Anonymous
I know some more jokes!
How do oceans say hello to each other?
They wave!
AND
What do you call a bear with no teeth?
A gummy bear!
Good jokes
I know some
why was the giraffe not invited to the party?
Because it was a pain in the neck!
I’m much better at telling riddles
what do two bits of dough say to each other when they are in love?
I knead you!
and..
sherlock holmes and an famous astronomer are camping, then sherlock says, ‘look up and tell me what you think’
and the astronomer says ‘I see stars, and i am amazed to think we are one of them. what do you think?’ and sherlock says ’I think someone has stolen our tent
why was the maths book sad?
Because it had too many problems
how does a mathematician pick his nose?
He works it out with a pencil!
Doctor doctor, people keep ignoring me!
Doctor: Next!!
Anonymous
Hi! Nurse Bernice Bonsai, would you like to join my book club? Please get back to me as soon as possible.
yes please
Anonymous
I looked for you but I can’t find any of your messages! At least this one is up!
Anonymous
Yes, Goodnight Stories for Rebel Girls is the Waterstone’s Award. Trust me, it’s a book for everyone!
I agree
I have read it!
Anonymous
YES
Whats the reading rainbow
what is the reading rainbow?
What’s The reading rainbow?
Anonymous
i haven’t
how do u get it?
you read loads of books
Nor have I.
no not yet but i have got the star wars one
so have I
Anonymous
I have read it it’s SO good!
i have the book, its great
Anonymous
can i join?
I also want to join!!
Yes you can! Duchess Sapphire Sherbet, you automatically have a space. The closing dates for spaces is 12:00 on 16th January (just so people have a day more).
Please can I join
Thank you
