The Twits
Roald Dahl, Quentin Blake
Frogs in beds; Eyeballs in drinks; Worms in spaghetti Mr and Mrs Twit are really disgusting. They smell because they never wash, they fight because they play tricks on each other, and they hate children. But worst of all, they keep monkeys in their back garden. In cages.
Reviews
Awesome book
Anonymous 24.07.2017
Star Reviewer
I think it needs to be a bit longer to be a 5 star. I like the start where they play tricks on eachother a lot, my favourite part was where the twits turn upside down.
Grandmaster Mango Sausage-Roll 01.02.2025
I loved Mrs Twit because she shrank at the end of the story and she was funny because she hot kids on the bum. I would recommend it to other children.
Earl Burp Pawprint 26.01.2025
I loved the horrible funny pranks and how disgusting some of them were. And I liked the silly pies out of birds in the trees.
Count Rip Legend 14.01.2025
I loved the horrible funny pranks and how disgusting some of them were. And I liked the silly pies out of birds in the trees.
Count Rip Legend 14.01.2025
I enjoyed reading this funny book because there was a dirty man named Mr. Twit and he had some dirty food in his beard and there was a girl named Mrs. Twit and she was lovely to ugly. My favourite part was when Mr. Twit and Mrs. Twit were upside down with glue on them. The funniest part was when Mrs Twit putted worms in Mr. Twit’s spaghetti.
Sergeant Virgil Buffalo 12.01.2025
An incredible old fashioned funny book
Superintendent Ice-T Pudding-Basin 12.01.2025
I liked this book when they got stuck on the roof.
Ambassador Merlin Dalmatian 07.01.2025
They are so horrible! I liked their tricks!
Lieutenant Chilli Sequins 04.01.2025
This story is fiction. I rate it 5/5 because it's a really funny book! Mr Twit & Mrs Twit are married but for some reason they hate each other and love playing pranks on each other. The funniest part of the story is when Mrs. Twit goes to the moon after Mr. Twit cuts the strings holding her ankles to an iron ring!
Baroness Sapphire Armadillo 03.01.2025
I loved this book. It was very funny. My favourite four characters were the mugglewump family because they were all monkeys and they were really funny. The tricks they played on each other were hilarious. I would recommend this book to all my friends and family.
Madam Amazonia Biscuits 30.12.2024
It's a bit rude because the twits do shoot birds. They put sticky glue on the cage and the branches. I did enjoy it. The ending was a bit disgusting
Corporal Geronimo Teabag 15.12.2024
Funny and silly. A good story which keeps you wanting to read.
Empress Tuesday Biscuits 13.12.2024
A funny, exciting and energetic story with hilariously disgusting main characters.
Baroness Panther Turkey 11.11.2024
I really liked the roly poly bird and mugglewump. I thought they were quite clever and the roly poly is funny when he says can you please stop talking about bird pie.
Esquire Leach Elephant 14.09.2024
Fantastic funny story! You laugh throughout the story!
Senor Viktor Teabag 12.09.2024
Funny
Prince Rapper Cuckoo-Clock 12.09.2024
I liked it because it was really funny
Queen Nectarine Pinkerton 09.09.2024
Amazing! They are as bad as the Witches and I love the fact Mr Twig can get a free meal just by licking his beard!
Fairy Iggy Partridge 08.09.2024
I really loved this book, my favourite part was when Mr twit ties Mrs twit to the balloons and she went up into the sky.
Lady Magnolia Paddington 07.09.2024
