Judge Diamond Hammersmith
I Finnished today and you will get a book mark and a catificit
Hi
At the end of the challenge you will get a certificate if you are successful. Also, I heard something about a party? What’s that about?
In yo face!
Cornetto
It is also my first time!
It’s my first time as well.
mayby 6th
Corporal Pongo Godzilla
I’d like to be singer who performs on the biggest stages and with the biggest stars
And maybe in the future perform for aliens if we ever discover them
Thanks for making this challenge
Good Luck to everyone Xx
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OK… in the future hamsters will have dominated the universe by spying on humans for the past 100,000,000 years. The supreme ruler of the world is a baby hamster with a pet human in a cage called Twinkle-Toes (the human, not the baby hamster – the baby hamster’s name is Overlord for obvious reasons.) All of the hamsters live in The Wheel which is a giant hamster wheel floating in space. Nearly all other Earthly living beings have died out (except for hamsters, of course) from The Great War which was a cross-species war for universal dominance and the hamsters won.
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I’m confused
Your score was 32
Oh.
I’d liked to be an artist or an author.
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An artist who uses late to paint. It’s not a great idea but I would like to be an artist
Too late I said winners
Oh
Also a world where animals were human sized and could talk
Too late said winners
Oh
I’m gonna be a singer and make my own costumes as I’m taking singing lessons.
They said my voice sounded too mature for my age and I’ve got tons of potential.
Done winner
Yay
Also I’ll sing for all species on a stage that floats in the sky as I fly around the stage , I have superpowers like I can sing in different languages , I can sound like any professional female singer, I can do really good gymnastics . I have the power to bring world peace
Done winners
Yay
You are not a winner sorry
Already finished competition winners is what I meant
Empress Lacey Sequins
I think my first book recommendation was cheese nightmeres
Who’s that by?
Queen Sapphire Humdinger
i read a book with green pages (my sister’s favourite coulur )
Roald Dahl books have yellow pages!
Empress Angel Chipperfield
your welcome
Queen Iguana Bumblebee
Have you read A Good Girl’s Guide To Murder? It’s about 13+ish (maybe a bit higher) , super witty, funny and a generally great book. I would definitely recommend this book to you. I also like books that are a bit old for me.
Also, how have you been doing it since you were 4? This is my first time and I’m 10.
I would recommend it too!
Ok! :D
I did the challenges most years at my local library and my sister (who is a bit older than me) did it as well. My school also advertises them!
I might try that book sounds really good!
It is! Every single page makes you laugh! Except for the ones that don’t.
I think you’d like the Sinclair and Taylor & Rose mysteries! They’re by Katherine Woodfine. I love Murder Most Unladylike and the Ministry of Unladylike Activity too! In the Ministry of Unladylike Activity, do you ever think about what happened to Kitty, from the Murder Most Unladylike books? I do, every single time I read it!
Ooh, yeah! I almost forgot about Kitty . I hope there is more Ministry of Unladylike Activity books. Also, didn’t you know there are MMU and MUA puzzle books coming out in the UK in September!
Me too! I’ll look out for them! Have you read Twin Crowns?
I’ve read them thanks anyway!
You’re welcome! Taylor and Rose is great, though. What about Ruby Redfort?
I think you’d also like the Lockwood & co; series which are super funny and super good, though they are a bit scary and creepy at times. I don’t really know what genre they are though – I think they’re a mix of sci-fi, horror and mystery. Lockwood & co; also has a little bit of romance but comfortably subtle, yet layered. I would really recommend this book series to you – they are super!
Ok! Thanks so much for your recommendation!
hi
I can relate to the fact that you read books older than your age! They are more interesting and fun… hmm, let me think? what would i recommend to you? Well have you read the stolen prince of cloudburst? this is the bronte mettlestone series books.
What About the book, quiet storm? A modern masterpiece! And lastly I will suggest to you the Naga warriors, a story set in ancient India, all about protecting culture and beliefs. It is quite a new book this one, but i think you will enjoy it! Also, definitely finish the Harry potter series! You genuinely have a good book choice. Plus would you recommend murder most unladylike to me? I have been wondering whether it is good or not…
Thanks, and please reply to my question!
Murder Most Unladylike is such a good series! I would definitely recommend it to you because it is clever, exciting and funny! Also I’ve just finished Harry Potter, it’s really good!
Skuldugery Pleasant is a nice murder series. A bit of a mystery but a bit more gore.
