The Ha Ha Bonk Book
Janet Ahlberg
Laughter guaranteed with The Ha Ha Bonk Book by Janet and Allan Ahlberg – jam-packed with brilliant jokes to tell your dad, your mum, your baby brother, your teacher and anybody else you can think of, such as:
What goes ha ha bonk?
A man laughing his head off.
and
What goes 99 bonk?
A centipede with a wooden leg
and
What goes putt, putt, putt, putt, putt, putt, putt, putt?
A bad golfer
and lots more besides!
This is an all-time classic favourite joke book for all the family to enjoy.
Allan Ahlberg – a former teacher, postman, plumber’s mate and gravedigger – is in the super-league of children’s writers with sales exceeding 17 million and library borrowings of 13 million. In collaboration with his late wife, Janet, he has published many enduring titles, among them Each Peach Pear Plum, Peepo!, Burglar Bill and The Jolly Postman. In addition he has written novels, collections of stories, sets of easy-readers and joke books.
Reviews
Full of jokes like this.What goes haha bonk? A man laughing his head off!
Viscountess Iggy Postage-Stamp 02.09.2024
It was really funny.
Dame Lacey Elephant 10.07.2023
I would recommend this book to people who like to laugh
Countess Blueberry Mozzarella 05.08.2021
These jokes were so funny!
Senorita Pansy Pennyfarthing 29.07.2021
-This is a very funny joke book that has jokes to tell your dog self mum dad baby and even somebody else dog
Lieutenant Octopus Quest 20.07.2021
Lots of funny jokes to tell your family and friends
Count Raccoon Mildew 01.09.2020
I thought it was a very funny book. It had lots of jokes for your mum dad baby brother and yourself. I like to ones for your dad. It interested me because it had lots of funny jokes. I would recommend this book to anyone who like laughing.
Lady Babs Bobble-hat 31.08.2020
It has some good jokes in it to tell your teachers and parents and friends.
Sir Geronimo Frozen-Peas 30.08.2020
I like this joke book a lot because there are lots of very funny jokes and there are little characters that walk along the bottom of the pages. I also like it because it is sorted into different types of jokes, like 'Jokes to tell your Dad' and 'Jokes to tell your Mum'. My favourite was 'Jokes to tell somebody else's dog'!
Marshal Sandwich Godzilla 25.08.2020
It is sooooooo funny! I went swimming with friends sister, and my friend brought this book. I was with my Nanny and the jokes were so good, she brought it for me! I would recommend it to anyone who likes comedy P.S. Girl: please sir, I wish I lived in the old days. Teacher: why? Girl: so then I would not have to learn so much history. That was from the category not to tell your teachers... so don't!!! At least try not to!
Nurse Jewel Satellite 17.08.2020
I like this book but some of the jokes aren’t that funny and I don’t get them
Senor Cello Dangerous 17.08.2020
This book makes me laugh. I keep reading it.
Dona Cupcake Teabag 30.07.2020
It's amazing. I love the jokes!
Empress Pixie Haystack 28.07.2020
This is really funny.
Superintendent Switch Stegosaurus 16.07.2020
Super funny! I sped through this book, laughing the whole way! I especially liked the “jokes for dads“ section!
Madam Honeycomb Quagmire 04.07.2020
This was a very funny book. It was hilarious. My favourite joke is, What did the policeman say to his tummy? You're under a vest!
Count Pug Unicycle 27.06.2020
My favourite joke is what is frozen water? (ice) what is frozen cream? (ice cream) what is frozen tea? (ice tea) what is frozen ink (ice ink) well have a bath then!
Anonymous 11.11.2017
There is one word that can describe this book: SIDESPLITTING!!!!!!!!
Anonymous 05.08.2017
