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I Need a New Bum!

Dawn McMillan, Ross Kinnaird

I Need a New Bum!

Subjects

  • Funny Stuff - rib ticklers to make you fall off your chair

Average rating

5 out 5

301 reviews

  The first picture book from the bestselling duo behind the phenomenal I Need A New Bum! series A young boy suddenly notices a big problem - his bum has a huge crack! So he sets off to find a new one.  Will he choose an armor-plated bum? A rocket bum? A robot bum?   Find out in this silly, quirky tale with hilarious illustrations. Children and parents will love this book - no ifs, ands, or butts about it! An international bestseller Hilarious story and illustrations Loved by the Scottish Granny!   PRIASE FOR I NEED A NEW BUM ""I can assure you right now that your kids will love this book. They will giggle, they will laugh, and they will want this book to be read over and over again because it is just plain silly and funny ... the perfect kid-combo."" Storywraps 

Reviews

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super funny

Officer Panther Sausage-Roll 01.04.2025

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It was funny as he says he says I need a new bum cos my bum has a crack, a crack at the back. I also really liked that he said this is outrageous are bum cracks contagious.

Esquire Leach Elephant 14.09.2024

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So funny! I have read all of them.

Senorita Tulip Ketchup 05.09.2024

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So funny!

Senorita Tulip Ketchup 05.09.2024

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Made me laugh

Sergeant Tyler Stegosaurus 03.09.2024

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It was a fiction book and I really like this book and it it was funny

Chief Binky Windchime 31.08.2024

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Me and all my family have read this and always laugh. We like to choose what kind of super one we would have

Baron Tyler Bouncy-castle 29.08.2024

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It is funny I like the different types of bum I like the robot bum.

Esquire Quicksand Scratchings 28.08.2024

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It was very funny!

Lady Hopscotch Stegosaurus 20.08.2024

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This book is so funny that it made me laugh out loud when mummy read it to me. I asked her to read it again and again because it was so hilarious.

Professor Esmerelda Astronomical 07.08.2024

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I think that it is too funny for me because it is not really nice to show your bum to people. I would not recommend it to anyone because it is funny .

Baroness Pinky Porridge-Oats 07.08.2024

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not a big fan

Senorita Panther Glitterball 05.08.2024

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Really good.

Queen Fandango Archer 23.07.2024

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Good because it had a bum.

Constable Quicksand Banana 23.07.2024

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The bum made me laugh!

Captain Pudsey Rollerskate 17.07.2024

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This book is amazing

Baroness Birthday-cake Rollerskate 15.07.2024

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I like this book because it is a funny book. Arty farty bum make me laugh the most in the story

Lieutenant Gator Vampire 10.07.2024

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Because it was funny and it makes music

Senor Hank Piano-key 10.07.2024

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I like it

Empress Jewel Ridiculous 06.07.2024

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its a hilarious book about a bottom got a bum crack

Professor Tulip Bottlenose 01.07.2024