Ok
O my gosh u sound so similar to me I am also 11 im reading Arsenic for tea right now and I normally read books for older kids as well, although I hate the romance ones I’m more of a mystery book person I read all the Harry potters last year and I will reread them this year can I recommend the wingfeather series u probably haven’t heard of them they aren’t mystery books but they have the best plot plus it’s four books so it isn’t all over and done with immediately they are so so so good the fourth one is literally my favourite book ever I also think Sherlock Holmes is good!
I also don’t like romance books. We do sound similar! Thanks for your recommendation!
You guys replies are awesome!
Countess Majorca Bacon-slicer
Star Reviewer
That is totally disgusting!
You should write against it, that is nauseous.
But somehow it doesn’t really disturb me.
Still, write how that is just ruining usable toys that can go to a better use with charity.
I think so too! But I really disturbs me, probably because I have a lot of teddy bears, and my heart would break if any one of them had their head ripped off! I will definitely write that they’re ruining usable toys!
I think that it could boost peoples imagination if they try it out, as it is kind of creating your own character from what you can find and it could help people with story they wanted to do by making a new character.
I see your point, but once those mismatched toys have been displayed for about a month, they’ll just go in the bin! When the toys weren’t ripped up, they could have been donated to a charity shop, and some little kid would be delighted to have it! (Like me!)
Thats what i said!!
Great minds think alike!!!
Yep, totally! I think I get it from my parents, they’re super smart!
I fink this should not happen because how would you feel if you were cut up and put on the wrong body
Yes! You have voiced my thoughts! I will most definitely add your point to my report!
This is abomonation! What a waste of perfectly usable toys, that could be donated to charity to give to children who don’t have toys, who are too poor to afford toys. Plus, though this kind of stuff doesn’t really nauseate me, that is kind of wierd.They go in the bin? What a waste! Think about those poor souls who could make use of those toys.
tut tut. Adults should know better.
No
Why do you think it’s a bad idea? I mean, I need 500 words for the report!
No i didn’t mean that meant yes
I see.
Queen Marge Hammersmith
Star Reviewer
What do you call a cow in a tornado,
A milkshake!!!!!!!!
#Queen Marge Hammersmith’s whacky joke challenge!
Add the tag!
I did
Hahaha
Thanks
What do you call a cow that shaking Milkshake! Commander Trip Spinner
Hi Queen Marge Hammersmith,
Why can’t your nose be 12 inches long?
Because it would be a foot.
Bye
#Queen Marge Hammersmith whacky jokes challenge!
Why do ducks have tail feathers?
To cover their bum quacks!!!!
Knock knock
Who’s there?
Europe.
Europe who?
No, your a poo!
Trust me, this one makes sense when u say it out loud and it is actually quite funny; it’s my mum’s favourite joke!!! 8)
#Queen Marge Hammersmith’s whacky joke challenge
I didn’t know that
What do you call a Cow that shaking A Milkshake!
Commander Grip SpinnerI have a few:
Why can’t you hear a pterodactyl pee?
Because the p is silent!
Where does broccoli live?
Number 3 Brocc-Ally!
( By the way, I made the last one up myself!)
Q. A man walks into a bar. What does he say to the nearest person?
A. Ouch. That hurt.
I know. It’s super corny and horrible.
#Queen Marge Hammers- I can’t be bothered to write the rest. Why do we all have such long names?
I know right!
still, it makes loging in and the thing,, summer reading challenge i mean, fun.
Yeah. I totally agree with you.
What do you call a dog in the toilet? A poodle! Get it? #Queen Marge Hammersmith, #Countess Majorca Baconslicer.
Yay
Yaaay! I can’t wait to see the results!
Knock nock who’s there repeat repeat who who who who who
Thanks all for replies!
Will announce the winner tommorrow.
Q : What happened to the frog who parked his car on double lines?
A : His car got toad away!
#Queen Marge Hammersmith’s whacky joke challenge!
also when did you start the joke challenge?
Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Amoania.
Amoania who?
I’m bored!
Queen Marge Hammersmith’s whacky joke challenge!
Professor Aspidistra Sherbet!
What’s cheese and onion flavoured and runs fast? Linford Crispy!!!
Knock knock
Who’s there?
Lettuce
Lettuce who?
Lettuce in!- we don’t have all day!
If you say it out loud,it makes sense.trust me
What tea is heard to swallow
reality!!!It’s not my best but it’s all I can think of right now
Queen Marge Hammersmith’s whacky joke challenge!
Where do fruits play sports?
At the peach.
#Queen Marge Hammersmith’s whacky joke challenge!
What do you do if your boyfriend hates fruity jokes??
You let the Mango
How does darth vader prefer his toast????
On the dark side
