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I Need a New Bum!

Dawn McMillan, Ross Kinnaird

I Need a New Bum!

Subjects

  • Funny Stuff - rib ticklers to make you fall off your chair

Average rating

5 out 5

322 reviews

 

The first picture book from the bestselling duo behind the phenomenal I Need A New Bum! series A young boy suddenly notices a big problem – his bum has a huge crack! So he sets off to find a new one.  Will he choose an armor-plated bum? A rocket bum? A robot bum?   Find out in this silly, quirky tale with hilarious illustrations. Children and parents will love this book – no ifs, ands, or butts about it! An international bestseller Hilarious story and illustrations Loved by the Scottish Granny!   PRIASE FOR I NEED A NEW BUM ""I can assure you right now that your kids will love this book. They will giggle, they will laugh, and they will want this book to be read over and over again because it is just plain silly and funny … the perfect kid-combo."" Storywraps 

Reviews

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It was funny because the boy thought he had a crack in his bum but that's just part of his bum. So hilarious!

Countess Gloriana Sausage-Roll 20.12.2025

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These bum books are so funny! I love them

Professor Cornelius Pineapple 26.09.2025

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So funny

Madam Aspidistra Fascination 27.08.2025

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Its so funny beacause the bum keeps falling off.

Fairy Gloriana Archer 21.08.2025

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This is a fiction book and its very funny.

Earl Bruno Vegas 13.08.2025

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Great funny book

Viscount Kipper Scratchings 11.08.2025

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Its a funny book about a boy who thinks his bum is broken

Fairy Jet Bottlenose 11.08.2025

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loved the funny bums , very funny

Director Iggy Postage-Stamp 04.08.2025

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I liked reading it. The story is weid.

Inspector Slide Bubble-wrap 31.07.2025

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The boy is my favret because he kept on saying I need a new bum. It was fiction

Empress Heroica Sherbet 31.07.2025

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The book was too funny. If the brightly coloured bum was in real life I would want that for the rest of my life!

Master Raccoon Sofa 29.07.2025

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This book is great I was excited to turn over every page .

Master Itchy Legend 23.07.2025

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A bit boring

Doctor Pinky Vegas 06.07.2025

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I found it weird that the bum fell out of dads pants I liked the dog who farts the best

Countess Mistral Paddington 06.07.2025

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This is a very funny book, it makes me laugh!

Don Pirate Squirrel 04.07.2025

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I thought this book was super funny, especially when dads bum fell off.

King Binky Ridiculous 22.06.2025

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super funny

Officer Panther Sausage-Roll 01.04.2025

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It was funny as he says he says I need a new bum cos my bum has a crack, a crack at the back. I also really liked that he said this is outrageous are bum cracks contagious.

Esquire Leach Elephant 14.09.2024

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So funny! I have read all of them.

Senorita Tulip Ketchup 05.09.2024

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So funny!

Senorita Tulip Ketchup 05.09.2024