tell me how you can be a star reviewer please
Thanks

Cass

Fairy Agnetha Waxwork

what is a star reviewer?

Coach Pixie Fascination

Hi
I am star revewer myself and do not be disappointed if you do not get it: a rare badge this one!
Just right informative reviews and talk about your feelings and summarise the book!
If you need help, read my reviews for the books I have read, as a idea of what to do.
You will notice I also use technical language, but that is not truely neccessary. Just right what you feel!
My username is: Queen Marge Hammersmith
( this is so you can find my reviews if you need to!)
And most importantly,
Try your best and remember: quality is better than quantity!
You don’t have to right reviews about lots of books to get star reviewer, just right detailed reveiws!
Hope that was helpful… :)

Queen Marge Hammersmith

hi
have you got the reply i sent u?
If not I can rewrite it for u.

Queen Marge Hammersmith

Hi
Read this one first!
So Sorry if you get two of these messages Agnetha, but I think my first one has not appeared, so i will rewrite it, just incase!
The star reviewer badge is a rare one for most people, as only some get it, so do not be disheartened if you are not able to obtain it! I am a Star reviewer myself, so here are some tips for you, that hopefully will be helpful to you.
Firstly, I think it is important to write detailed and informative reviews about the books you have read. Make sure to capture the essence of the book in your writing, noting about how it made you feel, whether or not you enjoyed the book, and be sure to summarise it, using the key points and essential parts in the book review.
Do not give away to many spoilers, and maybe leave it abruptly, though not discordantly, at the end with a elipsis (this is a set of three dots that add mystery, e.g. …, like that. thought I’d mention this just incase you were not aware of their meaning) to leave an intrueging cliffhanger.
If you want a star reviewer example, you are most welcome to read the reviews i have composed for the books I have read.
My username is Queen Marge hammersmith, so you can look for my name if you want to, to read my reviews.
Some books you will find my name on (hopefully) are ‘the stolen prince of cloudburst’, ’ the chronicals of Narnia series’, ‘cliffhanger’, ‘midnight’ and’Quiet storm’.
Also, it doesn’t matter the amount of books you have read, but the quality of the reviews you have sent in, Because quality is better than quantity!
I really hope this was helpful, and sorry again if this appears twice. This answer to your question is better than the last, so read this one first. Also, sorry if it is too long, I can’t help writing long and detailed things. One last thing: You will notice if you see my reviews, that they use a lot of technical language. That is not nesseccary, just write about how you feel! But , of course, if you can you can use such complicated language, then definately go for it! And make sure it makes sense, above all.
Remember to add if you recommend it to others or not.
Thanks, and good luck!
Hope you get star reviewer!
From
Queen Marge Hmmersmith.

Queen Marge Hammersmith

Thanks

Fairy Agnetha Waxwork

Thanks

Fairy Agnetha Waxwork