Childrens Messages | Summer Reading Challenge

Hi guys. It’s………………………………….

SENOR CATAPULT BUCKET!

A.K.A. Joke Guy!

Hope you like all of my jokes.

I do a few jokes every Saturday.

See you next Saturday!

Why don’t birds ever smile?

Because their mothers feed them worms all day!

Joke time! A hallowe’en one!

What do you do when 50 zombies surround your house?

Hope it’s HALLOWE’EN!

Another joke,

How did the electrician know that he was in love?

Sparks were flying!

Joke,
What is a dentist’s favourite time of day?

Tooth hurty

Here’s another joke:

How did the farmer find his wife?

He tractor down!

i dont get it?

General Orchid Tinkle

Do you know how when you have lost something you track it down. But this one is a farmer who has lost his wife so he tractors her down

Countess Nectarine Bookmark

This website is so cool!

Hi! Who is your favourite author? My one is Enid Blyton

For grown-ups