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THE SILLIEST BOOK I EVER READ…

The silliest book I have ever read is Fintan Fedora the world’s worst explorer. This book is is so funny I couldn’t stop laughing.

THE FUNNIEST THING I EVER HEARD…

The funniest thing I have ever heard in a book is that a boy is so dumb that he got lost in his house looking for the loo.

MY JOKE…

Teacher:
Be sure to go straight home.

Pupil:
I can’t I live just around the corner.

Viscountess Birthday-cake Pinkerton

if you get sent books how do you say you have read them?

Anonymous

U add a book to ur reading challenge, if u explore the app im sure u will find it

Mademoiselle Ursula Bungalow

What do you call a crop/plant that fly’s?
A helicropter.

Also who likes Harry Potter?

Anonymous

ME!
I love it!

Anonymous

How is everyone because this is a safe website can we say our age?? because i want to, i think everyone is around my age or younger or older. i dont know should i say my age?? reply to this pls

Duchess Lacey Shortbread

Dear Duchess Lacey Shortbread,

Yes this is a safe website. It’s okay to say your age if you want, but ask your mum and dad first just to check if they are okay with you putting information on the site.

Fairy Rose Foxtail

I am not quite sure but I have seen people say I am 10 and I am 7 or 8 or 9?

Dona Petunia Skateboard

I don`t know, you can if you want.

Principal Jet Foxtail

Don’t say it in case someone finds you on the internet

Judge Diamond Volcano

Yes let’s say our ages I am 7 years old how about you

Prince Bruno Dalmatian

I don’t think it matters.
And any way, no one knows your name so I think so?

Viscountess Harmonica Rubber-duck

it is fine to say your age

Empress Harmonica Taramasalata

probaly I am 11

Anonymous

Dear Captain Wanda Rubber-duck,

I am 10

Fairy Rose Foxtail

Yeah I think so

Anonymous

I am 8

Dame Cynthia Foxtail

my age is 10 1/2

Coach Candyfloss Sofa

Dear Coach Candyfloss Sofa,

Yes, to be precise, that is my age too, 10 1/2.

Fairy Rose Foxtail

Don’t share your age

Principal Daisy Sparrow

Yes you can, I’m 10

Viscountess Magnolia Starlight

I don’t know if you should say your age if you don’t want to but I’m 8 here’s some advice if you don’t want to say your age don’t

Dame Cynthia Foxtail

u can if u want to. Btw I am age 11. But i give no more infomation than that to keep me safe.

Major Dragon Astronomical

say your age and im good and im also 7

Dona Pansy Anteater

I am 6

Dona Petronella Racoon

It is fine to say your age. But first ask your parents also by the way i am 11 yrs old so yea

Duchess Flossy Banana

9 1/4

Dona Aphrodite Bookmark

ask your parents first.Stay safe!safer place,better place:

Senorita Petunia Pineapple

I think u should say ur age, im 9

Mademoiselle Ursula Bungalow

who likes awesome friendly adventure

Lord Augustus Bouncy-castle

Dear Lord Augustus Bouncy castle,

I love adventure books!! :D

Fairy Rose Foxtail

I think he means diary of a wimpy

Dona Aphrodite Bookmark

Is that a book?

Judge Diamond Volcano

Viscountess Harmonica Rubber-duck

Duchess Iguana Sheep-Dip

I do

Dame Cynthia Foxtail

I do

Dona Petronella Racoon

Want to hear a joke about paper? Nevermind it’s tearable.

I just watched a program about beavers. It was the best dam program I’ve ever seen.

What do you call cheese that isn’t yours? Nacho Cheese.

I thought about going on an all-almond diet. But that’s just nuts

You should always knock on the fridge before opening it just in case there’s a salad dressing

I hope u like my jokes !

I am really good at jokes aren’t I?

Major Dragon Astronomical

Dear Major Dragon Astronomical,

I love the jokes!

Fairy Rose Foxtail

AMAZING jokes

Judge Diamond Volcano

Thanks

Major Dragon Astronomical

So funny!

Viscountess Harmonica Rubber-duck

I hate them

Duchess Iguana Sheep-Dip

How???!!

Anonymous

you what

Senorita Petunia Pineapple

LOVE the jokes!!!!

Coach Candyfloss Sofa

You so are!

Viscountess Magnolia Starlight

Just to say thx for the Growing likes on this.

Major Dragon Astronomical

yes i LOVE your jokes

Dona Pansy Anteater

Yes so good

Anonymous

So funny!

Dona Petronella Racoon

They’re really good

Viscountess Angel Starlight

here are some more…

I told my girlfriend she drew her eyebrows too high. She seemed surprised.

The other day, my wife asked me to pass her lipstick but I accidentally passed her a glue stick. She still isn’t talking to me.

What did the traffic light say to the car? Don’t look! I’m about to change.

When will the little snake arrive? I don’t know but he won’t be long…

I hope that made u laugh!
Pls reply back the amount of books you have read

I have read 71!

Major Dragon Astronomical

You’re great!

I love those

Anonymous

has anyone got star reviewer yet?

Baroness Harmonica Spaghetti-Hoops

Dear Madam Pinky Pawprint,

What does that mean?

Fairy Rose Foxtail

I have not but I don’t know about anyone else…

Fairy Hopscotch Rollercoaster

no because there is no star revew

Sir Hank Archway

yes the star reviewer badge
look at news and look at the rooster badge at home

Anonymous

Nope

Anonymous

No I don’t know how to get it
I have tried and I have reviewed loads of my books but I don’t know what you have to do.

Viscountess Harmonica Rubber-duck

no not yet

Major Dragon Astronomical

No why?

Madam Birthday-cake Casserole

no not me

Dona Pansy Anteater

No I haven’t sadly and never will

Anonymous

not me

Dona Pansy Anteater

How do you get ’star reviewer`

Viscountess Angel Starlight

See the news!

Anonymous

Who loves the CHERUB series?I myself love them!

Anonymous

Dear Inspector Dragon Chipperfield,

I haven’t heard of the CHERUB series.

Fairy Rose Foxtail

Never heard of them

Viscountess Harmonica Rubber-duck

Viscountess Birthday-cake Pinkerton

Anonymous

Anonymous

Duchess Lacey Shortbread

Lord Augustus Bouncy-castle

Major Dragon Astronomical

Baroness Harmonica Spaghetti-Hoops

Anonymous

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