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Is it just me or do most of your names have countess on the front?

Maya

Major Unicorn Possum

Yes you are right I hadn’t even really thought about that lol!!

Madam Wanda Bungalow

Yeah I guess

Doctor Quicksand Sausage-Roll

Yea i does seem so

Countess Mildred Haystack

Mine totally does!

Countess Majorca Bacon-slicer

yeah mine does

Countess Phoenix Pendragon

Hi all, just wanted to wish you a Happy New Year 2025!

Bear

Countess Phoenix Pendragon

Star Reviewer

Hi all, just wanted to wish you a Happy New Year 2025!

Bear

Countess Phoenix Pendragon

Star Reviewer

I hope you guys have a happy new year

Princess Heroica Volcano

Hi all, just wanted to wish you a Happy New Year 2025!

Bear

Countess Phoenix Pendragon

Star Reviewer

Hey guys, sorry I haven’t been on for so long, but I hope everyone enjoyed christmas

Willow

Director Wanda Wellington

Okay

Coach Angel Vesuvius

Sorry I haven’t been on for so long but I’m back again

Willow

Director Wanda Wellington

Welcome back Director Wanda Wellington

Coach Angel Vesuvius

Thanks

Director Wanda Wellington

your welcome!

Coach Angel Vesuvius

Glad you’re back!!!

Madam Wanda Bungalow

Thanks

Director Wanda Wellington

How do I change my name on my profile?

Laila

Lady Mildred Waltzer

I don’t think you can

Countess Mildred Haystack

I’m not so sure if you can, sorry.

Madam Wanda Bungalow

I think you press the button that says ‘Edit profile’, and then you remake your profile. But I don’t think you should change your name – I like it.

Judge Tulip Borneo

Hey, everyone! I had a wonderful Christmas and New Year, and I hope you did too! We watched all of The Lord of The Rings movies, and played The Lord of the Rings Risk, and we made coconut mice, marshmallow snowmen, and gingerbread men! We also watched Give Us A Clue!

Baskerville

Countess Majorca Bacon-slicer

Star Reviewer

Nice?!

Coach Angel Vesuvius

Definitely!!

Countess Majorca Bacon-slicer

yeah?!

Coach Angel Vesuvius

Totally!!

Countess Majorca Bacon-slicer

Omg that sounds so fun!!! I know the Lord of the rings movies r so so good, but I haven’t watched them yet. They are my dad’s favourite films tho! So does lord of the rings risk take a really long time? Cause the version of risk I know takes at leat 2 hrs!

Madam Wanda Bungalow

I totally was! I’m pretty sure The Lord Of The Rings movies are my dad’s favourites too! He loves the book! The Lord Of The Rings Risk really does take a long time, but thankfully the ring moves off the board eventually, so it can’t go on forever!

Countess Majorca Bacon-slicer

Don’t you remember we saw lord of the rings risk in the boot of someone’s car in the Christmas car journey to our gran and grandpas house???

Doctor Quicksand Sausage-Roll

Ummmm… Have you mixed me up with someone else?

Countess Majorca Bacon-slicer

No, I was just saying that to madam Wanda bungalow – she’s my sister.

Doctor Quicksand Sausage-Roll

Ah, I see, sorry! I really love, love, love everything that Tolkien wrote!

Countess Majorca Bacon-slicer

Cool

Director Wanda Wellington

To-ta-ll-y!!!

Countess Majorca Bacon-slicer

thank you sooo much

Coach Angel Vesuvius

You’re so welcome!!!

Countess Majorca Bacon-slicer

Oh, that sounds so fun! I hope you enjoyed it.

Judge Tulip Borneo

Yes, I had a wonderful Christmas, and I hope you did too!

Countess Majorca Bacon-slicer

Thanks! What did you do for New Year?

Judge Tulip Borneo

We stayed up till midnight, and at midnight, we ate a grape for every bong of Big Ben!

Countess Majorca Bacon-slicer

I have only watched the first lord of the rings movie! Hope you enjoyed christmas.

Countess Mildred Haystack

You’ve watched The Fellowship Of The Ring? Did you like it? My favourite characters are Merry and Legolas!

Countess Majorca Bacon-slicer

Oh, and also Arwen, I really like Arwen.

Countess Majorca Bacon-slicer

Coconut mice?! Tell me more! :)

Judge Tulip Borneo

They’re just made of a coconut mixture, made into a vague mouse shape, with a strawberry lace for a tail, and little silver chocolate balls for eyes!

Countess Majorca Bacon-slicer

How did they taste? I would love to try one of those.

Judge Tulip Borneo

They were delicious! They’re pretty easy to make, just dessicated coconut, mixed with condensed milk, and icing sugar, and with the decorations I mentioned before on top! I totally recommend them, unless you don’t like coconut!

Countess Majorca Bacon-slicer

Crickey! U got a lot of replies

Doctor Quicksand Sausage-Roll

I know! It makes me feel sooo happy that I have so many friends!!

Countess Majorca Bacon-slicer

I’ve also got loads o’ friends

Doctor Quicksand Sausage-Roll