The Unbelievable Top Secret Diary of Pig
Emer Stamp
Subjects
- Funny Stuff - rib ticklers to make you fall off your chair
- Animal Tales - bundles of fur, fluff and fun
Average rating
We love Pig (we can’t help it), but Pig loves Farmer, and he can’t
help it either. After all, Farmer gives Pig yummy slops and special
back scratches, and calls him Sausage and seems to love him
more, the fatter he gets. Just as well Pig doesn’t speak any Farmer.
But Duck does (Duck’s clever like that), and he’s determined
his best friend should know the truth. This is tough for Pig. But
Pig won’t just sit there and weep (though we may do, on his behalf),
because there’s help from an unexpected quarter: the Evil Chickens
have a plan…
Reviews
Hilarious
Mademoiselle Blueberry Vampire 31.01.2026
Really funny book full of belly laughs
Anonymous 16.11.2023
It was very funny. Pig is a bit dumb.
Officer Kangaroo Armadillo 20.08.2023
It's a funny book because the pig makes so many spelling and grammatical mistakes in the diary. I also liked that the pig blasted off into space.
Captain Merlin Moonlight 23.07.2023
my favourite character was duck. I would recommend this book to people who like the personitself tells the story
Viscountess Cilla Mystery 14.07.2023
I liked this book. It's about a pig having adventures. In this one he goes to the moon and avoids getting eaten by the farmer.
Principal Blueberry Stegosaurus 30.04.2022
I loved this book. It was funny, and it was written in Pig , which is a language that pigs speak. I liked Pig because he made me laugh, especially when he ate slop which made him fart. I would recommend this to people who like humorous stories.
Princess Tulip Mouse 31.08.2021
He went in a rocket powered by poo.
Superintendent Slip Washington 30.08.2021
Ok
Fairy Letizia Satellite 20.08.2021
I thought it was very funny that Pig kept sending people and chickens in to space. They were evil people and evil chickens, so it’s ok. My favourite character was Pig, but I also liked the evil chickens because they made me laugh. I would recommend this book to anyone who wants a humorous story.
Count Sandwich Menace 10.08.2021
Really funny, this is the funniest book I ever read. It makes Captain Underpants look boring!! My favourite character is Pig! He is hilarious
Professor Race-car Submarine 14.01.2021
It's funny I liked when they invented the fartycle and then cow said "No Woc Pie" and farted!
Doctor Chilli Stegosaurus 08.09.2020
Really hilarious and good fun as Pig is silly and makes you giggle.
Anonymous 02.09.2020
I like it because it is about a pig who goes to space on a rocket tractor and tries to stop his farmer turning him into pork and eating him for dinner.
Marshal Pirate Stegosaurus 28.08.2020
In this wonderful book, pig and duck write this diary asking for some help. They end up on the way to a garden centre in escape from the evil farmer. After a lot of hustle and bustle, they blast the evil chickens and the evil farmers to space! Pig and duck are now looking for a vegetarian farmer who WON'T eat pig or duck! My favourite character is pig because his language, spelling and grammar is hilariously appalling! I would definitely recommend this as you can't stop reading and laughing!
Anonymous 25.08.2020
A hilarious, action packed and family friendly story! Would definitely recommend.
Anonymous 24.08.2020
This book makes me laugh. I like the way it is written badly but correctly for a pig.
Anonymous 14.08.2020
very very very very funny silly to i reallly enoged reading it some parts were a little boring but it was a good book still.
Coach Birthday-cake Moonbeam 05.08.2020
It was a fiction a funny fiction book about a pig and a duck and duck is telling pig that farmer is going to eat him. He also flew in a trocket ( a tractor rocket made by evil chickens as pig calls them and they did it to get rid of him). I would recommend it.
Baron Kipper Armchair 03.08.2020
meh not that good
Lieutenant Merlin Archway 30.07.2020
