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I have read 6 books and that’s not okay for me . But that fine on the other hand because I don’t like gadgets that much like screening time which includes screens and is a machine except from my little baby blue robot . Plus I really like books and I read them allot but don’t know how read on the app so I do the reviews . I have no i idea at all . Pls can you help me and reply. I will check those methods and see if they work . Thanks

Amelia

Princess Ariel Vampire

Star Reviewer

Doctor Quicksand Sausage roll? Is that my name? I’m just joking, I know that’s my name.
If U don’t understand it, it doesn’t matter, it ain’t makin’ sense too me either

nilsolev

Doctor Quicksand Sausage-Roll

That is your name, but sausage roll has a “-” in it.

Countess Majorca Bacon-slicer

Oh. I’m not in my a levels yet/ NEWTS ( from the harry potter books) so it doesn’t matter if I make a mistake every now and again. But great spot!!!

Doctor Quicksand Sausage-Roll

Thanks! I hate it when people spell my name wrong. (Or say it wrong!)

Countess Majorca Bacon-slicer

Oh all my friends can’t spell my name.

Doctor Quicksand Sausage-Roll

My name isn’t long, but no one can say it properly!

Countess Majorca Bacon-slicer

I’ll never find out cause I can’t ask for Ur name on this website

Doctor Quicksand Sausage-Roll

My name is spelt like a quite common-ish name but it’s pronounced differently and my middle name is Vietnamese and Vietnamese is a very tonal language so no-one pronounces it right and my last name is English but no-one pronounces it right either because the spelling is a bit odd. In other words, my name is very hard to pronounce for English people.

Officer Pixie Squirrel

Oh, I see! Most people don’t bother to say my middle name, even though it’s very pretty! My first name is the last name of a French writer!

Countess Majorca Bacon-slicer

I kind of like the name Amaryllis because it’s nice to say, but I would not like it if I was called that. I like my name, because it means water (it also means a bunch of other stuff, but this I my favourite meaning) and I think water is one of my favourite elements from the Skandar book series.

Officer Pixie Squirrel

Yeah, Amaryllis is a lovely name. How cool! I think my name means something like earth! I think if I was an element, I’d either be water, or fire. Or if I was a Guardian, like in Ash Princess.

Countess Majorca Bacon-slicer

Like if U want me to do a terrible challenge

nilsolev

Doctor Quicksand Sausage-Roll

Hi like if U want

nilsolev

Doctor Quicksand Sausage-Roll

Like if I want what?

Officer Pixie Squirrel

Retry:
Like if U feel like U want to like

Doctor Quicksand Sausage-Roll

Ohhhhh. I get it now.

Officer Pixie Squirrel

Where is countess Mildred haystack?

nilsolev

Doctor Quicksand Sausage-Roll

Heyy

Countess Mildred Haystack

Yay!

Doctor Quicksand Sausage-Roll

Where is countess Mildred haystack?

nilsolev

Doctor Quicksand Sausage-Roll

have you guys seen that new competition that you get a bundle of 15 books and a shopping voucher!!!

Willow

Marshal Angel Luther

No

Doctor Quicksand Sausage-Roll

No.

Officer Pixie Squirrel

no i have’t

Fairy Nectarine Bojangles

Shout out to madam sapphire bucket, countess Majorca bacon slicer, countess Mildred haystack and officer pixie squirrel and pretty much every one who has finished

nilsolev

Doctor Quicksand Sausage-Roll

I haven’t finished yet – I’ve done 86/101.

Officer Pixie Squirrel

I meant messaged

Doctor Quicksand Sausage-Roll

Um…a lot.

Officer Pixie Squirrel

Thanks

Countess Mildred Haystack

And sincerely welcome

Doctor Quicksand Sausage-Roll

Ur definitely welcome

Doctor Quicksand Sausage-Roll

Ty

Madam Sapphire Bucket

Your welcome Thank you for messaging

Doctor Quicksand Sausage-Roll

What does Ty mean?

Officer Pixie Squirrel

Thank you. And tysm means thank you so much.

Madam Wanda Bungalow