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Freaky Families

Diana Wynne Jones

Freaky Families

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  • Funny Stuff - rib ticklers to make you fall off your chair

Average rating

4 out 5

26 reviews

Two quirky and hilarious stories from the bestselling Diana Wynne Jones. Two groups of children learn that while you can choose your friends, dealing with your family can make you wish you could choose a different one…

THE FOUR GRANNIES. Two children are left alone for a couple of days, while their parents go away on a business trip. They have four very different grandmas – a mean one, a snobby one, an anxious one, and a delicate one. Erg (the boy) tries to make all the grannies leave him alone, but manages to turn them into one ‘Super-Granny’… AUNTIE BEA’S DAY OUT. Annoying Auntie Bea always does things HER way. And when she decides to take the three children (Nancy, Debbie and Simon) to the seaside, despite what the signs say, she is determined that they will sit on the small, fenced off and isolated island. It turns out to be a magical island though, and whisks her & the children (and dog) around to different places trying to get rid of them…

Reviews

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I would recommend this book to 10,000 people

Officer Pansy Peanut-butter 07.07.2024

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It was funny and brilliant

Viscountess Magnolia Chipperfield 06.04.2024

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This book was called freaky families but it wasn’t that freaky and it’s not scary. I liked the bit when Auntie Bea kept saying ‘we’re having a lovely day’ to a Scottish soldier every time he tried to speak. And then she squeezed herself out of her umbrella and it looked like she had a big skirt round her neck. She was my favourite character.

Fairy Beryl Wheeliebin 01.09.2023

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Funny stories

Don Zeus Birdbath 20.12.2022

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It wasn’t for me

Empress Aspidistra Partridge 31.08.2022

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I thought it that it was a brilliant book. I would definitely recommend this book to someone else. It was really funny.

Duchess Panther Aardvark 31.08.2021

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I like the whole story, but which granny was which was very confusing. It was pretty good so I would recommend it to my friends.

Princess Gloriana Sunshine 12.08.2021

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There are 2 stories in it. They are both very funny!

Principal Jewel Moonbeam 25.08.2020

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It didnt feel freaky to me. Angustus Flint is quite mean to the children-he stops them from playing the piano as he hates noise. The boys decided that the sausage dog could get under the cupboards more easily if he had one of the girls rollerskates strapped to his middle. Flint trod on the skate and zoomed down the stairs.

Inspector Hercules Skateboard 12.08.2020

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It was very funny and I enjoyed seeing the 4 grannies and Erg with his praying machine turned all of them into 1 granny.

Director Candyfloss Cuckoo-Clock 11.08.2020

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It was very funny I would definitely recommend it to people who like a bit of magic and very silly books.

Countess Flopsy Waterfall 06.08.2020

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This wasn't the best book I have read, there are two stories in it and they are a little creepy, especially the one when four grannies turn into a super granny! But I liked the second story because it has a bit of magic in it.

Nurse Venus Washington 31.08.2019

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liked how in the first story all the grannies were different. second story i thought auntie bea looked funny.

Prince Muscles Vegas 22.08.2019

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Really funny

Anonymous 04.08.2018

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I love this book. I recammend it for people aged 7 and over

Coach Candyfloss Dangerous 29.07.2018

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It was funny to read and it was also a interesting complex story about grannies and aunties.

Anonymous 19.08.2017

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I recommend this book to people that like weird and wacky things it is really funny.

Anonymous 12.08.2017

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It's a really cool book

Anonymous 10.08.2017

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Very fun and exciting with lots of good dicription and fun with the grannies.

Anonymous 08.08.2017

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It was good.

Anonymous 06.08.2017