Don't Go There!

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Funny Stuff - rib ticklers to make you fall off your chair
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Average rating

5 out 5

Lid up, pants down, bottom on the seat!
They mustn’t have toilets in outer space, because this baby Martian keeps going in the wrong place: a bird bath, a bin, an up-turned hat… Perhaps if he masters The Toilet Song, he might learn where to go.

I have read this book

My Mummy read this to me when I was little now I read it by myself. It's very funny when he wees everywhere

Sergeant Chester Bucket 27.08.2024

I like the bit where he uses the toilet.

King Binky Ridiculous 02.08.2024

I loved it when he said lid down, pants up, bottom in the air! Whistle, wriggle wriggle, wriggle, flush your pants! That’s really funny!

Doctor Ice-T Piano-key 01.08.2024

Loved the Martian.

Captain Blossom Sunshine 26.07.2024

This story is very funny because he was doing wee wee's and poo poo's everywhere when he shouldn't go there. I would recommend to my friends.

Commander Portobello Mouse 18.12.2023

I liked the book it was kind of

Doctor Chesney Spinner 19.09.2023

Good book

Empress Tulip Sofa 03.09.2023

Very very funny

Director Lacey Piccalilli 23.08.2023

It was funny and I liked the rhymes

Marshal Dobbin Casserole 10.08.2023

I thought this book was funny but it was a bit young for me.

Baroness Fandango Jumpsuit 04.08.2023

Very good read.

Anonymous 17.07.2023

This story made me laugh a lot! It is very funny when the alien keeps getting mixed up with how to use the toilet! I love the song they sing to help him remember!

Coach Crocodile Frankfurter 20.09.2022