You're Called What?
Kes Gray, Nikki Dyson
Subjects
- Animal Tales - bundles of fur, fluff and fun
- Funny Stuff - rib ticklers to make you fall off your chair
Average rating
Ice Cream Cone Worm. Monkeyface Prickleback. Pink Fairy Armadillo. You’re called WHAT?!
Welcome to the Ministry of Silly Animal Names where all the creatures have one thing in common: they want to change their names.
A unique and rip-roaringly funny, tongue-twisting story full of weird and wonderful real creatures and facts at the end that will amaze. Written by Kes Gray, the bestselling, award-winning author of Oi Frog! and illustrated with charm and wit by dazzling new talent, Nikki Dyson.
Reviews
I liked all the funny names, the wasp was my favourite part
Inspector Catapult Banana 03.09.2025
It was really funny.
Empress Flopsy Sudoku 01.09.2025
All the silly animal names, and the wasp called Dave!
Master Virgil Nuggets 02.08.2025
I love a book by Kes Gray and this is no exception. The names are brilliant! I like to read it in bed to my 'bedtime guys' but I like it even better when my Mum reads it and does a great impression of a blobfish!
Lieutenant Pablo Squirrel 21.07.2025
Star Reviewer
This book is fiction. My favourite character was the blue-footed booby.
Chief Gonzo Pennyfarthing 18.07.2025
This is a really funny book. My favourite animal was the Aha ha wasp. I would definitely recommend this book!!
General Dragon Eragon 17.07.2025
This book is super silly and fun! It’s about animals with the weirdest names ever—like the Ice Cream Cone Worm and the Pink Fairy Armadillo. I knew about some of the animals, but I learned new ones too! My favourite was the Monkeyface Prickleback. I laughed a lot and now I want to find more animals with silly names!
Duchess Kangaroo Spaceship 30.06.2025
I read it because I was curious how the story would be.
Officer Angel Slingshot 21.08.2024
i like all the funny names
Officer Peaches Anteater 15.08.2024
The book interested me because my friend read it and I saw her review which made me decide to read it. I would recommend it to someone else because it's really funny all the way through, especially at the end.
Director Bunny Pineapple 13.08.2024
The book interested me because my friend read it and I saw her review which made me decide to read it. I would recommend it to someone else because it's really funny all the way through, especially at the end.
Director Bunny Pineapple 13.08.2024
My favourite character was the cockapoo. I liked it because it was funny!! I like when the Ahaha wasp gets very very cross! I also like they are real animals and you can find out about them at the end.
Dona Ursula Piccalilli 10.08.2024
It’s so funny and silly . I liked the blue footed booby .
Sergeant Gargoyle Bertrand 06.08.2024
Fiction .l like it because there was a lot of silly animal names.
Chief Ice-T Submarine 28.07.2024
It’s so funny story . There’s name are so funny specially wasp name aha ha ha ha ha ( Who is standing on window number 12 ) .
Count Slip Bottlenose 25.07.2024
My favourite name for an animal in this book was the blobfish. I would recommend this book to people who like silly names and animals.
Lieutenant Neptune Luther 24.07.2024
I loved this book because it had all sorts of animals that had such funny names, some of my favourite ones were the a ha ha wasp and the blue footed booby.
Queen Gloriana Humdinger 22.07.2024
Funny names!
Commander Aardvark Flattery 16.07.2024
Very funny and lots of creatures I never knew about: blowfish, bone eating snot flower worm, shovelled guitar fish, tasselled wobbegong, ice cream cone worm, aha ha wasp, blue footed booby, secretary bird a lot of animals.
Master Mandrake Mouse 13.07.2024
I liked it because when the wasp said he or she is an A Ha Ha wasp all the other animals went A Ha Ha loads of times , it was funny
Doctor Pongo Cuckoo-Clock 18.01.2024
