Crackers!
David Roberts, Alan MacDonald
Join Bertie for three comically chaotic Christmas stories as he makes his very own Christmas crackers, performs in the school nativity play and has to dress up as an elf to help out at Santa’s Grotto.
Reviews
My favourite character is Berty because is very silly and a bit daft. I liked this book because it is pretty funny.
Madam Esmerelda Vesuvius 22.08.2024
It was a good book about always having fun
Duchess Angora Stegosaurus 26.07.2023
All the stories with Bertie very funny. I specially liked when he gave his great-auntie soap sweets instead of sweets as Christmas present. She was not a nice person
Detective Saturn Stegosaurus 11.01.2023
This was really good and funny. I liked Dirty Bertie best because he was really funny.
Viscountess Esmerelda Borneo 04.09.2021
Bertie makes crackers that was nasty things like that plastic dog poo, Dracula dentures, a severed finger dripping with blood!
Coach Blueberry Aardvark 12.08.2021
It was interesting
Princess Tuesday Jamboree 28.07.2021
I love it! It has crackers in the story which I love!
Anonymous 21.07.2020
I really liked this book.
Corporal Bruno Slingshot 18.07.2020
Bit boring
Senor River Bubble-wrap 31.07.2019
i like dirty bertie books because they have 3 stories in 1 books it is very funny because berties aunt comes over to his house and make crackers with soap sweets in them
General River Hedgehog 06.11.2018
This book was an amusing and adventurous book and it had a lot of jokes and humorous bits from time to time. In the book, I thought Bertie was the best character as he is funny and is interesting to read about. I would definitely recommend this book to others as I personally love Dirty Bertie books and this one was another cracking book to read, no wonder I gave it 5 stars.
Anonymous 22.07.2018
Bertie does naughty things but he shows you what not to do.
Anonymous 05.09.2015
Bertie escaped his job which was being an elf at the Christmas Fair.
Anonymous 24.06.2014
A very funny book, with some rude bits and jokes.
Anonymous 24.06.2014
I think people should read this book because it funny and destusting as poo.
Anonymous 23.06.2014
very good
Anonymous 23.06.2014
it's full of mischievious and funny things he does which make you laugh out loud.
Anonymous 23.06.2014
I think you should read this book because there is a funny Christmas play and know all nick blames Bertie for everything
Anonymous 23.06.2014
