The Accidental Diary of B.U.G.
Jen Carney
Meet Billie Upton Green and her VERY accidental diary – and don’t you DARE call her B.U.G!
Billie has taken the new girl at school under her wing. She’ll teach her the important stuff – Biscuit Laws, Mrs Patterson and of course where to sneakily eat a Jaffa Cake. She might even get invited to the EVENT OF THE YEAR (Billie’s mums’ are getting married).
But then suspicion sets in. The new girl seems VERY close to Billie’s best friend Layla.
And she knows a LOT about the big school heist – the theft of Mrs Robinson’s purse. But, Billie is on to her. Well, as long as Patrick doesn’t catch her eating biscuits first.
Join Billie in this laugh-out-loud adventure!
A sparky, funny new series perfect for fans of Diary of A Wimpy Kid – Daily Mail
Jen Carney knows how to make kids laugh . . . and I mean totally unreserved roll-on-the-floor belly laugh. Billie Upton Green is a firm favourite in our house – Emma Mylrea, author of Curse of the Dearmad
Reviews

This was an amazing book because the main characters is funny and she had lots of funny theories about different people that I thought were interestinf
Judge Jewel Biscuits 21.07.2024

Very funny!
Inspector Mandrake Mouse 08.09.2023

A comedy story about a girl who was excited but also worried about adopting a new sister when she heard it from her two moms. Also comes with some games you can try.There is also a page for readers who skipped to the end. A perfectly good choice of a book for all the kids out there.
Anonymous 25.08.2023

Amazing INCREDIBLE really funny and has the message of not judging people by their looks
Director Tulip Rollerskate 24.07.2023

I love this book, it’s amazing! Bug’s life is cool and she has to get through the new girl at school, Janey Mcvey, who is always annoying her. I think you should read those biscuit laws and try them yourself! Bug is talented but watch out, she needs a real practice with those spellings of hers! But, we all want life to be easier which is why Bug has sent a letter to the prime minister to ask him to make a law that you can write words just as they sound. On a scale of 1-10 I rate this book 100! Be sure to read this book.
Viscountess Daisy Shortbread 17.06.2022

I thought this book was really funny. I think my Aunty would like it too. Billie is my favourite character in the book. I am looking forward to reading the next one.
Senorita Daisy Teacup 05.09.2021

This book was hilarious. I would recommend it to someone else because I think they would find it really funny It’s because of the way that the diary is written.
Director Jet Glitterball 04.09.2021

This book has laws about biscuits and that she’s adopted by two mums. It’s very funny.
Officer Birthday-cake Quarantine 31.08.2021

I loved this book! This is one of my favourite books and I find it very funny. i really enjoyed reading it!
Judge Pinky Satellite 30.08.2021

it was ok i liked it a bit it was kind of funny.
Dame Daisy Pumpernickel 30.08.2021

It was hilarious especially when Billy said she needed a poo at a wedding 😂. Loved it ❤️
Lady Morgana Banana 26.08.2021

Love Reading diaries
Judge Panther Anteater 12.08.2021

I liked the book because Billie thought Janey was the thief but she wasn't. She just needed time to meet her properly.
Fairy Diamond Yo-yo 11.08.2021

It was really good I liked Janey McNavey and Billie the best and I liked the funny biscuit laws.
Dame Cynthia Ketchup 06.08.2021

I really liked this book because of the humour.
Captain Cupcake Toothpaste 31.07.2021

It was very funny and I liked the mysteries. This is one of the best books I ever read. My favourite character was Janey because at first Billy thought that she was the theif but she turned out in the end to be one of her best friends. I would definitely recommend it to anyone who likes mysetery and comedy!
Dona Panther Waltzer 30.07.2021

Great humour, you felt like you were there. Surprising ending.
Duchess Mildred Pipistrel 25.07.2021