Pirate School: Just a Bit of Wind
Jeremy Strong
It's the first day at PIRATE SCHOOL for Ziggy, Smudge, Carkella and Flo and they have lots of new things to contend with. Their headteacher is the scary Patagonia Clasterbotton and they have to take lessons include walking the plank and hand-to-hand fighting. When out on the pirate ship a storm blows up, resulting in the children having to rescue Patagonia when she's swept overboard, and they learn that really Patagonia is not so scary after all!
Reviews

i gave it 3 stars because it was a little boring and it would of been better if they would of jumped in the sea and began flailing around in the water trying to swim even the baby in a high pitched voice would of shouted idyidyaah
Lieutenant Rapper Archway 01.07.2023

My favourite character was Patagonia Clatterbottom Because of the name and that she has a big nose.
Sir Crocodile Aardvark 19.08.2021

It was a fiction book. I liked reading it. It was funny. It is a good book to read.
Ambassador Sandwich Pumpernickel 01.09.2020

It was ok
Senor Hank Lavalamp 17.08.2020

I really enjoyed this book especially the character of Patagonia Clatterbottom because she was so funny and bossy. My favourite part of the story was towards the end when they all had a pirate party. I would recommend it to my friends to read because it is so entertaining.
Anonymous 13.08.2020

I really liked it! My favourite person was Mrs Clatterbottom because she was really scary, but there was something that made her go all silly and soppy!
Lady Tulip Bungalow 07.08.2020

It was fictional. I didn't like that the baby floated away without its mummy and daddy, but she was with her Granny.
Madam Daisy Borchester-Smythe 16.07.2020

So funny because Clatterbottom said it's only a bit of wind and it was actually a storm. I enjoyed reading it.
Baron Aardvark Snivel 31.07.2019

I liked it because it is a funny book
Viscountess Majorca Bobble-hat 01.09.2018

a granny pirate who wore a orange wig, who was ruthless and scary with her pupils but a big softy with her granchild
Dona Lacey Chocolate-mousse 29.08.2018

This was a fabulous book, it was very funny and the best character was the headteacger
Anonymous 10.08.2017

Great pictures and funny story
Anonymous 16.08.2016

fans of Jeremy Strong will like this too
Anonymous 29.07.2015

Funny book
Anonymous 26.07.2015

it's funny.
Anonymous 20.08.2014

The main character is very funny.
Anonymous 30.07.2014

The book wasn't that great and I couldn't explain it that well.
Anonymous 26.07.2014

just a bit of wind
Anonymous 21.06.2014