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Shout out to my friend Judge Agnatha Racoon.

Willow

Dona Petunia Skateboard

hi

Judge Agnetha Racoon

hmm

Anonymous

So sweet :3

Fairy Heroica Ridiculous

Because she is my friend!

Dona Petunia Skateboard

yes

Anonymous

And I didn’t realise she is above me!

Dona Petunia Skateboard

By the way the joke about the toilet roll rolling down the hill was mine its just i accidentally wrote it on my sisters account when adding a book for her!

Sophia

Lady Rose Anteater

Ha! It was very funny could u make up more for us!?

Dona Petunia Skateboard

Yes definitely

Lady Rose Anteater

good

Anonymous

I didn’t see it ,can you reply back the joke please. Btw I love your name.

Major Dragon Astronomical

The joke was:
Why did the toilet roll roll down the hill?
Because it wanted to get to the bottom!

Lady Rose Anteater

HA HA HA. go to the 1st 2nd page and u should see my jokes. i hope u like them,

Major Dragon Astronomical

What did the toilet do when it saw a bottom?
It flushed! Get it! Flushed/blushed!

I dont mind if you dont because i made it up myself and im not very good at making up jokes!
Heres one that i read from a book:

Why did the toilet roll roll down the hill?
Because it wanted to get to the bottom!

Anonymous

: )

Viscountess Flopsy Waterfall

Who likes Harry potter?

Merry

Anonymous

Yep me

:)

Inspector Catapult Chocolate-mousse

I am reading it now!

Anonymous

Me!

Prince Catapult Sofa

I love harry potter

Judge Cupcake Quarantine

me!!

Lady Rose Anteater

Me!”!!!!

Anonymous

I don’t

Princess Sapphire Squirrel

I do

Anonymous

me sorta

Anonymous

Me my fav is Ginny!

Director Candyfloss Owl

Oh wow guys! 17 likes! Thanks!

Anonymous

not me but my friend’s friend

Dame Kangaroo Waterfall

I do too

Ambassador Carnaby Bookmark

me

Professor Birthday-cake Casserole

me

Fairy Tulip Lavalamp

What did the toilet do when it saw a bottom?
It flushed! Get it! Flushed/blushed!

I dont mind if you dont because i made it up myself and im not very good at making up jokes!
Heres one that i read from a book:

Why did the toilet roll roll down the hill?
Because it wanted to get to the bottom!

Baskerville

Dame Birthday-cake Dalmatian

Your joke is actually quite good.

Judge Cupcake Quarantine

Ha Ha Ha!

Fairy Fenella Bookmark

I know that joke! (Very funny.)

Fairy Heroica Ridiculous

is that a joke if it is it’s funny

Anonymous

Ha ha ha good one!

Anonymous

Thanks i will be putting more on very soon

Lady Rose Anteater

ha ha ha ha ha ha good one

Professor Birthday-cake Casserole

Hello
Has anyone read Harry potter?

Minotaur

Empress Daisy Bubble-wrap

I’ve read a few.

Judge Cupcake Quarantine

No but I watched all the movies.

Fairy Fenella Bookmark

No l haven’t

Princess Sapphire Squirrel

I a waiting for the goblet of fire

Anonymous

i haven’t

Anonymous

Yup, I have

Viscountess Magnolia Starlight

yes!! :)

Viscountess Flopsy Waterfall

I have not I wanna read it

Anonymous

yeah

Senor Burp Archer

Yes it is so so good

Director Candyfloss Owl

YUP. Me

Anonymous

yes obviously ive read it 24 times and im only 10

Mademoiselle Nectarine Gravy

ive read all of them

Professor Birthday-cake Casserole

I have they are sooo good

Viscountess Sunny Shortbread

Hiya!

Who here is a Murder Most Unladylike fan??

I’ve just read the last book, “Death Sets Sail” and it is AMAZING!
I reccommend it to anybody :D

-Letizia

Norman

Anonymous

Ok thanks I will have a look!

Dona Petunia Skateboard

a fan over here!

Lady Aphrodite Mittens

I love them books and ive just been and Death sets sail!

Lady Rose Anteater

I just finished top marks for murder, and I have read them all. I am waiting for death sets sail from the library! They are all soooo good.

Viscountess Daffodil Palm-tree

OMG yesss!!!!! I haven’t read the new one yet but I really want to!

Nurse Ursula Squirrel

what is it about

Anonymous

Hi I am a MASSIVE murder most unladylike fan.
I haven’t read death sets sail yet.
Which is your favorite murder most unladylike book?
- Baroness

Baroness Bijou Rollercoaster

I love the murder most unladylike series.
I’ve read the first 3 books.

Fairy Magnolia Hedgehog

I am a big fan! haven’t read the last book though yet. My favourite is mistletoe and murder!

Madam Panther Starlight

I love the series too!

Professor Daisy Vegas

Thanks! What’s it about?

Fairy Heroica Ridiculous

Dear Princess Letizia Waterfall,

I have not read that book!
But it might be unsuitable for my age because I’m only 10.

What age are you?

Fairy Rose Foxtail

Hi!
I love Murder Most Unladylike too! I haven’t read death sets sail but I have read Death in the Spotlight which is my favourite so far!

-Rose

Mademoiselle Rose Palm-tree

thanks

Professor Birthday-cake Casserole

Me!, I am

Viscountess Sunny Shortbread

Anyone have any book recommendations??

Aesop

Princess Flossy Racoon

Murder most Unladylike series so good

Nurse Ursula Squirrel

I LOVE Jaqucline Wilson but just be careful which ones you pick though as some of them are a bit sad!! :D

Dork Diaries are remarkable too!! None of them are sad!! (I don’t think so anyway I havn’t read ALL of them!!) In Once upon a dork Nikki just gets hurt by a ball in PE

Have fun reading!! Hope my advice helped,take care!!

Fairy Hopscotch Rollercoaster

The whole collection of " Diary of a wimpy kid"

The whole collection of " Harry Potter"

“Midnight gang” by David Walliams

" shadow Jumper" by J.M Forster If you need more recommendations reply back and I will give you lots more. Happy to help!

Major Dragon Astronomical

Yes gangster granny

Princess Sapphire Squirrel

If you are 7-8 you’ll love Tom gates … they are very funny books.

Fairy Heroica Ridiculous

If you are 7+ you will love Tom Gates.

Xx

Fairy Heroica Ridiculous

Harry Potter

Commander Leach Armadillo

Magyk by Angie Sage. There is a whole series:

Magyk
Flyte
Physik
Queste
Syren
And
Fyre

Fairy Orchid Eggybread

Dear Princess Flossy Racoon,

Jacqueline Wilson is a great author. So is Enid Blyton. If there is a particular author you like then you could look for a book you haven’t read before by that author. Hope this advice helps :)

Fairy Rose Foxtail

harry potter

Professor Birthday-cake Casserole

harry potter

Anonymous

How many books are you reading I am reading six but have done two

Brian

Principal Ariel Starlight

50

Viscountess Magnolia Starlight

100 is completed

Commander Leach Armadillo

Dear Principal Ariel Starlight,

I am reading 8 and i have finished 8 of them but I’ve still got to do the remaining 3 book reviews.

Fairy Rose Foxtail

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Viscountess Sunny Shortbread